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I'm 27 and still a virgin

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2009 10:59 PM
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I'm 27 and still a virgin
Is there something wrong with me?
I like women but I never seem to be able to "snag" one so to speak. I have a good job (I'm a pharmacist), I bought my first real estate purchase a few weeks ago, a townhouse for myself. I drive a Lexus, have nice clothes, two wonderful cats, and I'm well groomed. I'm relatively good looking, not a Brad Pitt, but still decent. What's the deal?

Every time I think I'm getting close to a woman, they never call back, they don't want to get seriously involved, or they completely drop out of my life. I must admit I am completely dumbfounded when it comes to women. They're more confusing than I anticipated. I'm not exactly sure what they want. I usually get mixed signals from them. All I can say is that having money and a nice car didn't seem to help me any.

I have examined myself and can't find any major flaws. I'm not sure if there is something wrong with me, something that is driving them away???

I have reached a point where I don't know what to do next.
The dating thing isn't working out for me.
What should I do?
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04/15/2009 11:00 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
dude, just chill. be yourself. its way not complex, make her laugh, hold her hand and be cool.
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04/15/2009 11:01 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
You are not missing lot dude, just in your mind you think it is something great, it is not. I tell you.
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04/15/2009 11:02 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
Firstly OP, you must prepare to get flammed on this site for your post...

Secondly, don't rush it .... when the time is right it will happen.

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04/15/2009 11:04 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
You've come to the right place. Plenty of easy chicks here lol
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04/15/2009 11:04 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
You fail at life sorry to tell you this :4:
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04/15/2009 11:05 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
Get real. Read your bible. You look to be focused on the WRONG issues of your life. This is your problem. Its called create your life. You have created a lonely man with fears.

Read your bible. Know what is real and how to be a man. Join a bible based church ditch the car. Give some of your money to charity. Take walks or start running. Smile cause you are happy not because you have things or because you want people to think you are happy. Be happy. Happiness has one source and its not what you are thinking.
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04/15/2009 11:05 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
I agree,, make em laugh by being yourself, and sometime be a little silly. Take off the professional face and be a real person with your guard down and carefree.

When you meet a woman that enjoy`s your natural personality that will be the right one.

Stop trying so hard and be yourself no matter what the cost.
Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2009 11:06 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
you think you are too good. you have aquired stuff, not soul, quality women will bolt, and you want quality woman, best to try for the shallow sleeze who just want your stuff...unless you radically change your heart.
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04/15/2009 11:06 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
maybe we can hook up and ill take care of it for you. are you cute?
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04/15/2009 11:06 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
i love you. these women (girls) like the image ( car house) but want bad boys. most women like men that are screwed up cause they are. if i where you i would hold on to that preciouse gift and you will know when the right one comes along.

its almost to hard to belive!

where are you from? sorry if you said but this could determine why you are not meeting normal women. hell if your from brookly you could forget about it lol
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04/15/2009 11:07 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
I am 52 and am still a virgin. And I feel great!

Especially after reading this! [link to www.bild.de]
Enigma

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04/15/2009 11:08 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
well you hit the nail on the head... WOMEN pick men, men do NOT pick women..

I would say get involved at a local methodist church and put the world out you are in for some marriage and children...

maybe a religous girl will pick you...
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04/15/2009 11:12 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
If you're being genuine then...

I'm going to guess that you have serious women issues, in the sense that as you revealed in your post "women dumbfound you"

You probably are very uneasy or nervous in the presence of a 'hot' girl or even an 'average' woman whom you personally find attractive.

It's this uneasiness and lack of confidence that they're picking up on, and unconsciously you're driving them away.

It's a mild form of social disorder.

Alternately but from the same root, you might be coming over as over-eager ie. desperate.

If you seriously want to overcome it you should probably take some of that high earnings and hire a sex therapist.

Not a call girl, prostitute or whore.
A sex therapist, who can work with you on developing the experience in situations involving mild to moderate intimacy to allow you to be relaxed / comfortable enough in those situations to be able to move forward to 'closing the deal' so to speak.

Good luck.
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04/15/2009 11:12 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
I have to call B.S. on this one.


A healthy 27 year old would have found a way to get laid by now.


bsflag
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04/15/2009 11:12 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
Try looking for girls in a different venue.

Don't be toooo nice of a guy.

don't let things fall into the friend zone if you don't kiss on the first date that is fine but you had better kiss her on the second date or that is where you will end up she won't stick around if there is no passion.

