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What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?

 
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before or after illegal aliens took over?
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Northerner's have attitude problems...Southerner's are laid back.

Northerner's invaded southerners land.

Has anyone noticed Martin Luther King day is the same day as Robert E. Lee Day?
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My boss calls Robert E. Lee day... James Earl Ray day.
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Another thing Northerner's do not know how to make sweet tea. Putting sugar on the table is not the same thing.
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I have lived in every time zone in the US and the North and the South. The split is really about rural and urban, not North and South. I lived in a rural Michigan community that felt about people from Detroit and Chicago, just like southerners say they feel about northerners.

People in Minnesota will act nice to your face and talk behind your back just like people in Arkansas. You can find progressive diverse neighborhoods in Memphis and Atlanta just like you can in Boston and Philly. Guess what? You can find people who are not diversity friendly in Boston and Philly as well.

The big difference between Urban and Rural is that Rural folks are more insular. They know who the outsiders are and are generally uncomfortable with outsiders. However, in urban areas, you have little chance of having the neighbors come over to introduce themselves when you move in.
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Yankees are woefully ignorant about why the Civil War was even fought. They have been brainwashed into thinking it was about slavery. They actually think that the North made the decision to send their sons to die in war to save a bunch of slaves from slavery when they themselves had slaves of their own.
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Also, it's too cold in the winter up there, but that's not really their fault I suppose.
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Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


Yankees pretty much look down on Southerners, as though we're inferior to them in some way. In reality, Yankees are mostly boorish assholes who Southerners spend little time thinking about except when responding to stupid ass threads like this one. Unless I have to be around a Yankee, they just don't even factor into my thoughts. Also, I don't really hate anyone.
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Yankees are woefully ignorant about why the Civil War was even fought. They have been brainwashed into thinking it was about slavery. They actually think that the North made the decision to send their sons to die in war to save a bunch of slaves from slavery when they themselves had slaves of their own.
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^^^^FUCKING THIS TO THE BILLIONTH POWER^^^^

I'll bet if you asked 100 Yankees what the North's goal was in prosecuting the War of Northern Agression at least 99 of them would say "to free the slaves." Fukken LOL. I guess the victors write the history though. In fact, it was to maintain economic hegemony over the South, whose economy was becoming independent of the North, to the point that we felt we no longer needed the North and said "to hell with you, we are our own country." Without the South's agricultural base to exploit, the North would have become like modern day Detroit, a burnt out wreck.
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Can't spell Lynyrd Skynyrd.
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rofl This ^^^^
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I was born in Oklahoma, raised in Missouri, and lived in Vermont for the past eight years.

I love syrup, poutine, Subarus, hard cider, sugar on snow, and Bernie Sanders.
I also love BBQ, the Chiefs, Branson, Mel Carnahan, and Pabst.

We can all get along.
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Ever heard anyone rave about Minnesota barbeque?



No, can't say that I have.

punchline, please...
 Quoting: Passerby


You never will. There is no punchline. I'm sure there are some decent exceptions, but I've never had good barbeque up north. Good Mexican either for that matter, but there's gotta be a few good places up there, right?
 Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogen


For good Mexican you gotta come to my house! I'm in Maine, but was raised in Los Angeles, CA, and spent the last 12 years there in San Diego. I KNOW how to cook GOOD, basic Mexican food (not the fancy foo-foo "over-thought" restaurant crap). I've been here 12 years and have yet to find any Mexican food better than what comes outta my kitchen. :D

Yeah, I have yet to find a good Mexican restaurant in Maine. And I live just outside Portland, the *big* city here.

Aren't biscuits and gravy bad for your heart??? *ducks and runs* (just joking!)
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We have books in the north, and can read.

Our eye both point in the same direction.

We have teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 661488

Check out the Detroit school system.

A lot of your guys' eyes point in the direction of gay guys' rear ends.

You have teeth, but a lot of your guys don't have testicles. They'd likely trade their choppers for some gonads. They already do that in some parts of New York and San Francisco. Tell ya' what. You could send some dentists down South. The Southern men, in return, could donate some testosterone to the girly men up North.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18243


Living in the south for 5 hellish years, I can speak from experience. The south is like living on a different planet. Don't get me wrong.. all those southerners down there think It's just grrreeeat!! but being that they've never left their county since the day they were born doesn't speak volumes either. To each his own. Fact: the food is terrible, the roads are even worse... the accent??? is that really English? the women... gotta love them, they're all blonde, have the same stupid hairdo and all wear the ugliest things available because the stores all cater to the "old lady" look. It was an education living in NC. I learned that I don't even want to drive through that god awful disgusting state. But that's just my opinion. rant
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Amen. Been stuck in the South a little over 5 yrs...

Oh the grass sure is greener up North!
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Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?
 Quoting: McPlus 661287


Don't hate ya'll. Ya'll have no Southern hospitality. Other than that your alright.
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My family is pure Mississippi, although I've lived up north since my college days.

