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What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?

 
Misty
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?


They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 640056



Y'all can just BITE MY SOUTHERN BUTT, bless your heart!!!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?


We have books in the north, and can read.

Our eye both point in the same direction.

We have teeth.
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Ibid.
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you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.


What about grits?
 Quoting: Passerby


No "sweet tea" ether!
War, war never changes...
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?


They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred.



Y'all can just BITE MY SOUTHERN BUTT, bless your heart!!!
 Quoting: Misty 662353



Oof Dah! Not after you've been eating all of those greasy bicuits and BBQ and swilling moonshine. How do you all make it through the confines of Sunday morning services without killing each other off?
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?


We have books in the north, and can read.

Our eye both point in the same direction.

We have teeth.

I'm one of those "pain in the ass" northerners who had to move down South for a job. It certainly is a different world. New Orleans flooding -v- North Dakota/Iowa flooding...there's a world of difference in the attitudes of people who want to be taken care of and those who can take care of themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 654537


Honey, New Orleans ain't the South. Sorry to break it to you. Now, if you were in Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia and/or Tennessee, you would see people immediately breaking out their chainsaws to clear the roads themselves, checking on their neighbors, and sharing what supplies they had with each other. There is no way we would have stood in the streets yelling for help. As a survivor of six hurricaines in a three year period (and was without power for a solid month in the heat of the summer), I have personally experienced how we "inbred, illiterate Southern country hicks" help each other.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?


They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred.



Y'all can just BITE MY SOUTHERN BUTT, bless your heart!!!



Oof Dah! Not after you've been eating all of those greasy bicuits and BBQ and swilling moonshine. How do you all make it through the confines of Sunday morning services without killing each other off?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 654537


Never had moonshine, actually. Now, if you want to talk Chateau Morrisette's My Dog Blue....
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?


We have books in the north, and can read.

Our eye both point in the same direction.

We have teeth.

I'm one of those "pain in the ass" northerners who had to move down South for a job. It certainly is a different world. New Orleans flooding -v- North Dakota/Iowa flooding...there's a world of difference in the attitudes of people who want to be taken care of and those who can take care of themselves.


Honey, New Orleans ain't the South. Sorry to break it to you. Now, if you were in Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia and/or Tennessee, you would see people immediately breaking out their chainsaws to clear the roads themselves, checking on their neighbors, and sharing what supplies they had with each other. There is no way we would have stood in the streets yelling for help. As a survivor of six hurricaines in a three year period (and was without power for a solid month in the heat of the summer), I have personally experienced how we "inbred, illiterate Southern country hicks" help each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 662353


I'm in Georgia now. I love the climate and how you can plant any old thing in the groud and it will grow. But still, I think you have to live in the upper Midwest to get what I'm talking about.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
That's true. Oddly enough there is one exception here in Fort Worth. A place called Billadelphia's serves authentic Philly cheesesteaks. He even gets the Amoroso's rolls shipped down. I've never had a cheesesteak in Philly, but my old boss is from PA and he said that it was authentic. Of course the owner of the place is a Philly native, so it doesn't really count. Other than that I've never had anything close here.


I've been to Pat's. Once you have one in Philly you will
understand why others can only come close. Of course, for
you Geno's fans out there, my next visit will be across the
street just to be fair to both.

But as far as another Philly staple called scrapple I still
think I'll pass on that adventure.
 Quoting: DrPostman



Smart man, Dr. P. Beware the Scrapple.

However you MUST try a Taylor Ham, Egg & Cheese sammich. Be sure to ask for slat/pepper/ketchup.

And while you're at it, get yourself to a real pizza parlor and indulge in the king of all dogs... an Italian Hotdog.

Damn, man... no such thing as GREAT food here.
Now I'm jonesing for Philly Phood
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
The Philly steak and cheese proves the North has better food!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
RETARD AWARD...Northerners and Southerners are equal. That bad food might get around to you if you keep this mess up.
As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying.

Do you send them to the nastiest place that sells meat and cheese ?? A true Northerner would. You're a true Northerner right? Or are ya a grit eatin, bisquit monkey.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.


What about grits?


Ever heard anyone rave about Minnesota barbeque?
 Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogen


No but they have lutefisk and Lufsa!
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I have lived in the North, the South, The East, the West and the Mid-West. I can tell you there is not one right or wrong place to live. To generalize people by geographic location shows the stupidity of the person doing the generalization.

It also shows the lack of education and real-world experience of that person as well as lack of love while growing up. It is sad that someone would say anything bad about the North, South, West, East or Mid-West...it shows how unhappy this person is and how much they have yet to learn.

This type of person needs to travel the world more and experience different countries to see all the different cultures, religions and understand both genders as well.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
No but they have lutefisk and Lufsa!


I am all at once horrified, fascinated, disgusted, and intrigued by the very concept of what they do to their fish.
 Quoting: DrPostman

Lutefisk is OK if you pour a lot of melted butter on it...otherwise it just tastes like rubber. Pickled herring, on the other hand, is NEVER good. The lefsa, not so bad and the ableskievers are pretty good as are the knip kners (not sure if that is spelled correctly), all the various almond cookies, and cinnamon milk rice (we never ate rice cooked in water). And casseroles...you aren't a true Northerner (from the Northern Midwest, anyway) unless you have a recipe file filled with a couple hundred casserole dishes.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
No but they have lutefisk and Lufsa!


I am all at once horrified, fascinated, disgusted, and intrigued by the very concept of what they do to their fish.
 Quoting: DrPostman

We also pan fry them. Horrors!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Finally! My dream thread!

