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List of Ascension Symptoms

 
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THE ENERGY TRANSFORMATION CENTER© LIST OF ASCENSION SYMPTOMS PART TWO

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*** You KNOW something is happening to your body. Your body feels different and doesn’t respond as it did previously to physical, emotional, mental, and spiritual patterns. Your body just feels “different” and its unexplainable.

*** Your body fluctuates between the inabilities to digest food to feeling hungry all the time, often experiencing cravings that you normally wouldn’t have. It seems your taste for different foods changes, all of a sudden you don’t like what you loved to eat previously, and begin to eat foods that you wouldn’t touch before.

*** Body aches and pains all over or in particular areas. A feeling of “catching” a cold or flu, but not really becoming ill.

*** Blurred vision when reading or looking long distances. Light sparkles in the peripheral vision from time to time.

*** Feeling out of breath, like you can’t breathe deep enough, or breathing too fast for normal comfort.

*** Rapid heart rate that occurs from time to time spontaneously and not related to physical exercise or emotional upset.

*** Blood pressure instability.

*** Pressure and pain in the head, eyes, ears, sinuses, teeth and gums, often times shifting from one side to another.

*** Irritable bowl, diarrhea and constipation. Increased gas in the stomach areas.

*** Feeling ungrounded, disoriented, confused, spacey, lightheaded.

*** Weight gain or loss, suddenly or slowly, especially in the abdomen area.

***. Back pain in any or all areas, up and down the spine, shoulder and neck pain.

*** Hormonal imbalances, which include many symptoms.

*** Changes in body temperatures, increased sensitivity to hot and cold.

*** Fluctuations in blood sugar levels, often going from extreme high to extreme low.

*** A feeling of detachment from family and friends and coworkers.

*** An overall sense of extreme peacefulness even in the midst of chaos.

*** Feeling as you don’t belong, as if you are invisible to others, as if you are a total stranger. A feeling that others can’t hear you, or you can’t hear or see them.

*** Bouts of crying for no apparent reason, bouts of hysterical laughter for no apparent reason.

*** Looking out at your environment and feeling it is a dream world, that it’s not real, it may look fake.

*** The feeling that time is speeding up and you can’t accomplish all you want to.

*** A strong feeling that you are lost, as to whom you are. A feeling of being someone other than you thought you were before.

*** A desire to withdraw from family, friends and habitual patterns that you looked forward to with excitement previously.

*** Abrupt changes in job, friends, living locations.

*** Increased psychic awareness, clairvoyance, clairaudience, clairsentience, heightened intuitiveness.

*** Wild dreams, frightening dreams and visions.

*** Profound sense of connection with angelic and cosmic beings.

*** Increase feeling of Divine Love.

*** Upon rising in the morning, a heightened awareness of Divine Sources.

*** Sharp pains in the head, neck and shoulder areas.

*** Cranial expansion and skull pressure, as explained previously, is the shifting of the cranial as energy integration is occurring.

*** Pressure and pain between the eyebrows.

*** Headache at the base of the skull causing severe pain.

*** Flu-like symptoms, head, nose, eyes, ears, sinuses.

*** Nausea and vomiting for no apparent reason.

*** Diarrhea and constipation.

*** Muscle Aches and pains.

*** Joint aches and pains.

*** Fever and hot and cold fluctuations.

*** Skin rashes, itching, swelling.

*** Extreme fatigue or wide awakeness.

*** A feeling of vibrating or nervousness.

*** Pain in the center of the sternum, lower back and hips.

*** Tingling or the falling asleep of arms, hands or legs.

*** Change in eating habits.

*** Digestion discomforts.

*** Sensory and perceptual changes. You may see and hear more clearly at times than is normal for you or you may see and hear less than is normal. You may experience a shimmering or fading away of objects.