Southerners don't exactly "hate" Northerners, but they do often feel that Northerners are looking down on them. Kinda hard to really like people you suspect think you're a dumb cracker.
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I'm from NC and I don't hate the north at all. Contrary to what another poster put up, I have been "out of my county" many times since I was born (LOL) and visited many of the states, including several in the north. I do think its "grreeat" here, but like any place on earth, there's issues that could be addressed...especially many of the roads. The way I see it, if your a southerner in the north, or a northerner in the south, and your bashing either place because you think where you're from is so much better, Ive got 2 words for you...go back. Pretty simple really.
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Oh LAWDY, LAWDY, LAWDY.....
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In the north people dont give a good fuck about the southern people. They never enter the mind up there but having been in north carolina for about 5 months now Im amazed at how preoccupied people are with hatred of everybody. It's a lie to say that southern hospitality exists. It exists until you turn your back. Plus the only money in the south cames from the north. It took me four months to find a job in the trades even though i have 13 years experience and most of the work I have to travel north to get to.
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In the north people dont give a good fuck about the southern people. They never enter the mind up there but having been in north carolina for about 5 months now Im amazed at how preoccupied people are with hatred of everybody. It's a lie to say that southern hospitality exists. It exists until you turn your back. Plus the only money in the south cames from the north. It took me four months to find a job in the trades even though i have 13 years experience and most of the work I have to travel north to get to.
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SO why not just go back north? No offense intended, just honest question.
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Rude, always in a rush, pushy, not personable.
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In the north people dont give a good fuck about the southern people. They never enter the mind up there but having been in north carolina for about 5 months now Im amazed at how preoccupied people are with hatred of everybody. It's a lie to say that southern hospitality exists. It exists until you turn your back. Plus the only money in the south cames from the north. It took me four months to find a job in the trades even though i have 13 years experience and most of the work I have to travel north to get to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2704006


And even as a southerner, I can agree with you that southern hospitality does not exist..not in that fairy tale form that seems to be attributed here. Ive never seen it here and Ive been all over. I mean, I hold doors for old ladies and such, but thats not that mythical hospitality. Theres nice people here but Ive met plenty of nice people in my trips to the North too...I have no idea where the idea of southern hospitality came from. Theres assholes here, just like anywhere.
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Yankees are woefully ignorant about why the Civil War was even fought. They have been brainwashed into thinking it was about slavery. They actually think that the North made the decision to send their sons to die in war to save a bunch of slaves from slavery when they themselves had slaves of their own.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1029592


^^^^FUCKING THIS TO THE BILLIONTH POWER^^^^

I'll bet if you asked 100 Yankees what the North's goal was in prosecuting the War of Northern Agression at least 99 of them would say "to free the slaves." Fukken LOL. I guess the victors write the history though. In fact, it was to maintain economic hegemony over the South, whose economy was becoming independent of the North, to the point that we felt we no longer needed the North and said "to hell with you, we are our own country." Without the South's agricultural base to exploit, the North would have become like modern day Detroit, a burnt out wreck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7060099


Very true. Sherman viciously destroyed the South under the command of Grant. If it wasn't under the directive of President Lincoln himself, he still did absolutely nothing to stop Sherman.
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The moment i saw the movie "i spit on your grave"
look into it, i lost respect for all those redneck southerners. They raped a northern girl in the woods, because she was from the north, and i quote the man "wanna know the reason a girl like that wouldn't give it up? Cuz all those city boys are faggots."
and at that point i said Fuck you.
Cousinfuckers.
so rednecks = purge and clean + liquidation
 Quoting: Listen 1448046


This movie was about a woman from New York who was raped by other New Yorkers. The movie had a city vs country theme, not North vs South.
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how far north is a northerner?

Does Missouri count? Or Kansas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653834

Missouri and Kansas have a bit of an identity crisis. They are smack in the middle.
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Sam for Kentucky and West Virginia,, last time I checked they wore blue coats...
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They put cranberries in chicken chili!

#1 --- Chicken Chili ...... "Really"?

#2 --- Cranberries? wtf!
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Re: What do you Southerners hate about Northerners?
Rude.
This isn't by steriotypical ignorance...it's by experience.

New Yorkers are the worst. Trapped in their fake lives of Starbucks and shopping malls, they'd be hard-pressed to survive if infrastructure fails.

Southerners (at least where I'm from) are generally taught how to survive without relying on outside help or technological influence.

It's always funny to me that Northerners label us as stupid...until the best knowledge in the world to have will be a survivalist education. Then we'll be the smartest; Once knowing where to find the best sales at the store doesn't come into play any longer.

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Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada?


We have books in the north, and can read.

Our eye both point in the same direction.

We have teeth.

I'm one of those "pain in the ass" northerners who had to move down South for a job. It certainly is a different world. New Orleans flooding -v- North Dakota/Iowa flooding...there's a world of difference in the attitudes of people who want to be taken care of and those who can take care of themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 654537


Honey, New Orleans ain't the South. Sorry to break it to you. Now, if you were in Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia and/or Tennessee, you would see people immediately breaking out their chainsaws to clear the roads themselves, checking on their neighbors, and sharing what supplies they had with each other. There is no way we would have stood in the streets yelling for help. As a survivor of six hurricaines in a three year period (and was without power for a solid month in the heat of the summer), I have personally experienced how we "inbred, illiterate Southern country hicks" help each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 662353


clappa
well said friend btw i'm from pa. but i love the south and true southerners.
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Yankees are like hemorrhoids... if they come down and go back up they are okay... if they come down and stay down they are a pain in the ass.
 Quoting: Sinanju 662100

That's the best way I have ever heard it put, ever.
 Quoting: No redcoats


Sounds more like Sinanju is having anal sex w/ a northern boy...hence his hemorrhoids!!!? lol.
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You got to keep your slaves and we had to give ours up.

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