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What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?

 
Misty
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04/23/2009 05:22 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Don't hate them. Just get tired of their " know it all attitude"

Secondly Southerners do not like folks from the North, who leave the North to come south because the North is not to their liking, and then come south to change the SOUTH into the mess they left up North. We don't need your change.


Shut up hick....go back to your trailor and drink a six pack.

********

Hmm.. I don't drink alcohol.

I do not live in a trailer. I have a house and 4+ acres

I can read.

I have a BA in Biology, Chemistry, Physics
I have a Masters in Biology
I have a PhD in Humanities.
I am a Lt Colonel in the Civil Air Patrol
I am a Mission Coordinator/ Incident Commander
I completed Air Command Staff College and Squadron Officer School.
I own my own Business.

And you.. Anon Coward??
 Quoting: NightWisp


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Anonymous Coward
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04/23/2009 05:45 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Southerners are equal to Mexicans. Both need to leave the country!
Misty
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04/23/2009 06:02 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Southerners are equal to Mexicans. Both need to leave the country!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 663023


Ummm...excuse the F out of me! My ancestors have been here since before the Revolutionary War! My husband's came on the Mayflower (James Chilton)! You Yankee-come-latelys need to just piss off! Coward!
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04/23/2009 06:09 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Southerners are equal to Mexicans. Both need to leave the country!


Ummm...excuse the F out of me! My ancestors have been here since before the Revolutionary War! My husband's came on the Mayflower (James Chilton)! You Yankee-come-latelys need to just piss off! Coward!
 Quoting: Misty 656940


Misty
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04/23/2009 06:14 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Southerners are equal to Mexicans. Both need to leave the country!


Ummm...excuse the F out of me! My ancestors have been here since before the Revolutionary War! My husband's came on the Mayflower (James Chilton)! You Yankee-come-latelys need to just piss off! Coward!



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 662442


Y'all obviously ain't heard of the Hatfields and the McCoys! Shoot, my great-grandaddy was shooting at punks like that from the corn crib!

Just remember...all Southern country kids know how to shoot the wings off a gnat by the time they're eight, and their Mammas taught them how to aim!


(Again with the cowardice!)
Just For Today

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04/23/2009 06:51 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
But have you ever seen a Philly cheesesteak done right down here?
 Quoting: DrPostman



Yeah... Sure have Dr. P.... Philly Heaven over on Union sure makes one hell of a Phiily Cheesesteak sandwich... Sounds good.... gonna have to get me one again soon.
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04/23/2009 06:59 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
People are colder the farther north you go, and they are warmer the farther south you go.
Firefly

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04/23/2009 07:23 PM
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(Ever notice how we can get away with sayin' anythin', as long as it ends with, 'bless your heart'?)
 Quoting: Misty 656940


That's great! I'm gonna use that in the future.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
People are colder the farther north you go, and they are warmer the farther south you go.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 663079

I like this one!
I'll have to use it on my yankee friends.

Actually, I love some of those yankees!
Others?
Not so much. ;)
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04/23/2009 07:49 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
(Ever notice how we can get away with sayin' anythin', as long as it ends with, 'bless your heart'?)


That's great! I'm gonna use that in the future.
 Quoting: Firefly


It also works just as well with, "bless his/her heart."

Example: "She acts like a hooker that failed charm school, bless her heart" or "He cain't help it his family tree is shaped like a diamond, bless his heart..."

girl_smile_red
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04/23/2009 07:58 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Being an occupied country for more than a century will tend to make you a little jaded, if you dont understand that, then we understand, bless your heart. :Tug:
What happened to my beloved GLP????.
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04/23/2009 08:01 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Born in the North, spent most of my life in the South.

Prefer the South. People seem nicer. (As long as their not Yankees, LOL).

My Father's side are Yankees.

My Mothers side are Southern.

My Great Grandfather owned slaves in Tennessee.

He must have been a decent sort, My mother has a picture of him and his family, circa 1895.

Many of them are Black.
Misty
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04/23/2009 08:13 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Being an occupied country for more than a century will tend to make you a little jaded, if you dont understand that, then we understand, bless your heart. :Tug:
 Quoting: Phasesphere


See! That's exactly how it works!!! Still polite an' all, yet quite to the point!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
People are colder the farther north you go, and they are warmer the farther south you go.

I like this one!
I'll have to use it on my yankee friends.

Actually, I love some of those yankees!
Others?
Not so much. ;)
 Quoting: Beingsouthern

As a displaced Yankee in the South for over 23 years, I LOVE the Southern people. They are more accepting and forgiving than the people I left. They are more liberal, socially, than you think. I have become one of them because they are one with family which is most important in this day and age. We are all Americans, The "North" and "South" died ages ago. Let it go.

