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What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?

 
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They smarter than bubba.
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Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred.
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No, you're self-centered, self-worshiping, self-important, ass-bred street trash. Jealous of your proximity to Canada? Is that some feeble attempt at humor? Canadians have the good taste to "question your integrity as humans" as well. Your cities, industries, quality of life, people (my apologies to real people out there for referring to these rust belt rats as "people") are in total decay. Your rivers are so polluted with your filth you can walk across them. You can't even see a crystal clear sunrise or sunset. Greedy unions have destroyed your businesses. Violent crime is far greater in the north. And you also call us racists? Why is there more per capita interracial marriage here in the South than there is up north? Why are our cities more desegregated than yours? Why are there more white supremacist groups in the north, mid-west and west than there is here? How many race riots have you seen in the South versus other parts of this country? Open up your eyes you snow blind morons, the truth about you and your "superior northern culture" (truly an oxymoron) is going to come to light.
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What I don't like is how they refuse to assimilate into our culture. I don't mind people coming from their big yankee cities but when they bring all their problems with them AND their rude attitude it just irks me. They come here for a slower, nicer, quality of life and yet the first thing they do is gripe about pizza, bagels, it takes ten minutes to get a gallon of milk, and how they did [fill-in-the-blank] up north. It's so rude, condescending, and arrogant. Ever heard of when in Rome do as the Romans do? Unfortunately, some, NOT ALL, from NY/NJ think they are going to create their own version of little NY/NJ here and it's digusting. We don't want your crime, pollution, fast-paced, backstabbing, unfriendly ways. Join us and we'll accept you. Act like an arrogant, rude, pushy, b*tching, big city yank, and we won't like you. Be nice, smile, say hello, is their a law against that up north or something??
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Their bigotry. And their twangy accents.

Can't think of anything to be jealous about.
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Don't hate them. Just get tired of their " know it all attitude"

Secondly Southerners do not like folks from the North, who leave the North to come south because the North is not to their liking, and then come south to change the SOUTH into the mess they left up North. We don't need your change.
 Quoting: NightWisp


And THEN complain about how much better it was Up North.

Up North, we had better blah blah blah
Up North, you could blah blah blah on Sundays
Up North, I could get blah blah blah

"Well, how's 'bout you shut th'hell up and git yer ass back Up North cause we're frickin' tired of yer bitchin' and bellyachin'."

Northerners have turned our Southern towns into vast homeowners associations.

When I ran for mayor here in our town, I heard this a lot from Southerners who wanted to move here, but couldn't find a home in a neighborhood that wasn't controlled by an HOA, chaired by New Yorkers.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


We have books in the north, and can read.

Our eye both point in the same direction.

We have teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 661488



The worst stereotype about southerners is that we're all stupid and inbred. I'll have you know, I'm a true southern girl and have a 4.75 gpa in an extremely competitive high school. You know, there will be stupid people everywhere; it doesn't matter where you're raised.
This is why we don't like northerners, or as I call em dern yankees. You're just plain rude.
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Since moving from New York, I've noticed that southerners (especially those from North Carolina), are just jealous and ignorant. They cannot accept the fact that they lost the Civil War. I feel that I do not get the same oppurtunity as these southerners because I'm from out of state and from New York.
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I'm from NC, and I just wanna tell you we aren't jealous. What the heck is there to be jealous of up there? Yall don't even know how to drink your tea right. As far as the Civil War goes, we're over it. Not all of us dislike black people. And the ignorance, totally wrong. Worst stereotype of us ever.
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Nothing. I dig northerners, their accents, the fact that they deal with snow. The only thing I note about northerners that dismays me is that some of them think of the south as gun-toting inbred rednecks. That's, uh, pretty wrong, but many of them think we're all racists, stuck in the 30's, I don't know. I never understand this. But in general, I Luuuuuuv northerners (except some selected NYC locals - they can really do "mean" when they want to).
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The moment i saw the movie "i spit on your grave"
look into it, i lost respect for all those redneck southerners. They raped a northern girl in the woods, because she was from the north, and i quote the man "wanna know the reason a girl like that wouldn't give it up? Cuz all those city boys are faggots."
and at that point i said Fuck you.
Cousinfuckers.
so rednecks = purge and clean + liquidation
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Southerners hate everyone who isn't them.
 Quoting: Livi

not true, southerners are known for their friendliness and hospitality. I am a southerner and have been married twice.

both husbands were from the north. one washington state. the other chicago.
 Quoting: Neesie


Race mixing with yankee blood! pennywise
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Grew up in AL. Now live far far away.

