arthur User ID: 574544 United States 04/16/2009 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 657987 United States 04/16/2009 10:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... OK - I'll give 5 points on that. |
himself
User ID: 657902 United States 04/16/2009 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... OK - I'll give 5 points on that. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 657987& Inthe morning you'll still be ugly, but, he will have a terrible hangover. Last Edited by himself on 04/16/2009 11:25 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 373170 United States 04/16/2009 02:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... |
xham-sammichx
User ID: 657714 United States 04/16/2009 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... Sleestackin' to the max. GLP - We're all here because we're not all there. If you seem to disagree with me.. That is okay. You may hang on to your beliefs.. While I kick YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF! |
Halloran
User ID: 146752 United States 04/16/2009 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... "It can be held certain that information that is withheld or suppressed contains truths that are detrimental to the persons involved in the suppression." ~ J. Edgar Hoover |
Hiro Protagonist
User ID: 501302 United States 04/16/2009 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... wow, pretty bad when you still look ugly through beer goggles. Yours Truly! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 631867 United States 04/16/2009 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... Good joke. Saw that one a long time ago ! |