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Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!
Haven't been over to Rense.com in a while and I see that he put up a new picture of himself. Wow! There are no words to fully describe his quaff...it's just...legendary!

we gotta come up with a name for this thing. Any suggestions???
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04/18/2009 04:37 AM
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Re: Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!
Looks like hios hair is trying to eat his head.

or in other words, deeply, staggeringly, profoundly gay.
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Re: Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!
Haven't been over to Rense.com in a while and I see that he put up a new picture of himself. Wow! There are no words to fully describe his quaff...it's just...legendary!

we gotta come up with a name for this thing. Any suggestions???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 593335


How about:

"Habib the horny angora badger" ??
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How about:

"Habib the horny angora badger" ??
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LOL! You get points for creativity.
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Looks like hios hair is trying to eat his head.

or in other words, deeply, staggeringly, profoundly gay.
 Quoting: The Commentator



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04/18/2009 05:16 AM
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Laughing

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Ass

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04/18/2009 05:54 PM
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bump
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He is like the Richard Marx of alternative talk radio. Except Richard finally did tame his mane.

Last Edited by woowoochic on 04/18/2009 05:58 PM
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04/18/2009 06:00 PM
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Hawt.
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His hair is CIA FAKE! that's what it is.
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04/18/2009 06:03 PM
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no linky
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A guest on his show made reference to his gray hair. Jeff said, "It's not gray; it's platinum".


Rense Radio Network
[link to www.renseradio.com]
Sombra

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04/18/2009 06:09 PM
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It looks like photoshop hair to me (from the 80's)

lmao
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04/18/2009 06:10 PM
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H used to look kinda gay, now he looks ridiculous.
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04/18/2009 06:34 PM
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Looks like a wig to me. But in a strange way, I like it.
And I'm not gay lol.
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04/19/2009 03:46 AM
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Re: Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!
It looks like photoshop hair to me (from the 80's)

lmao
 Quoting: Sombra


I thought the exact same thing, it looks totally Photoshopped. but then I asked myself why in the hell would someone photoshop an image of a huge wad of tangled fishing line on their head?
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04/19/2009 03:50 AM
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Uhh excuse me ...But uuummm are men suppose to be talking about other mens hair ? lol...isnt that uuummm a little uuummmmmm how do i put this delicately ...ummmm gay ?


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The Torah says, "You shall not round off the peyos of your head" (Leviticus 19:27). The word peyos refers to sideburns -- i.e. the hair in front of the ears that extends to underneath the cheekbone which is level with the nose (Talmud - Makkot 20a).

From a mystical perspective, peyos separate between the front part of the brain which is used for abstract thought that can be used for holiness, and the back part of the brain that governs the body.
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If you got it flaunt it
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Re: Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!
It looks like photoshop hair to me (from the 80's)

lmao


I thought the exact same thing, it looks totally Photoshopped. but then I asked myself why in the hell would someone photoshop an image of a huge wad of tangled fishing line on their head?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 593335




a clever hacker voicing their distaste for him with a prank?
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Re: Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!
Uhh excuse me ...But uuummm are men suppose to be talking about other mens hair ? lol...isnt that uuummm a little uuummmmmm how do i put this delicately ...ummmm gay ?


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 Quoting: Spirit * Man ! 643237


Under normal circumstances yes that would kinda gay BUT...This is Rense we're taliking about here. His do is one of a kind.

Plus me and my guy friends make fun of mullets all the time.
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Re: Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!
PLEASE tell me you people really don't use this guy as a credible source of information.

He got that haircut to test you all, see how stupid/homosexual the people at GLP are.
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Re: Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!
Rense looks tame compared to this:
[link to thebosh.com]
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Re: Jeff Rense's hair is EPIC!!
Rense looks tame compared to this:
[link to thebosh.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 553282


LOL! Holy flippin shit!!!!


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