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What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?

 
McPlus
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What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
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LOL!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Yankees are like hemorrhoids... if they come down and go back up they are okay... if they come down and stay down they are a pain in the ass.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Yankees are like hemorrhoids... if they come down and go back up they are okay... if they come down and stay down they are a pain in the ass.
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LOL
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
how far north is a northerner?

Does Missouri count? Or Kansas?
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Yankees are like hemorrhoids... if they come down and go back up they are okay... if they come down and stay down they are a pain in the ass.
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rofl
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Yankees are like hemorrhoids... if they come down and go back up they are okay... if they come down and stay down they are a pain in the ass.
 Quoting: Sinanju 662100

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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.
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What about grits?
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
hey papa bist du online ???? :D :5a:
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Yankees are like hemorrhoids... if they come down and go back up they are okay... if they come down and stay down they are a pain in the ass.
 Quoting: Sinanju 662100

That's the best way I have ever heard it put, ever.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Yankees are like hemorrhoids... if they come down and go back up they are okay... if they come down and stay down they are a pain in the ass.

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LOL.....

And most that i ran across while up north were smart ass mean as hell fat-asses
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.


What about grits?
 Quoting: Passerby


Ever heard anyone rave about Minnesota barbeque?
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 186317


Actually as a Canadian, I agree with this statement.

I travel in the North-Eastern US and I see all these menus with "biscuits and gravy" and then I think about Paula Dean and how tasty they should be...

and every good-damned time its shit! shit! shit! Barfola craporama. Have you been to this Cracker Barrel place? Good fuckin' god! !

so how far south do I gotta go?
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Ever heard anyone rave about Minnesota barbeque?
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No, can't say that I have.

punchline, please...
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.


What about grits?
 Quoting: Passerby



I dont think they have any idea what a grit is,my hubby is from Montana and never had grits until he went into the army,and he still puts sugar on um...LOL....
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
What about grits?
 Quoting: Passerby

Is that all you think about?

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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
hey papa bist du online ???? :D :5a:
 Quoting: MCaldi 662277

cool2
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Ever heard anyone rave about Minnesota barbeque?



No, can't say that I have.

punchline, please...
 Quoting: Passerby


You never will. There is no punchline. I'm sure there are some decent exceptions, but I've never had good barbeque up north. Good Mexican either for that matter, but there's gotta be a few good places up there, right?
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
hmmm bushtard
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Never mind, Jurist... I see you misread...


LOL

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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I dont think they have any idea what a grit is,my hubby is from Montana and never had grits until he went into the army,and he still puts sugar on um...LOL....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 477089



I've been with New Yorkers who do the same...

I cringe...
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
hmmm bushtard
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
You never will. There is no punchline. I'm sure there are some decent exceptions, but I've never had good barbeque up north. Good Mexican either for that matter, but there's gotta be a few good places up there, right?
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
You are vulgar and you have bad attitudes
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Ever heard anyone rave about Minnesota barbeque?


Yea, and I'm a hell of a fan of BBQ being a Memphian. But
have you ever seen a Philly cheesesteak done right down here?
 Quoting: DrPostman


That's true. Oddly enough there is one exception here in Fort Worth. A place called Billadelphia's serves authentic Philly cheesesteaks. He even gets the Amoroso's rolls shipped down. I've never had a cheesesteak in Philly, but my old boss is from PA and he said that it was authentic. Of course the owner of the place is a Philly native, so it doesn't really count. Other than that I've never had anything close here.

Pizza is another one. I've never had a deep dish as good as the ones in Chicago. Even the Uno's chains taste like shit compared to the original one downtown.

Last Edited by JohnnyCarcinogen on 04/22/2009 04:46 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
There is no North and South... We all lost that War.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
how far north is a northerner?

Does Missouri count? Or Kansas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653834

Missouri and Kansas have a bit of an identity crisis. They are smack in the middle.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
konzert ? cool !

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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
"What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?"

The funny accents. Makes ya'll sound dumb.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying.
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