The '60s are over. I'm talking about the 1860s. At least for me anyway.

I don't mind snow. I don't even mind shoveling it.

What I am concerned about is what life would be like if I lost heat or power in January or February during a snowstorm.

Having your pipes freeze is no fun. And that would be the least of your worries.

I don't miss the mosquitos. I loathe those things. That and the humidity. Nothing quite as disturbing as AL in the summertime. You can hear the bugs buzzing and you break out in sweat as soon as you step outside.
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I meet Southerners up North who like to act friendly and then play all dirty sneaky underhanded. I watch my back around them. There are friendly people up North but in a different way, and then these Southerners try to take advantage of that.

As far as good Mexican food, I have had it North and South. As far as barbecue, I had Kraft BBQ sauce on grilled chicken or teriyaki sauce on a grilled potato and thought it was good.

As far as biscuits, I had those in Virginia and they tasted like powdery hockey pucks. I would rather have a nice whole wheat roll.

I find it hard to believe that there are more racists groups in the North than in the South. There are those groups in the North, but I thought the South invented that.

I can go either way. I get Lynyrd Skynyrd and "Sweet Home Alabama", and I get Neil Young and "Southern Man".

I think they do basically try to have good manners in the South but they can do some pretty dirty dealings behind the scenes.
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you don´t know how to make biscuits and gravy worth shit.
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true enough. we'll bring a spiral notebook with us next time we come down to visit. sounds good!!!

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As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef

Do you send them to the nastiest place that sells meat and cheese ?? A true Northerner would. You're a true Northerner right? Or are ya a grit eatin, bisquit monkey.
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


Thats the diffrence between north & south! We want to send yall to the best place in town.Yall come back now !
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As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying.

Do you send them to the nastiest place that sells meat and cheese ?? A true Northerner would. You're a true Northerner right? Or are ya a grit eatin, bisquit monkey.

I'm a true northerner. There are no nasty places up here. Everything is of the highest quality. I've never eaten a grit in my life. What is a grit? For me, bisquits are for special occasions like Thanksgiving.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef

They don't eat bisquits like we do, civilized. Bisquits are soaked in grease and milk down there, and I've seen em with my own eyes doinit with a pan full of 2 day old grease in it. Made the typical noises the all make too. uhoh
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


I'm true southern, and Ihave never done that!Thats just sick.
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We have books in the north, and can read.

Our eye both point in the same direction.

We have teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 661488

Check out the Detroit school system.

A lot of your guys' eyes point in the direction of gay guys' rear ends.

You have teeth, but a lot of your guys don't have testicles. They'd likely trade their choppers for some gonads. They already do that in some parts of New York and San Francisco. Tell ya' what. You could send some dentists down South. The Southern men, in return, could donate some testosterone to the girly men up North.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18243


Living in the south for 5 hellish years, I can speak from experience. The south is like living on a different planet. Don't get me wrong.. all those southerners down there think It's just grrreeeat!! but being that they've never left their county since the day they were born doesn't speak volumes either. To each his own. Fact: the food is terrible, the roads are even worse... the accent??? is that really English? the women... gotta love them, they're all blonde, have the same stupid hairdo and all wear the ugliest things available because the stores all cater to the "old lady" look. It was an education living in NC. I learned that I don't even want to drive through that god awful disgusting state. But that's just my opinion. rant
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We have books in the north, and can read.

Our eye both point in the same direction.

