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earthenergyhex
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My IP address on my laptop has been banned, how do I get it unbanned?
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04/07/2009 10:22 AM
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yo
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04/07/2009 10:24 AM
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My IP address on my laptop has been banned, how do I get it unbanned?
 Quoting: earthenergyhex

What are you banned for?
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04/07/2009 10:24 AM
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04/07/2009 10:26 AM
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All it says is that sometimes they have to ban entire ISP providers because of attacks on the website.
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Ok this is what you do. Drive to your nearest Hess Gas station and say to the person behind the counter. "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball", he or she will recognize the code phrase and will give to directions to find your "Guide"...the guide will take you to the hidden banned liar for your area. Once you are there you will be given several Hi-tech body scans and be debriefed. After that you must pass an eye test. After being scanned, debriefed and having your eyesight tested you will be taken to the tech room with the banks of computers screens directly piped into the main systems. One the system operators will assist you will this point forward. After you attempt access and the banned screen appears what they do next is point at it and say...."See that E-mail address? Send E-mail to that" Then you sucked out a giant tube and a high speed underground mini train system returns you to where you are now.
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Ok this is what you do. Drive to your nearest Hess Gas station and say to the person behind the counter. "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball", he or she will recognize the code phrase and will give to directions to find your "Guide"...the guide will take you to the hidden banned liar for your area. Once you are there you will be given several Hi-tech body scans and be debriefed. After that you must pass an eye test. After being scanned, debriefed and having your eyesight tested you will be taken to the tech room with the banks of computers screens directly piped into the main systems. One the system operators will assist you will this point forward. After you attempt access and the banned screen appears what they do next is point at it and say...."See that E-mail address? Send E-mail to that" Then you sucked out a giant tube and a high speed underground mini train system returns you to where you are now.
 Quoting: SHR


so are you saying that i actually didn't have to get the anal probe to be unbanned?
"As of 10:18 a.m. EST, on the 23rd day of July, I officially declare this the day your DOW DOOM died. 9000 has just been breached." - the 1-2

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04/07/2009 10:42 AM
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Ok this is what you do. Drive to your nearest Hess Gas station and say to the person behind the counter. "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball", he or she will recognize the code phrase and will give to directions to find your "Guide"...the guide will take you to the hidden banned liar for your area. Once you are there you will be given several Hi-tech body scans and be debriefed. After that you must pass an eye test. After being scanned, debriefed and having your eyesight tested you will be taken to the tech room with the banks of computers screens directly piped into the main systems. One the system operators will assist you will this point forward. After you attempt access and the banned screen appears what they do next is point at it and say...."See that E-mail address? Send E-mail to that" Then you sucked out a giant tube and a high speed underground mini train system returns you to where you are now.
 Quoting: SHR

Finally, now we know the secret instructions.

This should go in the FAQ.

1rof1 lol
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04/07/2009 10:45 AM
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Ok this is what you do. Drive to your nearest Hess Gas station and say to the person behind the counter. "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball", he or she will recognize the code phrase and will give to directions to find your "Guide"...the guide will take you to the hidden banned liar for your area. Once you are there you will be given several Hi-tech body scans and be debriefed. After that you must pass an eye test. After being scanned, debriefed and having your eyesight tested you will be taken to the tech room with the banks of computers screens directly piped into the main systems. One the system operators will assist you will this point forward. After you attempt access and the banned screen appears what they do next is point at it and say...."See that E-mail address? Send E-mail to that" Then you sucked out a giant tube and a high speed underground mini train system returns you to where you are now.


so are you saying that i actually didn't have to get the anal probe to be unbanned?
 Quoting: 1-2-Follow

You obviously didn't understand the hidden meaning of: "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball",
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04/07/2009 10:46 AM

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so are you saying that i actually didn't have to get the anal probe to be unbanned?

You obviously didn't understand the hidden meaning of: "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball",
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1rof1

oh ok then. i was about to get pissed if that wasn't a requirement.
"As of 10:18 a.m. EST, on the 23rd day of July, I officially declare this the day your DOW DOOM died. 9000 has just been breached." - the 1-2

Truth is schilling in the empire of retards.

"Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845

*PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ®
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04/07/2009 10:48 AM
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Ok this is what you do. Drive to your nearest Hess Gas station and say to the person behind the counter. "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball", he or she will recognize the code phrase and will give to directions to find your "Guide"...the guide will take you to the hidden banned liar for your area. Once you are there you will be given several Hi-tech body scans and be debriefed. After that you must pass an eye test. After being scanned, debriefed and having your eyesight tested you will be taken to the tech room with the banks of computers screens directly piped into the main systems. One the system operators will assist you will this point forward. After you attempt access and the banned screen appears what they do next is point at it and say...."See that E-mail address? Send E-mail to that" Then you sucked out a giant tube and a high speed underground mini train system returns you to where you are now.


so are you saying that i actually didn't have to get the anal probe to be unbanned?
 Quoting: 1-2-Follow


I'm sure you loved every second of it!
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04/07/2009 10:49 AM
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lmao

Ok this is what you do. Drive to your nearest Hess Gas station and say to the person behind the counter. "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball", he or she will recognize the code phrase and will give to directions to find your "Guide"...the guide will take you to the hidden banned liar for your area. Once you are there you will be given several Hi-tech body scans and be debriefed. After that you must pass an eye test. After being scanned, debriefed and having your eyesight tested you will be taken to the tech room with the banks of computers screens directly piped into the main systems. One the system operators will assist you will this point forward. After you attempt access and the banned screen appears what they do next is point at it and say...."See that E-mail address? Send E-mail to that" Then you sucked out a giant tube and a high speed underground mini train system returns you to where you are now.
 Quoting: SHR
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I'm sure you loved every second of it!
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flip
"As of 10:18 a.m. EST, on the 23rd day of July, I officially declare this the day your DOW DOOM died. 9000 has just been breached." - the 1-2

Truth is schilling in the empire of retards.

"Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845

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04/07/2009 11:13 AM
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My IP address on my laptop has been banned, how do I get it unbanned?
 Quoting: earthenergyhex

EITHER POST ABOUT BAGGY JEANS OR VERIZON CELL PHOTOS
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04/07/2009 11:14 AM

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SHR, and it was goooooood.
No yesterday, no tomorrow.
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04/07/2009 01:40 PM
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I tried it and I am still banned
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Ok this is what you do. Drive to your nearest Hess Gas station and say to the person behind the counter. "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball", he or she will recognize the code phrase and will give to directions to find your "Guide"...the guide will take you to the hidden banned liar for your area. Once you are there you will be given several Hi-tech body scans and be debriefed. After that you must pass an eye test. After being scanned, debriefed and having your eyesight tested you will be taken to the tech room with the banks of computers screens directly piped into the main systems. One the system operators will assist you will this point forward. After you attempt access and the banned screen appears what they do next is point at it and say...."See that E-mail address? Send E-mail to that" Then you sucked out a giant tube and a high speed underground mini train system returns you to where you are now.


so are you saying that i actually didn't have to get the anal probe to be unbanned?
 Quoting: 1-2-Follow


Anal probe was not mandatory so why did you take it again?
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04/07/2009 01:50 PM
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I tried it and I am still banned
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Verizon wireless is banned yawn
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04/07/2009 01:51 PM
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I tried it and I am still banned


Verizon wireless is banned yawn
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last time it was for 3 damn months, send emails to the email address on the page, you will never get a reply. yawn
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04/07/2009 01:51 PM
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Ok this is what you do. Drive to your nearest Hess Gas station and say to the person behind the counter. "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball", he or she will recognize the code phrase and will give to directions to find your "Guide"...the guide will take you to the hidden banned liar for your area. Once you are there you will be given several Hi-tech body scans and be debriefed. After that you must pass an eye test. After being scanned, debriefed and having your eyesight tested you will be taken to the tech room with the banks of computers screens directly piped into the main systems. One the system operators will assist you will this point forward. After you attempt access and the banned screen appears what they do next is point at it and say...."See that E-mail address? Send E-mail to that" Then you sucked out a giant tube and a high speed underground mini train system returns you to where you are now.
 Quoting: SHR



Standard Operating Prodecure. No?
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04/07/2009 01:52 PM
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Ok this is what you do. Drive to your nearest Hess Gas station and say to the person behind the counter. "I am Burro and I am looking for Snowball", he or she will recognize the code phrase and will give to directions to find your "Guide"...the guide will take you to the hidden banned liar for your area. Once you are there you will be given several Hi-tech body scans and be debriefed. After that you must pass an eye test. After being scanned, debriefed and having your eyesight tested you will be taken to the tech room with the banks of computers screens directly piped into the main systems. One the system operators will assist you will this point forward. After you attempt access and the banned screen appears what they do next is point at it and say...."See that E-mail address? Send E-mail to that" Then you sucked out a giant tube and a high speed underground mini train system returns you to where you are now.
 Quoting: SHR


I'd like to take this opportunity to make a complaint about that because I ended up somewhere in Lower Saxony (Germany).
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04/07/2009 01:53 PM
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I tried it and I am still banned
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Did you get an email back?
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Anal probe was not mandatory so why did you take it again?
 Quoting: coolhandluke74


i believe i have been bamboozled.


:4:
"As of 10:18 a.m. EST, on the 23rd day of July, I officially declare this the day your DOW DOOM died. 9000 has just been breached." - the 1-2

Truth is schilling in the empire of retards.

"Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845

*PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ®
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04/07/2009 03:15 PM
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DAMN,

I used the code word "Slow balls" and I got nowhere.

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