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What’s Your Zombie Contingency Plan?

 
Darza
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What’s Your Zombie Contingency Plan? 11 Practical Strategies

All the men (and most women) I know have one thing in common: They have a zombie contingency plan. If the zombies arise tomorrow, everybody has at least a hazy outline of what, exactly, they would do to survive the coming onslaught. It’s the single best part about the zombie mythos: planning your strategy. So I asked everybody I could think of to submit their own zombie contingency plans, and this is but a small sample of what I received:


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I plan to implant them with a few natty nano tech devices, then I will program them to work all day, reducing kerbside litter.
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I plan to implant them with a few natty nano tech devices, then I will program them to work all day, reducing kerbside litter.
 Quoting: Flaming Sword

Hi FS, nice AV, very appropiate.

Your plan sounds a lot like a tptb plan.

We are discussing it also here now. We expect the zombie's (those that cannot cope with the accelerating changes) not to cause many problems but are possibilities to help.

We are thinking there will be a few groups after tshtf, lots of zombie's, less helpers and a few socio- and psychopaths.
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I will do everything as clearly laid out in Shaun of the Dead.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Hey Darza
I have these "devices", they were "gifted", nay thrust upon me.

Let me use my fwends for the good of all


Mwahahahahahahh

No, seriously I do hope that our collective works in the "ether" pay dividends here in this dimension.

I think it will go down to the wire.

My fear is many souls will be excoriated.

Is this what you mean by zombies?


Peace to all

May the bands of our peace


Gather from all corners

To Adorn the Most High

On High
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I plan on chopping them up into bits, guns are just too easy for zombies, and eventually you'll run out of ammo if society's gone all to hell
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Hey Darza
I have these "devices", they were "gifted", nay thrust upon me.

Let me use my fwends for the good of all


Mwahahahahahahh

No, seriously I do hope that our collective works in the "ether" pay dividends here in this dimension.

I think it will go down to the wire.

My fear is many souls will be excoriated.

Is this what you mean by zombies?


Peace to all

May the bands of our peace


Gather from all corners

To Adorn the Most High

On High
 Quoting: Flaming Sword

Hi FS,

I remember about the nano-fibers. Hope you are coping. As i read the signs 2012 is now.


Souls will be excoriated? I looked it up in the dictionary but still do not know what you mean. Seems like detox. Maybe you mean they leave the planet?

With the zombie's i am referring to the now deeply programmed who will not be able to cope when the changes accelerate beyond the minds ability, the flicker frequency. Ian Lungold has some excellent vids on that, he speaks on the evolution of consciousness.

These "zombie's" will go in denial first and then go like unconscious or faint. With the not zombie's i am thinking of those that listen to feelings, intuition and such, the helpers. They will surely go to the party after tshtf phase, natural law.

Then there is also the group of sociopaths etc, i do not know about them. Maybe they will fight amongst themselves and ens up alone.

I am just brainstorming the subject.:)

Peace to all, i do agree.
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I plan on chopping them up into bits, guns are just too easy for zombies, and eventually you'll run out of ammo if society's gone all to hell
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 390134

If that does not work out end you end up totally alone you can always change your decision and intent to help whoever, that is so much more fun than chopping zombie's day in day out. lol
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I will do everything as clearly laid out in Shaun of the Dead.
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I have not seen that one but since it is a movie chances are reality will turn out different.:)
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I will do everything as clearly laid out in Shaun of the Dead.

I have not seen that one but since it is a movie chances are reality will turn out different.:)
 Quoting: Darza


Watch the movie - that's exactly how it'll play out.

lol
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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My zombie contingency is to walk around dead eating lots of brains. Brains and eggs is delish.
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I will do everything as clearly laid out in Shaun of the Dead.

I have not seen that one but since it is a movie chances are reality will turn out different.:)


Watch the movie - that's exactly how it'll play out.

lol
 Quoting: Only Me

Okay you got me to torrent it. I googled it and it looks like it is a cult movie. I like the leading actor also, saw him in a movie where he was a cop i think, funny guy.:)

Shaun of the Dead (2004) More at IMDbPro »

Shaun doesn't have a very good day, so he decides to turn his life around by getting his ex to take him back, but he times it for right in the middle of what may be a zombie apocalypse... But for him, it's an opportunity to show everyone he knows how useful he is by saving them all. All he has to do is survive... And get his ex back.
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My zombie contingency is to walk around dead eating lots of brains. Brains and eggs is delish.
 Quoting: Rob Zombie-Woof 659967

Cannibalism? I considered that seriously..just now that is.

