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Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.

 
El puerco de malo
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Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
I'm a little shocked at the cavalier attitude my fellow carnivores have regarding pork. People at GLP don't trust anything the government tells them, but when the government says "Eat Pork" you grab the nearest sausage.

Here's an analogy.

So H1N1 is a virus, and we're told that it's okay to eat, and everyone says "Okay", and cooks up a nice pork loin.

Let's try a different virus.

If you knew that a pig was infected with HIV (just another virus, right?), would you still eat it? Even if it was USDA grade A pork? I suspect not.

Better safe than sorry. I personally can do just fine on beef, chicken and tofu until this is over. But y'all go ahead and support your local pork producer. Enjoy your kielbasa. Just realize that when you put it in your mouth, you may be f*cking yourself with it at the same time.
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I never eat pork anyways. It's just not good to eat an animal with such high intelligence. Many many cultures abhor eating pork for many reasons. Just not good for human consumption.
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
Better safe than sorry. I personally can do just fine on beef, chicken and tofu until this is over. But y'all go ahead and support your local pork producer. Enjoy your kielbasa. Just realize that when you put it in your mouth, you may be f*cking yourself with it at the same time.
 Quoting: El puerco de malo 651707


And you could get mad cow disease from the beef, or bird flu from the chicken. The tofu? Who knows.
Never mind.
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05/03/2009 12:55 AM
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
You make a very good point
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05/03/2009 12:57 AM
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
i like bacon
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i like bacon
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that'll make a nice epithet on your headstone.
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
The key to eating meat is to COOK it! Next, our guts are full of acid that breaks most foods down prior to injestion. Now the main thing is that this flu is mild and appears to have been made in a lab.
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
sandwich

Have another sandwich and go back to sleep.
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Pork is how I know that God loves me. If Jews and Muslims would eat bacon we would have instant world Peace.
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
The key to eating meat is to COOK it! Next, our guts are full of acid that breaks most foods down prior to injestion. Now the main thing is that this flu is mild and appears to have been made in a lab.
 Quoting: Cranky 586322


Okay. And just like GMO food, we don't know the long term effects of ingesting things that were made in the lab.

I'm just curious what type of mindset wouldn't eat one virus, but would eat another. What's the difference?
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:sandwich:

Have another sandwich and go back to sleep.
 Quoting: D. Bunker


Woah, you got the debunker king's attention. You must be onto something. No more pork for me!!

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sandwich

Have another sandwich and go back to sleep.
 Quoting: D. Bunker

Could at least throw some lettuce and tomato on that beast just to pretend it was healthy hehe.
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:sandwich:

Have another sandwich and go back to sleep.
 Quoting: D. Bunker


does your synagogue support your views on eating the cloven hoof? why are you trying to get the gentiles to eat what you won't?

look closely non-chosen ones.
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sandwich

Have another sandwich and go back to sleep.


does your synagogue support your views on eating the cloven hoof? why are you trying to get the gentiles to eat what you won't?

look closely non-chosen ones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 658234


I am not Jewish and regularly eat pork. I am leery of it right now, however.
savetata


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05/03/2009 01:23 AM
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
I'm sorry for being rude. I'm sure you're a good father and husband. Have a nice evening sir.
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i thought a virus needed a living host?
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
sandwich

Have another sandwich and go back to sleep.

Could at least throw some lettuce and tomato on that beast just to pretend it was healthy hehe.
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LoL
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I'm sorry for being rude. I'm sure you're a good father and husband. Have a nice evening sir.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 615200


One should learn to discern sarcasm and I am a mother and wife. You have a nice evening also.
savetata


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I'm sorry for being rude. I'm sure you're a good father and husband. Have a nice evening sir.


One should learn to discern sarcasm and I am a mother and wife. You have a nice evening also.
 Quoting: D. Bunker


i'm half serious. seriously. you made me think about my manners.
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i'm half serious. seriously. you made me think about my manners.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 615200


I sometimes have this effect.
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
I'm a little shocked at the cavalier attitude my fellow carnivores have regarding pork. People at GLP don't trust anything the government tells them, but when the government says "Eat Pork" you grab the nearest sausage.

Here's an analogy.

So H1N1 is a virus, and we're told that it's okay to eat, and everyone says "Okay", and cooks up a nice pork loin.

Let's try a different virus.

If you knew that a pig was infected with HIV (just another virus, right?), would you still eat it? Even if it was USDA grade A pork? I suspect not.

Better safe than sorry. I personally can do just fine on beef, chicken and tofu until this is over. But y'all go ahead and support your local pork producer. Enjoy your kielbasa. Just realize that when you put it in your mouth, you may be f*cking yourself with it at the same time.
 Quoting: El puerco de malo 651707


I don't have to worry about it, my religeon forbids the eating of pork products. (I'm a Moslem Jew....)
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to be honest all this swine talk has had me cravin bacon like an m'fer the past week or so mmmm
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
:sandwich:

Have another sandwich and go back to sleep.


does your synagogue support your views on eating the cloven hoof? why are you trying to get the gentiles to eat what you won't?

look closely non-chosen ones.


I am not Jewish and regularly eat pork. I am leery of it right now, however.
 Quoting: D. Bunker


oops, mistook you for duncan kunz. apologies
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oops, mistook you for duncan kunz. apologies
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Duncan has better legs I am sure.
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oops, mistook you for duncan kunz. apologies



Duncan has better legs I am sure.
 Quoting: D. Bunker


yeah, no...
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I never eat pork anyways. It's just not good to eat an animal with such high intelligence. Many many cultures abhor eating pork for many reasons. Just not good for human consumption.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 666261

exactly my opinion....
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
I'm a little shocked at the cavalier attitude my fellow carnivores have regarding pork. People at GLP don't trust anything the government tells them, but when the government says "Eat Pork" you grab the nearest sausage.

Here's an analogy.

So H1N1 is a virus, and we're told that it's okay to eat, and everyone says "Okay", and cooks up a nice pork loin.

Let's try a different virus.

If you knew that a pig was infected with HIV (just another virus, right?), would you still eat it? Even if it was USDA grade A pork? I suspect not.

Better safe than sorry. I personally can do just fine on beef, chicken and tofu until this is over. But y'all go ahead and support your local pork producer. Enjoy your kielbasa. Just realize that when you put it in your mouth, you may be f*cking yourself with it at the same time.
 Quoting: El puerco de malo 651707


You'll die of obesity before you die of swine flu.
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do you understand concept of cooking?
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do you understand concept of cooking?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 656595


You can cook poop and it may still be edible.
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do you understand concept of cooking?
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Do you understand the concept of not eating sick animals? So you would eat a pig if you knew it contained a virus that could kill you, cuz it was well-done?
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Re: Dear Carnivores: Please answer this pork question.
I had some lovely bacon and eggs on toast this morning, breakfast in bed as well.

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