It is hard to find a decent girl nowadays but keep looking.
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04/15/2009 11:13 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
well you hit the nail on the head... WOMEN pick men, men do NOT pick women..

 Quoting: Enigma


Sorry Bud,, I pick my women, yes some of us are that lucky (if you can call it that).

Sometimes being good looking has it`s drawbacks.. not braggin by any means..
Kanigo2

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04/15/2009 11:16 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
I said I was here "to collect"


see this opie.. is 3 inches away from pharmaceuticals..


and I dont even do drugs..


In fact I hate em.


and I don't even like money---but this is almost too much to pass up..

Just for fun....


how far can we get him to steal?

Just to do it?

Last Edited by Kanigo2 on 04/15/2009 11:17 PM
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04/15/2009 11:17 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
I have to call B.S. on this one.


A healthy 27 year old would have found a way to get laid by now.


bsflag
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I call bullshit on you a healthy 27 year old looking for a decent women to get laid by would definitely have trouble in todays society.
Kanigo2

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04/15/2009 11:20 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
And Opie is willing..

that makes it even better....


Its like a robbery gone bad-- as an inside job..

Knows where the "good drugs " are.. and whipes only those..


How do the feds think "they know" what inside jobs are..


Yes.." THEY are still that stupid...


ingnorant fucks..


as they always were..


and I dont even Like drugs..any kind..

Last Edited by Kanigo2 on 04/15/2009 11:23 PM
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04/15/2009 11:20 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
If you don't have any communication skills, you cannot get laid.
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04/15/2009 11:24 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
If you don't have any communication skills, you cannot get laid.
 Quoting: One Of My Names 482612

Sometimes it is not about communication skills, but having something to communicate about. A lot of young women nowadays don't know much about the world outside of Top Model and American Idol or whatever trend is going on at the time.
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04/15/2009 11:25 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
And Opie is willing..

that makes it even better....


Its like a robbery gone bad-- as an inside job..

Knows where the "good drugs " are.. and whipes only those..


How do the feds think "they know" what inside jobs are..


Yes.." THEY are still that stupid...


ingnorant fucks..


as they always were..


and I dont even Like drugs..any kind..
 Quoting: Kanigo2


You sir, need to take your meds.
Kanigo2

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04/15/2009 11:27 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
If you don't have any communication skills, you cannot get laid.
 Quoting: One Of My Names 482612



Dont bet on it mother fucker...

No skill-- and still had 2 wars- a full life and 1 woman-that was loved better than YOUR mother.. and we had the best of times and a lotta sarcasm ..


so take that punk ass shit that you try to convince yourself with... about how things should be...
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04/15/2009 11:28 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
You sir, need to take your meds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 643584



Its just a job...
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04/15/2009 11:28 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
(1) Post a few pics. List your hobbies. Describe your personality.

(2) Then donate $50 to GLP.

(3). We'll get back to you with a dating profile for you and a program that solves it.

No, seriously. Do (1) b/c that would save a lot of time.
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04/15/2009 11:29 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
You sir, need to take your meds.



Its just a job...
 Quoting: Kanigo2


So is your mind, too bad the operator is on strike.
Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2009 11:29 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
You have two cats, duh. That's really gay.
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04/15/2009 11:40 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
Women are broken
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04/15/2009 11:43 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
Op,

www.askmen.com

There you will find a very user friendly, open atmosphere about men and in particular, dating.

You would be better off posting this exact question there, rather then on a conspiracy site riddled with ignorant ppl who aren't willing to help.

If I had to offer advice to you, if you don't go to the gym, I definitely would look into getting fit. It's amazing how much it helps your confidence.

Next, be confident. Gotta be confident, not cocky, and play situations cool and smooth when out with women.

Be funny. And charming. Make females laugh and smile...

The pattern, once learned, is easy to maintain but extremely difficult to master.

These are just basics, but I assure you, if you head over to askmen, you will get all the help you need.

I used to frequent that spot regularly and I tried to help a number of men in similar situations as yourself.

Good luck.
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04/15/2009 11:46 PM
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Re: I'm 27 and still a virgin
You have two cats, duh. That's really gay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 657719



Cats and dogs are chick magnets unless they are uptight. The pets take the pressure off of you. Then the girl falls for the pet and then you or vice versa. Then you can set the trap and bag her.


There is no heaven or hell except for here and what you experience is up to you. You need to get social and hang with people that share your interests.

You could get a realdoll. sideways

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