We have teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 661488

Check out the Detroit school system.

A lot of your guys' eyes point in the direction of gay guys' rear ends.

You have teeth, but a lot of your guys don't have testicles. They'd likely trade their choppers for some gonads. They already do that in some parts of New York and San Francisco. Tell ya' what. You could send some dentists down South. The Southern men, in return, could donate some testosterone to the girly men up North.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18243


Living in the south for 5 hellish years, I can speak from experience. The south is like living on a different planet. Don't get me wrong.. all those southerners down there think It's just grrreeeat!! but being that they've never left their county since the day they were born doesn't speak volumes either. To each his own. Fact: the food is terrible, the roads are even worse... the accent??? is that really English? the women... gotta love them, they're all blonde, have the same stupid hairdo and all wear the ugliest things available because the stores all cater to the "old lady" look. It was an education living in NC. I learned that I don't even want to drive through that god awful disgusting state. But that's just my opinion. rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1450083


And one last little tid bit I forgot to add, the dis -ingenuousness and pretentiousness of many southern people is really very transparent. for all you Northerners thinking of moving to any southern state, watch out. They're a bunch of backstabbers after they smile in your face. A total disgrace.
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Yankees are like hemorrhoids... if they come down and go back up they are okay... if they come down and stay down they are a pain in the ass.
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LOL
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too funny yall
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What happened to my beloved GLP????.
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As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying.

Do you send them to the nastiest place that sells meat and cheese ?? A true Northerner would. You're a true Northerner right? Or are ya a grit eatin, bisquit monkey.

I'm a true northerner. There are no nasty places up here. Everything is of the highest quality. I've never eaten a grit in my life. What is a grit? For me, bisquits are for special occasions like Thanksgiving.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef

They don't eat bisquits like we do, civilized. Bisquits are soaked in grease and milk down there, and I've seen em with my own eyes doinit with a pan full of 2 day old grease in it. Made the typical noises the all make too. uhoh
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


I'm true southern, and Ihave never done that!Thats just sick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1447998

aaaawwwwwwwwwww that sausage gravy and some gritts
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Because you really think we care about what you have to say. Do you Yankees ever friggin shut up? And for real....we really don't give a rat how you did it up there.
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Northerners does the best piggy squeals.......

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Because you really think we care about what you have to say. Do you Yankees ever friggin shut up? And for real....we really don't give a rat how you did it up there.
 Quoting: Jeff Davis 1450207


You Ignorant fool
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


You think you fucking know everything. You come down here and tell a fisherman who just fishes and spends time with his family that he could have a good life selling fishing poles. In 10 years you can tell the fishermen to expand his company by selling to the chinese. You tell him that he is VP material and in 20 years he can sell his company, retire to the river and fish with his family...
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Whiny, nasal voices and presuptous, superior attitudes.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred.
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Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 640056


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This comment from someone living in the land of perverts, coaches and priest seducing young boys. One of the worst murder cases in NC history was done by a northerner. Dude had body parts in a freezer. The city of Atlanta did a study several years ago that proved northern teens were more likely to vandalize, do drugs and join gangs. Truth hurts; your culture really isn’t as great as you think.
As for the beautiful comment, until Miss America became politically correct the south dominated. Ugly breed’s ugly and that describes northeasterners to a T.
As for the school comment, take out the minority scores and the south would be on par with the north. I was forced bused to ghetto schools in the 60’s. I know people who grew up on Long Island in the 70s and went to all white schools. One chick went to two schools. I went to 5 while living at the same address. They moan and groan about the busing here.
I know transplants here who admit they don’t want their relatives and friends moving down here because of they know how obnoxious Yankees can be day to day. LOL..
Bagels are so overrated, like eating hard dough with no taste. So are your grinders and pizza. Nothing but junk food anyway.
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I think canadians like southerners dislike carpetbagger yanks.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
I don't like Southerners' "smile in your face, stab you in the back" behavior.

I'd rather deal with a straightforward New Yorker, even if they are rude sometimes, at least they are real.