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What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?

 
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Finally! My dream thread!

To begin:

1) New York City
2) Paternalistic liberals
3) Carpetbaggers
4) The metric system
5) Snowbirds
6) Snowbirds that begin every sentence with "Harriet, have you ever seen one of those outside a museum..?" while traveling through Southern states.
7) Burning our land and killing our people 140 years ago.
8) Reconstruction
9) Hollywood movies that depict all Southern states as racist, backwoods, and violent.
10) Northern efforts to make us renovate roads, edukate hour childrun, and stop shooting stuff.
11) Federal loans for highway development that include clauses to tear down statues of Confederate heros.
12) Fucking with my state flag! Fuck your own flag!
13) Making jokes about Civil War reenactors.
14) Letting Miss North Carolina slide on the gay marriage issue and instead letting that liberal Miss California answer...*grin*
15) David Letterman and John Stewart
16) Keeping all the snow for yourselves in wintertime!
17) That crap you done to Jimmy Carter!
18) Shooting Kennedy!...wait...that's for the "what do I hate about Texas" thread...my bad!
19) Importing chupacabras!
20) Running over our dog!
 Quoting: Firefly


I LOLed. Great thread.

Raised in Virginia which is Yankee to states south but now live and love the North just because I don't know any better place to live then where I do right now.

about yankees that is true:
the food IS bland. I got a big bottle of Cayanne pepper sauce I put on everything but cold cereal.

Some of the people are cold but alot are just as backwoods hick and country warm as other places in the country.

Drivers are good in the snow if they are from the country. City you can forget about.

A lot of people up North HATE the Yankees. NY that is.

A lot of good musicians up north.

It's cold as a witches tit up her for 4 months so vulgar and rude just cause we hear about you picking oranges or tomatoes in December.

The lines are not geographical any more except when you get urban. We are open minded and you can vote for who you want. If you vote for the jerk we are going to rib you about it for the next four years non stop. afro
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Southerners would never be rude to your face. It's not polite. (They just poison you.)
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everything you guys suck stay home
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Finally! My dream thread!

To begin:

1) New York City
2) Paternalistic liberals
3) Carpetbaggers
4) The metric system
5) Snowbirds
6) Snowbirds that begin every sentence with "Harriet, have you ever seen one of those outside a museum..?" while traveling through Southern states.
7) Burning our land and killing our people 140 years ago.
8) Reconstruction
9) Hollywood movies that depict all Southern states as racist, backwoods, and violent.
10) Northern efforts to make us renovate roads, edukate hour childrun, and stop shooting stuff.
11) Federal loans for highway development that include clauses to tear down statues of Confederate heros.
12) Fucking with my state flag! Fuck your own flag!
13) Making jokes about Civil War reenactors.
14) Letting Miss North Carolina slide on the gay marriage issue and instead letting that liberal Miss California answer...*grin*
15) David Letterman and John Stewart
16) Keeping all the snow for yourselves in wintertime!
17) That crap you done to Jimmy Carter!
18) Shooting Kennedy!...wait...that's for the "what do I hate about Texas" thread...my bad!
19) Importing chupacabras!
20) Running over our dog!
 Quoting: Firefly


rofl

I sure miss Mississippi & Alabama, reading that. I was there for 4 years. Great people, great food, great music.
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No damn sweet tea...
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you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.


What about grits?



I dont think they have any idea what a grit is,my hubby is from Montana and never had grits until he went into the army,and he still puts sugar on um...LOL....
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The way some people cook em. You need sugar
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No damn sweet tea...
 Quoting: Apollumi



cheers
I will assist each individual in their efforts to become a highly motivated, well disciplined, physically and mentally fit soldier, capable of defeating any enemy on today's modern battlefield.
I will instill pride in all I train. Pride in self, in the Army, and in Country.
I will insist that each soldier meets and maintains the Army standards of military bearing and courtesy, consistent with the highest traditions of the U.S. Army.
I will lead by example, never requiring a soldier to attempt any task I would not do myself.
But first, last, and always, I am an American Soldier. Sworn to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, both foreign and domestic.
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you are loud,mean, rude and think you know everything. And think southerners are dumb. You base your thoughts about us on the Dukes Of Hazzard. Then on the other hand it is easy to fuck over a yankee when they come down here.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
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There are people up there?
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I have lived in the North, the South, The East, the West and the Mid-West. I can tell you there is not one right or wrong place to live. To generalize people by geographic location shows the stupidity of the person doing the generalization.

It also shows the lack of education and real-world experience of that person as well as lack of love while growing up. It is sad that someone would say anything bad about the North, South, West, East or Mid-West...it shows how unhappy this person is and how much they have yet to learn.

This type of person needs to travel the world more and experience different countries to see all the different cultures, religions and understand both genders as well.
 Quoting: Winningjob

Please lighten up, my pontificating friend. You take things way too seriously! You don't have to deliver a lecture (often off-topic) in every thread.
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Don't hate northerners, pity them. Some are so dumb they cannot figure out the snow will melt and cause floods AGAIN this year.
Or that they'll need home heating oil AGAIN next December.

Philly cheesesteak done right down here?
 Quoting: DrPostman

Yummmm
greasy gristly beef, fried with onions, till tender & tasty.
Delicious. Allentown down, all SE PA makes it good. Course I've had it in Philly.
That wonderful place where street vendors sell fresh tender pretzels at intersections.
(Vendors that channel 6 tv taped pissing in bushes, wiping hands on pants' legs, the going back to hawking pretzels)

Ribs cooked so tender you pick up the bone and the meat falls off.
Tonopah Joe's - Southern AZ
Makes Kansas' ribs seem tough and stringy by camparison.