It is done before and from what i heard "it" tastes like chicken. I see some downsides though. The zombie's will likely be full of fluoride, aspartame. monesato stuff and who knows what poisons. I rather stick to eating bugs and water-vegetables.

I have got the food stuff covered differently. I have the skill-set to help many. Some of these many will bring me food just to show their gratitude. I know this is so because i already live that since 2004 when my money ran out. Live on what is offered since and my major problem now is there is to much food. Abundance is ok but it also requires self-restraint. :)

Another one i considered from your post is pretending to be a zombie also, go incognito. That will not work for me if only because i laugh to much. I already get those weird looks. lol
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I will do everything as clearly laid out in Shaun of the Dead.
 Quoting: Only Me


First up, throw Dire Straits records at them

It doesn't seem to slow them down, but at least it gets rid of the Dire Straits records
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i dont have to worry bout them.. once they are near the vicinity of my light they will disintegrate and be no more..
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Read this poster: [link to s560.photobucket.com]
 Quoting: A_Leopard_Sanctuary

I would not want to rely on tools or anything and i do not believe they pose a threat in anyway. Unless they get it into their heads i have got something they want i and i refuse to share. Then they will likely not stop easily. Luckily i have nothing already and intent to keep it that way.

Sharing, helping, empathy are my basics.
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I will do everything as clearly laid out in Shaun of the Dead.


First up, throw Dire Straits records at them

It doesn't seem to slow them down, but at least it gets rid of the Dire Straits records
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 648489

LOL
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My zombie contingency is to walk around dead eating lots of brains. Brains and eggs is delish.
 Quoting: Rob Zombie-Woof 659967

you would be better off eating Brians.
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remove brains and place them in a safe
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I will do everything as clearly laid out in Shaun of the Dead.

I have not seen that one but since it is a movie chances are reality will turn out different.:)


Watch the movie - that's exactly how it'll play out.

lol

Okay you got me to torrent it. I googled it and it looks like it is a cult movie. I like the leading actor also, saw him in a movie where he was a cop i think, funny guy.:)

Shaun of the Dead (2004) More at IMDbPro »

Shaun doesn't have a very good day, so he decides to turn his life around by getting his ex to take him back, but he times it for right in the middle of what may be a zombie apocalypse... But for him, it's an opportunity to show everyone he knows how useful he is by saving them all. All he has to do is survive... And get his ex back.

 Quoting: Darza



You should watch it; everyone should. It is full of "what to do's" during a zombie invasion lol
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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i dont have to worry bout them.. once they are near the vicinity of my light they will disintegrate and be no more..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 657670

I know that works. I have been to prison 1 month few years back. I stayed out of fights just by looking at the aggressive inmate without judgment. Not talking back, just looking at them fearlessly. They all stopped, i knew when they looked away, and i had an highly interesting time.:)
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barricade myself in my basement and shoot 'em in the head.


george romaro lives!!!
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[link to api.ning.com]


That would be my first contingency plan.

of course if that fails to work, and I am overcome by zombies....

I guess I could always try to find a date.


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of course if that fails to work, and I am overcome by zombies....

I guess I could always try to find a date.


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 Quoting: Mysterysoul

Lol Zombieharmony? i feel the love, "because the apocalypse does not have to be lonely".:)
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According to any movie I've seen, zombies are squishy and slow
I suspect that may be a plot device

I recommend plastic explosives
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As Zombies are primarily interested in brains, simply act as if you are lacking in brains and they will pass you by. Oh, and also, get one of these...

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As Zombies are primarily interested in brains, simply act as if you are lacking in brains and they will pass you by. Oh, and also, get one of these...

antizom
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:omzoimbilu:
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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barricade myself in my basement and shoot 'em in the head.


george romaro lives!!!
 Quoting: gotta love george 660618


Just now i get it why everyone is posting about eating brains, it is from the movies.