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04/23/2009 10:09 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Why has the Union Army never been disbanded ?

still occupying places ?
Phasesphere

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04/23/2009 10:12 PM
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:Martian Re:
What happened to my beloved GLP????.
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04/23/2009 10:16 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I get along with most people cause I don't give a fuck but most the time when you have a person that you don't like, There fucked up in some way and you just can't put your finger on it, then you find out that they are a yankee. Oh thats the problem. Then you know, they won't ever be right in the head. But then you got the hillbilly bitches too.
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 Quoting: Phasesphere

bump

And of course when they move south and like it.
Northern_Yoop

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04/23/2009 10:27 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?


They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred.

Those southerners are just plain mean.

They hate us because we have squeaky cheese and they don't!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
There is nothing like going down to the river and catching trout, bass and 40 pounds of shrimp on a Saturday while you northerners are eating pond raised shrimp from China raised in sewage.

I still have 1/2 a freezer full of trout and shrimp, and I need to get busy eating.......

Nothing like fried fish or shrimp with grits and corn pones.

Grits are nothing but corn.....don't you northerners eat corn?

Publix has fresh Florida corn 4 for a dollar this week...I need to load up.

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04/23/2009 10:55 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
(Ever notice how we can get away with sayin' anythin', as long as it ends with, 'bless your heart'?)


That's great! I'm gonna use that in the future.
 Quoting: Firefly


Lionel the radio show host said it first. I guess Lionel has a lot of listeners who post here.
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04/23/2009 11:05 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Southerners are funny, they think they are smart when they're really just functional retards. They also think their crap food is great, gotta love em.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 597766

Bless their hearts!
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04/23/2009 11:26 PM

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Southerners are equal to Mexicans. Both need to leave the country!


Ummm...excuse the F out of me! My ancestors have been here since before the Revolutionary War! My husband's came on the Mayflower (James Chilton)! You Yankee-come-latelys need to just piss off! Coward!
 Quoting: Misty 656940

*************

LOL Sis...

My ancestors on the Mayflower were Pricilla Mullens and John Alden.

Pocahontas was a Great(# grandmother).

Great ( #) Uncle died at King's Mountain

Francis Marion ( Swamp Fox ) was a relative

Light Horse Harry Lee ( great Grandfather)
Robert E Lee was a Great Uncle.

Kin to Randolphs of Virginia / George Washington/ Thomas Jefferson

Bless their hearts lolsign
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04/23/2009 11:44 PM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
when the oil shortages kick in , a lot of people are going to be brand new southerners. get on the greyhound with your last unemployment check , cause fuck it you won't freeze to death P
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04/24/2009 12:01 AM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I was recently told by a customer from Kansas that I was unusually nice for someone from the "east"
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I was recently told by a customer from Kansas that I was unusually nice for someone from the "east"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 663251

I thought it was funny since I always thought Indiana was considered part of the midwest along with Kansas, but I guess I am 'east' of Kansas.

I will say though that people from NY, NJ, MA seem to be in much more of a hurry than those from the rest of the country.
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04/24/2009 09:56 AM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
We're going to Pat's or Geno's on our next trip and you
will see how much better they are than we have here.
 Quoting: DrPostman




But that isn't until September... I don't want to wait that long for a Philly sandwich. LOL
And I have had Philly Cheesesteak sandwiches up there already and know what they are like... spent a good number of years up north.
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Can't spell Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
(Ever notice how we can get away with sayin' anythin', as long as it ends with, 'bless your heart'?)


That's great! I'm gonna use that in the future.


Lionel the radio show host said it first. I guess Lionel has a lot of listeners who post here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 306964


Sweetie, I don't listen to radio, other than Relevant Radio, so I don't know who Lionel is. Secondly, as GRITS (Girls Raised In The South) our grannies were saying that before Lionel was a twinkle in his daddy's eye!
Misty
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04/24/2009 10:54 AM
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Southerners are equal to Mexicans. Both need to leave the country!


Ummm...excuse the F out of me! My ancestors have been here since before the Revolutionary War! My husband's came on the Mayflower (James Chilton)! You Yankee-come-latelys need to just piss off! Coward!

*************

LOL Sis...

My ancestors on the Mayflower were Pricilla Mullens and John Alden.

Pocahontas was a Great(# grandmother).

Great ( #) Uncle died at King's Mountain

Francis Marion ( Swamp Fox ) was a relative

Light Horse Harry Lee ( great Grandfather)
Robert E Lee was a Great Uncle.

Kin to Randolphs of Virginia / George Washington/ Thomas Jefferson

Bless their hearts lolsign
 Quoting: NightWisp



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