To begin:

1) New York City
2) Paternalistic liberals
3) Carpetbaggers
4) The metric system
5) Snowbirds
6) Snowbirds that begin every sentence with "Harriet, have you ever seen one of those outside a museum..?" while traveling through Southern states.
7) Burning our land and killing our people 140 years ago.
8) Reconstruction
9) Hollywood movies that depict all Southern states as racist, backwoods, and violent.
10) Northern efforts to make us renovate roads, edukate hour childrun, and stop shooting stuff.
11) Federal loans for highway development that include clauses to tear down statues of Confederate heros.
12) Fucking with my state flag! Fuck your own flag!
13) Making jokes about Civil War reenactors.
14) Letting Miss North Carolina slide on the gay marriage issue and instead letting that liberal Miss California answer...*grin*
15) David Letterman and John Stewart
16) Keeping all the snow for yourselves in wintertime!
17) That crap you done to Jimmy Carter!
18) Shooting Kennedy!...wait...that's for the "what do I hate about Texas" thread...my bad!
19) Importing chupacabras!
20) Running over our dog!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I moved from the south to the north, Ohio the ones that are most friendly up here are the farmers, and small town people but Ive seen some up here who live in houses with paths to each room I never saw people living like such white trash. Plus I have seen people who are inbreed up here. So being lazy isn't a regional thing. Any way that war is over way before my time, My GG grandpa was in Lees army wounded in 2nd Manassas the wilderness and Ceder Creek Virginia. We were never taught to hate, Plus up here the black people have always treated me with respect, where most white christians wouldnt give me the time of day. Any way Im a 20% disabled veteran, my first cousin was killed in Vietnam in the 101st Airborne, my uncle got the Purple Heart and Silver Star for valor in the marines in Korea in 1952. Wars are started by the rich for their profit not for anything else.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
No "sweet tea" ether!
 Quoting: HisDudelyness



MMmmmm.... ICED sweet tea... yep, you're right!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
No but they have lutefisk and Lufsa!
 Quoting: Ricfly52


I looked up lutefisk (yuck), but what is lufsa?

ETA: couldn't find lufsa on yahoo search.

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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
No but they have lutefisk and Lufsa!


I looked up lutefisk (yuck), but what is lufsa?

ETA: couldn't find lufsa on yahoo search.
 Quoting: Passerby

It's Lefsa, a kind of potato pancake. I'm not sure how others eat it, but we put butter on it and some cinnamon & sugar. It's not bad.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
It's Lefsa, a kind of potato pancake. I'm not sure how others eat it, but we put butter on it and some cinnamon & sugar. It's not bad.
 Quoting: Faith


Hashbrowns?

Are they shredded?
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Don't hate them. Just get tired of their " know it all attitude"

Secondly Southerners do not like folks from the North, who leave the North to come south because the North is not to their liking, and then come south to change the SOUTH into the mess they left up North. We don't need your change.
 Quoting: NightWisp


The best bumper sticker in Florida:

We don't CARE how you did things up North.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
What about grits?

Is that all you think about?

Oh, I thought you said girls chuckle

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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred.
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Tell that to Miss USA.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
It's Lefsa, a kind of potato pancake. I'm not sure how others eat it, but we put butter on it and some cinnamon & sugar. It's not bad.


Hashbrowns?

Are they shredded?
 Quoting: Passerby

rofl
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Don't hate them. Just get tired of their " know it all attitude"

Secondly Southerners do not like folks from the North, who leave the North to come south because the North is not to their liking, and then come south to change the SOUTH into the mess they left up North. We don't need your change.
 Quoting: NightWisp


Shut up hick....go back to your trailor and drink a six pack.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
We have books in the north, and can read.

Our eye both point in the same direction.

We have teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 661488

Check out the Detroit school system.

A lot of your guys' eyes point in the direction of gay guys' rear ends.

You have teeth, but a lot of your guys don't have testicles. They'd likely trade their choppers for some gonads. They already do that in some parts of New York and San Francisco. Tell ya' what. You could send some dentists down South. The Southern men, in return, could donate some testosterone to the girly men up North.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Finally! My dream thread!

To begin:

1) New York City
2) Paternalistic liberals
3) Carpetbaggers
4) The metric system
5) Snowbirds
6) Snowbirds that begin every sentence with "Harriet, have you ever seen one of those outside a museum..?" while traveling through Southern states.
7) Burning our land and killing our people 140 years ago.
8) Reconstruction
9) Hollywood movies that depict all Southern states as racist, backwoods, and violent.
10) Northern efforts to make us renovate roads, edukate hour childrun, and stop shooting stuff.
11) Federal loans for highway development that include clauses to tear down statues of Confederate heros.
12) Fucking with my state flag! Fuck your own flag!
13) Making jokes about Civil War reenactors.
14) Letting Miss North Carolina slide on the gay marriage issue and instead letting that liberal Miss California answer...*grin*
15) David Letterman and John Stewart
16) Keeping all the snow for yourselves in wintertime!
17) That crap you done to Jimmy Carter!
18) Shooting Kennedy!...wait...that's for the "what do I hate about Texas" thread...my bad!
19) Importing chupacabras!
20) Running over our dog!
 Quoting: Firefly


Agreed. except for the dog part.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
It's Lefsa, a kind of potato pancake. I'm not sure how others eat it, but we put butter on it and some cinnamon & sugar. It's not bad.


Hashbrowns?

Are they shredded?



rofl
 Quoting: Beingsouthern



Okay, okay, okay... now that I know the correct spelling, I looked it up. It's definitely not our southern-fried shredded hashbrowns...
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
No but they have lutefisk and Lufsa!


I looked up lutefisk (yuck), but what is lufsa?

ETA: couldn't find lufsa on yahoo search.
 Quoting: Passerby


Might of spelled it wrong. It is a thin norway tortilla, that is sweet served with butter.

By the way I hate lutefisk. My wife is Norwegien. I am a mut from the USA!

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