Reasons for why you should trust your government

1. The government is usually honest.
They always have our best interests at heart and they would never lie, cheat, steal, or do anything corruptive in any way because they care about us and our country. Our government always puts the people first.

2. Trusting the government is the proper and patriotic thing to do. If you don't trust the government then you're unamerican, a paranoid conspiracy theorist, a communist, or a terrorist.

3. The government is effective and efficient.
When you give a task for the federal government to complete, they always do it quickly and correctly. The Govt has a long list of successes and no failures.

4. The government keeps us safe.
The Govt has done a fantastic job keeping us safe over the years. They need to monitor phone calls and internet traffic to keep us safe. People who disagree with this are likely communist or unamerican.

5. They government asks for very little.
Americans pay only a trivial amount in taxes and yet the Govt is able to accomplish so much with so little. Amazing, aint it? None of our tax money ever gets wasted either! It's a testament to how effective, honest, and efficient a large central government can be.

6. Last of all, the government loves you, they really do.
Everything they do is out of love for us. Trust in the Govt and you can't go wrong. From here on out, I will donate half my paycheck to support the Federal Govt because they love me so much. You all should do the same!