So I am goofing with my dog..

Well, if this is some kind of years-long mission, I don't want to get in the middle. Sorry for butting in.

I cant take the tounge man..


it gets sloppy.. I do let my dog sleep on the bed though..


wait lemme back that up... I call her to bed..


Thats better... But those damn mouths.. get my bedspread wet... LOL...

The dog I have.. hasnt done that---she might when she gets older.... shes almost three now..

I have a smiler-- not a drooler...

LOL..


Oh my god I love dogs...

I could prolly put up with it after a while..




LOL...muhahahahahahaha

OK, you're running interference for him.

I get it, now.

Please get obsessively compulsive.

LOL. yeah she's saved my ass on many a cold night. Fila's are the ultimate companions and protection dogs that require no training IMO. They are naturals.

If ya want one go here. Dunno if you remember psychodogbitch on GLP but she is affiliated with this group.


[link to exclusivegeneticsfila.net]

Of course I remember her and all her threads and pics about this particular breed.

I take it they are expensive...yes?

Naw the drooling is only an issue in hot weather. I have learned to bail outta chairs fast to avoid it lol.....without spilling my beer I'll add.....

I've actually seen people run...heh...;>)

Most my stuff is hand commands... and literal barks..

IE.


LILY----(point) SIT!...


that is while she wanders the street--- and a car is coming.


she comes back and heels.

till the car passes and waits for a hand command to "run around again"


Or if she sees another dog-- I say low.. "mine"



and she heels.


Get the joke here this is fun as hell

If I want her to go kill something or chase it--I had a joke a few years ago.. when my wife would bend over and "show her pussy" !!! Tp pick something up...


I would tell LilY---"GET THAT RAT"---


and she would!!!!


worked ever since...


LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL




Oh, my god, I still laugh today..... muhahahahahaha

Last Edited by Kanigo2 on 04/09/2009 08:40 PM

They have come down in price times are hard. Betcha psychodog bitch would sell ya one for around 750.

I am supposed to be getting a male from her to breed to Penny...which reminds me think I'll check on that my next day off.....

I've found that spending more time observing my dogs and letting them be dogs is a lot more rewarding than trying to teach them stupid human tricks. They know a lot more about what's going on around the house and in the neighborhood than we do.

There are a lot of people who walk past my house. Sometimes the dogs just sit and watch them go by. Other times, they run up to the fence and bark and raise hell. Sometimes they bark while wagging their tails and acting friendly and other times they're really aggressive and threatening. I generally can't see what it is that they're reacting to.

My neighbors have a black German Shepherd. He barks all the time, to the point of being a nuisance. My dogs generally ignore him, but sometimes that they jump up and run to the door. I can't hear a difference in the neighbor dog's bark, but my dogs can.

I was just telling you I don't want to get involved, and now you're saying "bring it on." You want me on you, don't you?

I don't have to GET obsessive compulsive because I already AM obsessive compulsive. But I have a short attention span and I doubt you could keep me interested for long. I don't hold grudges and I probably wouldn't remember who you were tomorrow, even if you had your avatar up there, member from a past Millenium. So ankle-biting me can be disappointing. Sorry to let you down.

I dont know if any of ya knew it but we have what I call super chickens around here..

these things are like 5-6 foot tall


lemme get ya a picture..

[link to en.wikipedia.org]


these things are like 6 foot tall, sometimes.


I told the dog they are "mine"


and she never chases them she comes and gets me..


but if a raccon or armadillo comes in the yard..

she will not even wait and tell me..

no warning..


Break em off., In three peices.


cops. she sits.. obediently.

Asper..

I can defend myself.


I am no sneakthief, or dishonest. in anyway.

let the man, speak.

i can defend myself.

Thank you though.

Honestly.

When I get ready ,I will break him down, like a 2 shot 12 gauge.

You goose.

An obtuse reference- to an obscure dialog..


and an extremely, limited hint.

But this was about dogs?


or was it?

I prefer alice--- to the mother..

I think you are obtuse. I think you think you are being deliberatly obtuse.

Nice obedience training.

Enaid, have you ever considered he might be deaf?

My little guy is deaf and I'm trying to use hand signals to get through to him.

Canuck

Thank you captain obvious...


but this was about dogs.


Currently mine is "chewing her ass"


( I said it out lousd and she stopped, but wait there is more.. watch this.. LILY stop!.. come here!


sit!


your so pretty! lay!.


I will be back in a second....


wheres your brush?


she brings it..


I walk outside and have "throw session" she missed it one time and used my cop flashlight to find it..

for her.. and threw it again.. brought it back..


and now we sit here,, again 7 foot from each other as she watches the door for me.





This is my dog, and this is how I train dogs..

I love them, and they love me..

Its so damn simple..

Last Edited by Kanigo2 on 04/09/2009 09:20 PM

Gyp.

This is Brittany, ..... she loves men.

She loves me second..... ;)


:Brittany:

Dont bet on it.. sub..


the weirdest people come outa the woodwork-- for shit like this.

like jeopardy on crack...

Or maybe I am just crazy..But I doubt it. --seriously..

A dog stuck between two worlds..


to feet on the ice and one tongue on the camera--


That's almost metaphorical for watching TV..


I kid canuck. I know your lonely.


You have a sweet sweet dog- until I hear it bark..

I have mine grab a toy- when it barks-- in other words it brings a present.. as a gift--TO ANYONE.


but it also shuts them up.


silence is golden- and dont break it..


(this isnt metaphorical, I REALLY have the dog do this thing)


Grab a toy, or anything before you speak to any one---seriously-- ....

Last Edited by Kanigo2 on 04/09/2009 09:39 PM

Am I missing something here?

You had that joke "a few years ago" with Lily (your dog) and your wife.

In another post on this same page, you say Lily is "almost three" now.

Well obviously.. Its called :"TRAINING" for a reason.


Thanks capt obvious.

What a mental fucking loop.. with no end..


Yes we "get it".....


That is training...

Last Edited by Kanigo2 on 04/09/2009 09:47 PM

Actually, it's called "LYING" for a reason.

Yours truly,

Capt. Obvious

i can repeat the ame thing I did earlier..

shall we?


just for fun..


LILY!
sit.
lay.


stand up!



outside!


BRUSH!

(she lost it)......


inside!


Lay!.

and I am back..


I can find the brush, and we will I promise..




I swear to you, all,she is one foot from me, and followed every command.


Here I will even get her to type..


Watch..


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good girlll!


your so pretty!your my babby and my baby... i lubs you.

This is what it takes to train a dog.

if you dont like the truth..

Then have a disobedient dog...

I will laugh at you.


This is the truth.

I have never lied here at GLP. not once..

many people dont like what I have said- or have just decided they dont want to listen.

Or maybe I am a nutbag.


But there is one thing you cannot take away.



It works.

Goofing with ur dog huh, you buy peanutbutter buy the case right?

I am into conspiracies..

so yes..

whats your point?