From wiki:

A zombie is a creature that appears in folklore and popular culture typically as a reanimated corpse or a mindless human being. Stories of zombies originated in the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belief system of Vodou, which told of the people being controlled as laborers by a powerful sorcerer. Zombies became a popular device in modern horror fiction, largely because of the success of George A. Romero's 1968 film Night of the Living Dead.
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The TETRA System:

Mass UK Mind Control Technology and the Zombification Of Britain's Police is Now A Reality

by Tim Rifat

Transcript from CH4 News, Feb 5th, 2001

Begin quote:

The new Home Office microwave system called TETRA is to be the mainstay of British police force communications and will be placed in every major population centre. The British Government is spending 2 1/2 billion pounds on a 400 MHz pulse modulated microwave transmitter network which broadcasts 17.6 Hz into the brains of all Britain's police and anyone living near the planned 30,000 transmitters.

The first place these transmitters will be deployed is Glastonbury. the effects of these transmitters, which entirely duplicate CIA research in optimal mind-control technology, are

1. Destruction of short and long-term memory by disrupting calcium reflux from synapses, due to the effect of the 17.6 Hz ELF.

2. Disruption of synaptic neural networks, leading to behavioural and character changes.

3. manic behaviour, followed by nervous exhaustion after use, or exposure.

4. Disruption of higher brain function, leading to the so called 'zombification'.


5. Enhanced suggestibility.

6. The development of pre-cancerous cells, which can lead to long-term tumour growth.

7. Effects on the Limbic System, leading to emotional and behavioural modification.

8. ELF frequency in the TETRA system strongly affects calcium ions, causing them to efflux out of brain cells due to psychotron resonance.

Since these ions are the chief factor in long and short term potentiation of synapses, the braincell junctions, and are crucial to memory and cognition, use of the TETRA system on such a scale could cause irreversible brain damage by disturbing not only calcium ions but sodium and potassium ions, all vital to nerve and brain function.

The TETRA system will also flood the New York and London Underground, so commuters will regularly be exposed to behavioural modification during Rush Hour.

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A protest movement is currently being established by Glastonbury residents.

To contact Tim Rifat or the Glastonbury protest organiser, please reply to Ivan Fraser at this email address and your response will be forwarded.

The UK Government is now spending £2.5 million to fully implement a nation-wide deployment of CIA mind-control technology.

The TETRA system pulses at 17.6 Hz broadcast at 400 MHz which is essentially the Pandora Project funded by the CIA in the late '60s and early '70s. Dr Ross Adey, the chief researcher on the Pandora Project has released a video to leading UK researchers which proves that not only does the TETRA system cause ELF zombification by massive release of calcium ions in the cerebral cortex and the nervous system, but the activated calcium ions also cause massive hormonal disturbances which lead to frenzied imbalances, emotional and physical states.

This system will be used by all UK police and emergency services by the end of the year, as the Home Office has sold off all police frequencies, so they are forced to use the new system.

Use of the TETRA system by the police will lead to psychotronicaly controlled officers who may be totally controlled in any situation and are very useful for states of economic or social chaos where extreme and violent behaviour is needed without any conscious or moral compunction - so-called police robots.

30,000 transmitters will be placed around the country to maximise the effects on the local UK population - mass mind control.

Anyone who has complained of these transmitters has received a letter from the Government informing them that if the transmitters are not positioned where the Government wishes, there can be no guarantee then of police protection, which will lead to higher insurance premiums for the householder.

A leading UK newspaper tried to run this story, but had the item quashed by high-level Government intervention. _____

Report by Tim Rifat - UK's leading psychotronic expert. 6-24-1

The Truth Campaign magazine will be running an article on this subject, written by Tim Rifat, in a forthcoming edition.

For further information on ELF mind control, see articles by Tim Rifat on the Truth Campaign website at: www.truthcampaign.co.uk
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Re: What’s Your Zombie Contingency Plan?
Shovels, Pick Axes, Baseball Bats, and Axes are my weapons of choice. They don't run out of ammo. I'd just run out of energy swinging them but the power to survive would last me a lot longer then any gun / ammo would :P Plus I wouldn't stay long in one place and my dogs would have to come with me even if they had a chance of turning into zombies...leave no furry friend behind!

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