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Census needs to GPS my house?????? WTF!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/16/2009 12:12 PM
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They need to know the nearest FEMA camp.
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If this is fresh news that a government collect's census data and that someone is on our dime working pretty much all the time with the acknowledged big ramp up during the national surveys -- Then there is no help for you shark Maybe growing the F up and or better yet STFU.
It doesn't matter who I m it's who U R so ChoOse
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They were in my neighborhood last week and it looked like the woman was taking PHOTOS of everyones front door.

I don't trust this government at all, they can stick their census up their ass.
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04/16/2009 12:27 PM
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... ah ... you all are aware that the people count is now going to be matched to a GPS coordinate ... don't you? ...
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... heard this on radio about a month ago ...
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... the government was just delighted with this idea ...
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If this is fresh news that a government collect's census data and that someone is on our dime working pretty much all the time with the acknowledged big ramp up during the national surveys -- Then there is no help for you shark Maybe growing the F up and or better yet STFU.
 Quoting: Enlilson

Not everyones a fucken know it all like you..

Think yourself son af a giant?

Go find a fantasy site to post on..
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So everyone who took a census job is an Obamatard?
This explains the liberal use of the phrase.
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Goddamn, man
Do you EVER stop WHINING?

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Enlilson

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If this is fresh news that a government collect's census data and that someone is on our dime working pretty much all the time with the acknowledged big ramp up during the national surveys -- Then there is no help for you shark Maybe growing the F up and or better yet STFU.

Not everyones a fucken know it all like you..

Think yourself son af a giant?

Go find a fantasy site to post on..
 Quoting: OP 479466

This website exists for entertainment purposes only.
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Are there any states that don't require the payment of property taxes?

No, that is the Feudal Tax. You are living in the Feud.

feudal. 1. Of, relating to, or characteristic of feudalism. 2. Of or relating to lands held in fee or to the holding of such lands.

feudalism. 1. A political and economic system of Europe from the 9th to about the 15th century, based on the holding of all land in fief or fee and the resulting relation of lord to vassal and characterized by homage, legal and military service of tenants, and forfeiture. 2. A political, economic, or social order resembling this medieval system.

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 Quoting: The Jurist


OMG! This is FOR CHINA!
From Benjamin Fulford:

The other big problem is that the Federal Reserve crime syndicate has given the Chinese $2 trillion of worthless paper and now they are promising to back it up with US slave labor and property. Remember, the US is not bankrupt; the privately owned Federal Reserve Board is bankrupt.

For those of you who still have not heard this, let me explain that in 1933 a United Sates of America Corporation was formed and headquartered in Washington D.C. which is not part of the US. Every time a US citizen is born, they are assigned a number (social security) by that corporation and a bond backed by that person’s life of labor is issued. The Feds are now planning to share control over this slave labor with the Chinese.

There is an alternative group that is in possession of astronomical quantities of gold and will pay off US and UK debt with gold but they will not accept payment in Fed fiat dollars. This group wants to use their gold to kick-start an entirely new financial system that is actually controlled by the people of the planet and not a secret, in-bred cabal.
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THEY ARE DOING AN INVENTORY FOR THE CHINESE!!!
THAT IS WHY THE NEW CENSUSES OVER THE PAST FEW TIMES HAVE BEEN SO IN DEPTH!!!

THEY ARE INVENTORYING WHAT THEY PERCEIVE TO BE THEIR ASSETS!!!

HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!

Good grief!
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I have a family member working for the Census. They are mapping out everything this year and next year they will go back and ask you the 4 or so questions. No big deal.
 Quoting: Madoogan


this is correct.

they are verifying the number of residences on any given property.
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I was told by one that for every person the county gets $300.
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I was told by one that for every person the county gets $300.
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It used to be that the states had to pay so much per person to the Fed Gov.
Now that we are under a Communist system, the Fed takes from the states and gives it back at its whim.


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Now they'll know where to send the cruise missles.
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Now they'll know where to send the cruise missles.
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OMG....They're getting good!

They've manifested my dream girl and have her replying to my posts...!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So everyone who took a census job is an Obamatard?
This explains the liberal use of the phrase.
 Quoting: entropy

Ever since the Obama Administration has moved the census out of the Department of Commerce and into the White House

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They didn't need any thing but to confirm the address with the GPS...
 Quoting: BIGFUCKENDOOMTARD! 479466



The peoples are making sure the houses dont deside to get up and walk away
hf
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04/16/2009 02:14 PM
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Don't get me wrong, the info is harmless/ deadly. But the OF titled his post.... Census needs to GPS my house????

If you got a notice that the NEED TO... then they HAVE. At least they are letting you know that they were there.
De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker.
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So everyone who took a census job is an Obamatard?
This explains the liberal use of the phrase.

Thats right, you do the mans work you da man!
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Yes, it does.

