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CERN created black hole!!!

 
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CERN created black hole!!!
CERN was shut down 9 days after it started - not because of a malfuntion, as it was reported - but because it created a black hole!! Now they are telling us the "black hole" is under quarantine (because you can't distroy it, folks).

Don't worry though, only about 95% of the scientists said this could be the end of the world - 5% said it was absolutely safe.

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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
LAME

"The Tech Herald wishes all its readers a very happy April 01."
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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
Uh huh. Note the date of the article folks.

I'm calling it.

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However, when asked by reporters at CERN headquarters how the agency kept a black hole under quarantine, the spokesperson admitted, "With great difficulty ladies and gentlemen, with great difficulty."
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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
Uh huh. Note the date of the article folks.

I'm calling it.

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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
Its a aprils fool joke you retard
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04/06/2009 11:10 AM
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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
Just surround it with police tape....nothing to see here, please move along.
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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
The Obama administration's shadowy Special Crisis Operations (SCO) executive, Mr. C. Norris should just roundhouse that black hole back where it came from.
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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
Don't forget to read the last line.

"The Tech Herald wishes all its readers a very happy April 01."
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04/06/2009 11:24 AM
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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
you should seriously read the articles you post
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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
Actually something like a God Particle was created on September 19th. Unfortunately it is so small they can't find it. The level of technology they are using allows for discovery to occur at a very dense block of magnetics and lead sheilding, not for any place along the circumference of the ring.

It looks like a small, very small, so small it can pass through solid matter, looks somewhat shiny, and not good for any darn thing.

However, the scientists are working hard to create another one, you know the addage, keep trying till something happens. But when they do smash apart clusters of protons, I think they are hoping to find the glue that keeps things together, with the ultimate goal of making something from something else. Unfortunately the detectors are so massive that if a sustained collapse occurs, there is nothing to halt the progression. And frankly this time, I'm just going to sit back and see what happens.

Last Edited by The Starbuckian on 04/26/2009 09:25 PM
Religion is 100% reusable.

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- from the play, Dissocia

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Re: CERN created black hole!!!
In fact they created the Big Bang, the mission is over, good night, folks.

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