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I just received a jury summons in the mail....

 
JohnnyCarcinogen
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I just received a jury summons in the mail....
I've never been summoned before. Any ideas on how to get out of it? I'm supposed to appear the morning of the 27th.
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
claim you are a racist or that people should be put to death for illegaly parking in a handicap parking spot.
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claim you are a racist or that people should be put to death for illegaly parking in a handicap parking spot.
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LOLOLOL

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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
Send it back with a letter explaining you have been kidnapped by aliens and are currently out of the solar system.
Why do you speak shit on the internet?
And what does it do for you personally?
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
I've never been summoned before. Any ideas on how to get out of it? I'm supposed to appear the morning of the 27th.
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You could get thrown in jail for something...



I've been to jail quite a few times for petty shit and they never send me those things!!
Sleestackin' to the max.
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Send it back with a letter explaining you have been kidnapped by aliens and are currently out of the solar system.
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chuckle
Sleestackin' to the max.
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
Throw it away if you haven't responded to it yet. They cannot prove that you ever received it. A friend of mine kept throwing all of them away for years. Once a deputy showed up on his doorstep and personally delivered it to him. He never got in trouble.
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Send it back with a letter explaining you have been kidnapped by aliens and are currently out of the solar system.
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this
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Send it back with a letter explaining you have been kidnapped by aliens and are currently out of the solar system.
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I want to get out of a day or two of boredom, but not enough to get locked up in a room with padded walls.
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
Throw it away if you haven't responded to it yet. They cannot prove that you ever received it. A friend of mine kept throwing all of them away for years. Once a deputy showed up on his doorstep and personally delivered it to him. He never got in trouble.
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You know, I thought of that. I just assumed that they'd send it again certified and I'd just be putting off the inevitable.

Last Edited by JohnnyCarcinogen on 04/07/2009 05:00 PM
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04/07/2009 05:01 PM
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
firs thing tell them you hate ni**ers, wetbacks, kikes & crackers
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If you are mentally incapable, they wont allow you to do it.
So do what I said.
Or ring them up and talk about the voices in your head.
Why do you speak shit on the internet?
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
when they question you just ask if it is a death penalty case as you always wanted to send someone to death row, guilty or not. LOL
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
depends on who is interviewing you and what you say to them

the defense picks the jury
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
as you cn see on above there is only one slur that is considered racist in here..

hmm...
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
when they question you just ask if it is a death penalty case as you always wanted to send someone to death row, guilty or not.
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Lol. I'm in Texas. That may guarantee me a seat.
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
firs thing tell them you hate ni**ers, wetbacks, kikes & crackers
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I love how people are so afraid of upsetting black people that they will not spell out the word bye bye, but they will spell out wetbacks, kikes & crackers.

Racism is racism, no matter which race it's pointed at. Sorry to hijack, just had to get that point across.
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04/07/2009 05:07 PM
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
Just go.

You'll know what to say to get out of it when you get there.

At my last call, it was a case of gun theft. I didn't have time either and was scheduled for a two week out of town trip. The defense was asking prospectives if they ever had a gun stolen.

My answer, of course, was yes.

Dismissed.
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when they question you just ask if it is a death penalty case as you always wanted to send someone to death row, guilty or not.


Lol. I'm in Texas. That may guarantee me a seat.
 Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogen



Then try the I don't feel anyone should go to jail.. rehab is our friend.. that should make the prosecutor say hell no.. after the defense says hell yes!
I really am not nearly as interesting as I should be but I certainly will try to find interest in nearly everything I can be. self quote.
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
when they question you just ask if it is a death penalty case as you always wanted to send someone to death row, guilty or not.


Lol. I'm in Texas. That may guarantee me a seat.
 Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogen



Then try the I don't feel anyone should go to jail.. rehab is our friend.. that should make the prosecutor say hell no.. after the defense says hell yes!

If you go and listen to the type of crime you are being summoned for tell them you have a close relative that was charged with the same thing or suffered from the same crime and you feel prejudice towards the issue.. that will take you off the list pretty quick..

Last Edited by RedSheDevil on 04/07/2009 05:10 PM
I really am not nearly as interesting as I should be but I certainly will try to find interest in nearly everything I can be. self quote.
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WEAR A RON PAUL T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!
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04/07/2009 05:11 PM
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
if you didnt have to sign a receipt of receiving the letter, there is no way for them to prove that you even got it.

If they want to to show up that badly, they will send a deputy to deliver the summons.
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04/07/2009 05:13 PM
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
Just go.

You'll know what to say to get out of it when you get there.

At my last call, it was a case of gun theft. I didn't have time either and was scheduled for a two week out of town trip. The defense was asking prospectives if they ever had a gun stolen.

My answer, of course, was yes.

Dismissed.
 Quoting: Hiro Protagonist


That's probably what I'll end up doing. I'll make damn sure that I'm not picked. I just didn't want to mess with even showing up if I could avoid it.
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Turn up in a tinfoil hat.
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04/07/2009 05:15 PM
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Hell just show them your posts on this site that'll do the trick! 1rof1
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04/07/2009 05:16 PM
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go and use some jury nullification.

ask them what that is.
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
You've got company.
I'm slated for the 28th.
I googled " how to get out " and all that comes up are asshole answers like above.
I've made up my mind just to go.
It's no big deal.
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04/07/2009 05:18 PM
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
I would wait until you hear what the case is.

It might be something you are passionate about,and could be worthy of your time.
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04/07/2009 05:18 PM
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
i've received a few summons to appear for jury duty- one for a federal jury, and never responded to them, nothing ever happened , no deputy at the door ( at least not so far LOL )
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04/07/2009 05:19 PM
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Hell just show them your posts on this site that'll do the trick! 1rof1
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Re: I just received a jury summons in the mail....
if it's any consolation... when I went for Travis County a while back, they let me go pretty quickly...

dress strange, or like a rock and roller... they will not seat you...

don't shave, and look a bit wild eyed and crazy and wear big sunglasses INDOORS...

if they ask, tell them your eyes are sensitive to light...

don't talk and don't smile...

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