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What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?

 
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
You drink Pepsi and talk funny
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I hope in the next revolution we do not split between North or South.

The real divide always has been Federalist / Anti-Federalist.

Collectivist vs Individualist
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying.

Do you send them to the nastiest place that sells meat and cheese ?? A true Northerner would. You're a true Northerner right? Or are ya a grit eatin, bisquit monkey.

I'm a true northerner. There are no nasty places up here. Everything is of the highest quality. I've never eaten a grit in my life. What is a grit? For me, bisquits are for special occasions like Thanksgiving.

They don't eat bisquits like we do, civilized. Bisquits are soaked in grease and milk down there, and I've seen em with my own eyes doinit with a pan full of 2 day old grease in it. Made the typical noises the all make too. uhoh
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by civilized, do you mean without taste??
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I think he's saying they don't pour gravy over their biscuits.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Rude.
This isn't by steriotypical ignorance...it's by experience.

New Yorkers are the worst. Trapped in their fake lives of Starbucks and shopping malls, they'd be hard-pressed to survive if infrastructure fails.

Southerners (at least where I'm from) are generally taught how to survive without relying on outside help or technological influence.

It's always funny to me that Northerners label us as stupid...until the best knowledge in the world to have will be a survivalist education. Then we'll be the smartest; Once knowing where to find the best sales at the store doesn't come into play any longer.
 Quoting: -GooGooFlexy-


Sorry, you really do give yourself too much credit. Northerners have to deal many problems that you don't like snow and ice, cold etc. If you don't think we've learned how to survive you really are an ignorant person. Check you're HISTORY...Where do you think think the 1st colonies during the severe wether was? Washington fought and beat the piss out of the British up here when he had very little food clothing ammo, and food! I'm not bashing "Southerners" but let's keep it REAL alright?
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You don't get out much do you? North Carolina Mts for one get plenty of snow and more ice then any northern state that I've lived in.

Bunch of drunks and inbreds Yankee's you keep it real..
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I lived in Redneck(Upstate) NY til 10, Cape Cod/Boston til 18 and have lived in the North Georgia metro area since then(21 years). I was an obnoxious, know-it-all northern kid when I moved here and was given a nickname(my screen name, tho its edited) that I justly deserved.

In my personal opinion, other than the Boston/Washington megalopolis and Atlanta Metro area, there is no difference between the North and South. They both have hardy, intelligent, hardworking people as well as lazy, good for nothin' idiots and everything in between.

I will say, grits are still no better than boiled beach sand after 20+ years, but they're at least edible mixed with cheese eggs!
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Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
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They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred.
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Unfortunately, we also cannot tell the difference between your heads and your asses.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Family landed in Virgina 1700 or so. Lots of my kin still there. My branch made it into Kentucky and then into Illinois in the 1820s.
I think a lot of you are confusing stereotypes with geographic location. There are now and always have been die hard Americans who lean with the more liberal views living in the Old South. Lots of them, when the civil war broke out, did NOT join the rebel army and instead continues to keep their pledge to the American flag. Same way as you go North. Lots of people in the far North are Southern in their thinking.
As you go out of the cities up North into the countryside, lots of people are southern.
Remember Yanks, Lincoln had a southern ancient. People in Springfield Illinois still do to this day. Those movies never do that right. He spoke with a strong accent and it was not Northern. Yet--he was an America first. I think the strongest Libs are the ones from the deep south.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
How about the other way around:

what Northerners hate about southererners?

.....closed minded.

always banning books.

force their 'relgious' stuff on everyone else

think their shit doesn't stink......
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
the confederates are still butthurt about losing the civil war
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I was born in Utah but moved to the south a loooong time ago. I agree there's not a lot of southern hospitality. There are assholes and bitches down here. There are some of those in every part of the world you go to, including the north. We are all not gun toting rednecks. We all don't stab you in the back. You just gotta find the right people. Just cause they are from the south doesn't mean you can label them as stupid, southern hicks and all they want to do is go hunting.
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you dont put sugar in your ice tea..you prefer Dunkin doughnuts over Krispie Cream.. you dont like grits or even know what they are..you make fun of my accent :)
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Don't hate them. Just get tired of their " know it all attitude"

Secondly Southerners do not like folks from the North, who leave the North to come south because the North is not to their liking, and then come south to change the SOUTH into the mess they left up North. We don't need your change.
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Hear hear, hear hear Sir!!