You work for criminals, you ARE a criminal.
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04/16/2009 02:18 PM
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They didn't need any thing but to confirm the address with the GPS...



The peoples are making sure the houses dont deside to get up and walk away
hf
 Quoting: me 545721


They need precise lat/lon info so they can establish targeting coordinates for the drones.

[link to www.popularmechanics.com]
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They didn't need any thing but to confirm the address with the GPS...



The peoples are making sure the houses dont deside to get up and walk away
hf


They need precise lat/lon info so they can establish targeting coordinates for the drones.

[link to www.popularmechanics.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 658127


Better to focus the beam....where's my tinfoil hat..
Damn! where's my hat!

This shit is for real....Damn headaches started with my coordinates were taken
Anonymous Coward
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04/16/2009 02:33 PM
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Obviously someone plans to come back to 'visit' you later.. probably when they can't verify the physical address by any other means............


I think you're right there
 Quoting: OP 479466

All they have to do is look at the fucking numbers on the house.Dipshit retards.
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Obviously someone plans to come back to 'visit' you later.. probably when they can't verify the physical address by any other means............


I think you're right there

All they have to do is look at the fucking numbers on the house.Dipshit retards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79810

Wouldn't need a GPS for that now would they smart ass!
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[link to www.npr.org]

Robert LaMacchia, head of the Census Bureau's geography division, says they'll capture the latitude and longitude of the front door of every house, apartment and improvised shelter they find.

"We will actually knock on doors and look for hidden housing units," he says. "We will find converted garages; from the outside, it may not look like anybody lives there."

But census workers will add each dwelling, legal or not, to the Census Bureau's Master Address File.
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[link to www.npr.org]

Robert LaMacchia, head of the Census Bureau's geography division, says they'll capture the latitude and longitude of the front door of every house, apartment and improvised shelter they find.

"We will actually knock on doors and look for hidden housing units," he says. "We will find converted garages; from the outside, it may not look like anybody lives there."

But census workers will add each dwelling, legal or not, to the Census Bureau's Master Address File.
 Quoting: GraftedPromise U_ _ofA 657434

Got to hand it to them, give these government bottom
feeders a job and they are just like mini-nazis.
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They were in my neighborhood last week and it looked like the woman was taking PHOTOS of everyones front door.

I don't trust this government at all, they can stick their census up their ass.
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I came home Saturday to find a census worker at my front door with a GPS locator. I got the same "well, there are so many new houses and roads that aren't on google maps" routine. From other replies on this thread it sure sounds like a canned response.

Not buying it. I've lived in the same house on the same road for 15 years now. They sure know where I am when it's tax time and as far as google maps is concerned, my house is on there with enough detail to tell where just about everything in my yard is. GPS locations are overkill. This isn't about simple public records unless they are building a completely new digital database of the physical location of every door in the country. That's a bit excessive if you ask me.
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If it wasn't for the fact I'm about to move, I'd brick in the front door after they came to visit.. .

At least it would fuck up whatever their weird plans are.
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The "talk" is that they're shooting for a MONTHLY "census" eventually.

Track & Control? You decide.

Regarding GPS, the ploy in my town three or so years ago was that it was in case of a fire. They GPS'd everything, even out-buildings, mine openings up in teh mountains, everything. They also had prison-labor clearcut a quarter mile swath thru the forest surrounding town. "For fire control", but it looked like a killzone to me, and I wasn't alone in this observation.
This in Colorado.
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Dude, I hate to tell you but thats not the census. It doesn't start until 2010. Forms are mailed in March 2010.

[link to 2010.census.gov]


Nope...left a bilingual 2010 Census..."Your answers are confidential" notice
 Quoting: OP 479466


Yep I just got the same single white paper form English on one side and Mexican, er spanish, on the other.

They drove right up the long driveway. Past the No Trespassing signs. I thought it was the postman. She said they would be sending me a form in a few days. I heard someone come up the drive, the dogs started barking, and I see someone in a truck in the drive, and Alex Jones was on the radio in the background telling about the Census takers.

Yesterday some folks came by with the owners, and they wanted a tour of this place; told me they were buying and I needed to move. So, I guess I gotta move now, but haven't a clue where.

What's the point of stocking up and making preparations for anything if there is no place to stay?
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They didn't need any thing but to confirm the address with the GPS...



The peoples are making sure the houses dont deside to get up and walk away
hf


They need precise lat/lon info so they can establish targeting coordinates for the drones.

[link to www.popularmechanics.com]
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I had a dream maybe last year or so about a small helicopter drone that flew over our group, maybe a hundred feet in the air. It had tanks of something and spewed short black wands, kinda like the brightly colored ones the kids play with at the pool. One of the kids in our group ran over and picked one up. Immediately his arm went numb, he started having trouble breathing, fell to the ground now not thinking of play any longer, now looking up at me with the look of imminent death. I think the helicopter was programmed to spew out these wands when it encountered people.
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