Mudbugs
broiled, steamed, e'tuffe
Thibodaux, LA (Lafourche Parish) has the best cajun cooking imho

Memphis had some good food when I was there.
DP, What's a local specialty?

Last Edited by himself on 04/23/2009 01:40 AM
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I have lived in the North, the South, The East, the West and the Mid-West. I can tell you there is not one right or wrong place to live. To generalize people by geographic location shows the stupidity of the person doing the generalization.

It also shows the lack of education and real-world experience of that person as well as lack of love while growing up. It is sad that someone would say anything bad about the North, South, West, East or Mid-West...it shows how unhappy this person is and how much they have yet to learn.

This type of person needs to travel the world more and experience different countries to see all the different cultures, religions and understand both genders as well.

Please lighten up, my pontificating friend. You take things way too seriously! You don't have to deliver a lecture (often off-topic) in every thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21385

;-)
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1 northerner got more teeth than 3 southerners with a few molars to spare...
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Don't hate them. Just get tired of their " know it all attitude"

Secondly Southerners do not like folks from the North, who leave the North to come south because the North is not to their liking, and then come south to change the SOUTH into the mess they left up North. We don't need your change.


Shut up hick....go back to your trailor and drink a six pack.
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********

Hmm.. I don't drink alcohol.

I do not live in a trailer. I have a house and 4+ acres

I can read.

I have a BA in Biology, Chemistry, Physics
I have a Masters in Biology
I have a PhD in Humanities.
I am a Lt Colonel in the Civil Air Patrol
I am a Mission Coordinator/ Incident Commander
I completed Air Command Staff College and Squadron Officer School.
I own my own Business.

And you.. Anon Coward??
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Most Southerners know something isn't right up North they just don't know what. If they knew the Truth of the matter the Southerners would build an f'n wall.

Washington DC is a sympotom of the problem.

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This thread is stupid.
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you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 186317

Not a southerner, dont like going there...but the above fact cannot be denied. Get biscuits and gravy ANYWHERE else and you are just wasting your time.
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my family has been southern for 250 years but culturally i am a northern liberal. Let me tell you a story. I attended grade school in Memphis. Those little white bastards fought everyday. It was war.i moved to Kansas and no one fought and everybody was polite and thoughtful.
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Southerners are funny, they think they are smart when they're really just functional retards. They also think their crap food is great, gotta love em.
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Hate? Nothing.

Just sad that so many people haven't got any sense of manners or gentility. Especially the Upper Midwesterners. So many coarse, crude, and simply barbarous folk from Chicago, Minnesota. Not so much Wisconsin or Michigan.

Always in a hurry, no class, no consideration for others.
Just living their lives oblivious to others, as if every damn encounter or business deal they have to "win" or they will face ruin.

Southerners are shits too, but in a polite and cultured way. They will smile and convince you they love you, while stabbing you in the back; but at least the experience wasn't unpleasant and savage right at face value.

Not as much of a skilled-labor or union mindset in the South. The gentry had money and business and those who could move up did. Yankees faced a much more rigid class hierarchy; kinda like being Irish in London, you could never be good enough if not born into it or married in.

Like why the Civil War was fought; the yankee merchants and manufacturers couldn't have those Agrarian Southerners selling their raw materials to other nations. The South was subservient to New England and New York and had to be forced to tow the line and sell goods cheap. Slavery and bigotry/racism much more ingrained in The North than The South.

Oh well...
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Southerners are funny, they think they are smart when they're really just functional retards. They also think their crap food is great, gotta love em.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 597766

They're one up on you, then. THEY can function.
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Met a hot southern chick once from South Carolina. She was hot as hell, dumb as hell, and had a thing for UFOs, little green men, and northern guys.

She could have sucked the fuzzy carpet out of a pimp mobile, but either way no different than some of the chicks in the north except for the way she said, "ooohhhhh"...
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Yankees are like hemorrhoids... if they come down and go back up they are okay... if they come down and stay down they are a pain in the ass.
 Quoting: Sinanju 662100


You're either a yankee, a damn yankee, or a gd yankee.
Yankee cuz your north, damn yankee cuz ya came down here, and gd yankee cuz ya came down here and stayed.

Lived 13 years in NC after being a lifelong MI native. Made some of the best friends of my life in the south.

Y'all aint from around here are you..........lol.
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This thread is stupid.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

OK MO just for you:

:threadfix:
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Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
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The fact that you, like us, know we are equal, yet you insist, with you myopic view, to always try to separate and divide. Next you will be demanding special favors or cold hard cash from the government because all "Northerners" are being disenfranchised.

I love irony.......happens all the time.
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I have lived in the North, the South, The East, the West and the Mid-West. I can tell you there is not one right or wrong place to live. To generalize people by geographic location shows the stupidity of the person doing the generalization.

It also shows the lack of education and real-world experience of that person as well as lack of love while growing up. It is sad that someone would say anything bad about the North, South, West, East or Mid-West...it shows how unhappy this person is and how much they have yet to learn.

This type of person needs to travel the world more and experience different countries to see all the different cultures, religions and understand both genders as well.
 Quoting: Winningjob

Nicely said. Fighting and cussing is for those who have not yet learned what "One Love" means.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 380210

NICE...brings back nice memories for me at College in Boston! Berklee had over 60% International Students so it really was "ONE LOVE".

Watching this reminds me of how music is still the only INTERNATIONAL language that can convey a feeling, emotion or even a thought without the language barriers.

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Southerners smell funny sometimes.
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To answer your question. We hate everything about Yankees.

There is your answer...
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Southerners smell funny sometimes.
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No, Honey...that's just your upper lip..bless your heart!

(Ever notice how we can get away with sayin' anythin', as long as it ends with, 'bless your heart'?)

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