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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Don't hate them. Just get tired of their " know it all attitude"

Secondly Southerners do not like folks from the North, who leave the North to come south because the North is not to their liking, and then come south to change the SOUTH into the mess they left up North. We don't need your change.
 Quoting: NightWisp


Hear hear, hear hear Sir!!

clappa
 Quoting: Widespread Panic


Amen!!!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Their big obnoxious mouths and know it all attitude.
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I was born in Utah but moved to the south a loooong time ago. I agree there's not a lot of southern hospitality. There are assholes and bitches down here. There are some of those in every part of the world you go to, including the north. We are all not gun toting rednecks. We all don't stab you in the back. You just gotta find the right people. Just cause they are from the south doesn't mean you can label them as stupid, southern hicks and all they want to do is go hunting.
 Quoting: Redpen7157 39241802


Yeah that is all the northerners who came down here because they didn't like the north. Then changed the south to the cesspool they left.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.


What about grits?



I dont think they have any idea what a grit is,my hubby is from Montana and never had grits until he went into the army,and he still puts sugar on um...LOL....
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The way some people cook em. You need sugar
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A grit is kinda hard to fuck up. Butter, Salt & pepper is all u need.
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IDK, but some of the women from Minnesota are babes.

I'd tap some of them.

ohyeah
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Constantly stating "That is not the way we do it up north". We don't give a damn how you do it up north!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I hate those fuckin' Yankees.
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I used to drive a truck and I could never find good chicken fried chicken up North. Always fried from frozen shit.

Now, if you are ever traveling I-95 through Virgina, stop at the Cracker Barrell in Ashland (right off the interstate). You can get some of THE best down home cooking there, including chicken fried chicken.

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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
how far north is a northerner?

Does Missouri count? Or Kansas?
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Yes. So does Kentucky.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I lived in Redneck(Upstate) NY til 10, Cape Cod/Boston til 18 and have lived in the North Georgia metro area since then(21 years). I was an obnoxious, know-it-all northern kid when I moved here and was given a nickname(my screen name, tho its edited) that I justly deserved.

In my personal opinion, other than the Boston/Washington megalopolis and Atlanta Metro area, there is no difference between the North and South. They both have hardy, intelligent, hardworking people as well as lazy, good for nothin' idiots and everything in between.

I will say, grits are still no better than boiled beach sand after 20+ years, but they're at least edible mixed with cheese eggs!
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Gotta crumble some bacon up in there, too. Yum!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
"Do you want to go with?"

instead of

"Do you want to go with me?"

Can't stand that.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I am from the South, and I have to say that although I don't hate yankees, I aint got no use for them either.

Down here, the northerners come down and think that we are all uneducated losers, and they have to teach us dumb fucks the finer things in life like debt, gangs, hatred, condensending nature. They also do some of the most stupid things I have ever heard of doing. At the Raleigh-Durham International Airport, a bunch of yankees came and build a bunch a houses at the end of the runways and then thought that they had a great idea about forcing the airport to move the runways so that the jets wouldn't be flying fifty feet over their houses. When the airport managemnent finally quit laughing, they told the jets to fly lower, and see how many shingles the can blow off of the roofs.

To me, this is why the world would actually be better off with either getting rid of all yankees, or else wall them off so that they can only harm themselves.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Basically . . . . . EVERYTHING!!!
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I Was raised in the north and have lived in the south for ten years now. I will take northerners over southerners any day of the week.southerners always talk about how nice they are, but really they are just polite assholes. in the north when someone will just say fuck you in the south they say bless you or ill pray for you and mean fuck you also, people in the north tend to have their shit together a bit more than the south. that being said i agree more with southerners on politics and guns for the most part. either way god bless america as a whole
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You notice, nobody ever goes up north when they retire.
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My boss calls Robert E. Lee day... James Earl Ray day.
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As a first generation Southerner who loves his South patriotically, I find that comment absolutely disgusting
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I Was raised in the north and have lived in the south for ten years now. I will take northerners over southerners any day of the week.southerners always talk about how nice they are, but really they are just polite assholes. in the north when someone will just say fuck you in the south they say bless you or ill pray for you and mean fuck you also, people in the north tend to have their shit together a bit more than the south. that being said i agree more with southerners on politics and guns for the most part. either way god bless america as a whole
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Haha I do know what you mean.

The joke:
How does a Hollywood agent say "Fuck you"? Answer "Trust me"

How does a Southern Baptist say it?
Answer: "I'll pray for you"
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
It's not SODA or POP, it's f'ing COKE. It's not SNEAKERS, they're SHOES. Plus your accents make you sound like assholes.
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