*** Ungrounded, spacey feeling, dizziness.

*** Clumsiness, lack of coordination control.

*** Audio Dyslexia, where someone is speaking but you can’t process the information or make common sense of it.

*** Ringing in ears, hearing beeps, pings, strange sounds.

***Memory Loss.

*** Blowing light bulbs or causing interference in electrical appliances.

***Intense dreams. These might include war and battle dreams, chase dreams or monster dreams.

***Increased "self talk." You'll find yourself talking to your Self more often. You'll suddenly realize you've been chattering away with yourself for the past 30 minutes. There is a new level of communication taking place within your being, and you're experiencing the tip of the iceberg with the self talk.

***A deep longing to go Home. This is perhaps the most difficult and challenging of any of the conditions. You may experience a deep and overwhelming desire to leave the planet and return to Home. This is not a "suicidal" feeling. It is not based in anger or frustration. You don't want to make a big deal of it or cause drama for yourself or other. There is a quiet part of you that wants to go Home.

(OP note: as a christian, i find these ascension symptoms intriguing, as i myself am eliciting many of them. i do not have any concrete views regarding the "ascension' subject. in fact, there seems to be much falsehood integrated in it, although at the same time there is truth present.)
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'itchy rash around vagina'
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this thread has been officially defiled.
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Sounds to me like and anxiety attack.
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Wow, not sure what the Ascension is, but almost all of that describes me about right now. One thing missing...my obsession with this website.
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hf
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I wonder if pooping once in 4 days is part of the list as well lol
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'itchy rash around vagina'
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chuckle
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Ascension my arse...

Sounds like side-effects from all the crap food we have to eat....
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Hello everyone. Has or is anyone experiencing stuff with their ears? There is so much noise in there and pressure and sounds and it's really unomfortable and almost painful. It's obviously worse at night because eveything sem heightened. I would be grateful for any help here. Cheers xxx
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Wow, not sure what the Ascension is, but almost all of that describes me about right now. One thing missing...my obsession with this website.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 554141




the frequency of the earth and all atoms upon it is called ascending/ascension....


this web site obsession should be on the list too!


**** Interests in the fast changing of events in our world's cultures and governments..... definity!!
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Sounds to me like and anxiety attack.
 Quoting: Curtis Loew


Same here. Who knew I've been ascending for the past 20 years...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Sounds to me like and anxiety attack.


Same here. Who knew I've been ascending for the past 20 years...
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


lol
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I believe in the ascension theory but shit, it looks like they took the symptom list of every known ailment that has side effects and put em there.
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Sounds to me like and anxiety attack.
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laugh
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I have this.
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You forgot lucid dreaming.
seeing 1111 or other numbers.

synchronicity


But could all this be getting older?

Aging is the transformation into spirit.
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'itchy rash around vagina'
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lol
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Long list man!
Anyone that has all on that list must be about ready for death so they can get some rest.
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if you have those and don't call it ascension someone will call you nuts.
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definitely a list of side affects from everyday life, unfortunately.
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I'm waiting to move from stasis to the 5-D
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I heard this has to do with the rewiring of the brain and going back to our original vibration.

Anyone experiencing swelling? Seems to be just affecting left side right now. Mostly my foot and my gums on left side.

I cannot assume every symptom is ascension related, but I did not see swelling in your list.

Though I do have the sparkles in the peripheral vision, big heartbeat that comes out of nowhere and that I can feel below my heart too, almost as if it is in my abdomen. Pressure in my head, eyes, and a few others.

I almost fell over when I read the one about blowing lightbulbs. Been doing that for some time. More than that and it happens too often to be coincidence, when I drive past street lights in different parts of the city, they sometimes go out. Different lights all the time. Coincidence? Short circuit in the city system? It is a mystery to me.

Many blessings to all.
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Sounds to me like and anxiety attack.


Same here. Who knew I've been ascending for the past 20 years...
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

abduct Me too!!!!
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You just listed the symptoms for every disease known to man except for ebola.
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just growing older.
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dont forget rectail pains
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If Weight Gain was on the List, then we'd know it is the Truth. :|

Ribbit :

Ps: I'm glad I'm kNot fat. ;)

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withered genitals, puckered sphincter, chronic stupidity....... any of these ring a bell?
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I believe in the ascension theory but shit, it looks like they took the symptom list of every known ailment that has side effects and put em there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 166024

Quite
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