What are zombies and why do they like vodka? I only drink tequila, and I do not become violent, like a few of my girlfriends, nor do I get restless. I just smile.


I didnt say zombies ,LIKE vodka-- but it will always do in a pinch..

Zombies are well, desperate and less than insightful people-- that simply are beaten down from this world.

They of course with training , and a recognition of self value.. can of course be honest and decent people.
Most times they will just over react... The vodka calms them in small quantities..

You must always keep a weapon near of course..


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most women - of course- respond to tequila--in a special sort of way--- If they were zombies before. They give up their zombie tendencies quickly..and tend to be more pliable..

This is no-reference guide- to alcohol--- but it is a good place to start.



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For example- if ytou would like to see someone explode-- on a strange and Obtuse angle for no reason.. give them beer and gin...

shit will get stupid quick..

Of course you should be drinking Jack that day..

Someone always dies..