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Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2009 10:36 PM
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Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I usually read my chapter books in the bathroom...the only problem is I tend to stay in there too long because of it.

The upside, is I get a lot of good, quality reading done!

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05/03/2009 10:39 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
It's none of your business what I do in the bathroom, you perv.
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05/03/2009 10:41 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
Yeah and I prefer to toke some Mary Jane as well while I'm reading. The bathroom can be peaceful & thus comfortable.
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05/03/2009 10:42 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I like reading magazines when I have your normal, everyday poop, but if I have diarrhea--the kind where you go, go back to bed, as soon as you lie down, back to the bathroom, etc. Then I want something I can read for a while.
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05/03/2009 10:48 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I tried reading but I would rather work on my sphincter control.
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05/03/2009 11:15 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I'll be honest. Like to think about complicated issues, Life, think, not read.
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05/03/2009 11:18 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I have young kids. It's my respite. Give me a good long Tolstoy novel any day.
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05/03/2009 11:29 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
This is one creepy data mining question.

But since you asked, I read this book:

poo
[vishuz_manuva]

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05/03/2009 11:30 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I tried reading but I would rather work on my sphincter control.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 625211

LMAO...

I cracked up reading this.

Ah, GLP rocks.
The blackening of roses will send you to the edges of the land/
The emerald tablets of Thoth the Atlantean/
The hands of the mighty Lion of Judah/
Will throw you through the triangular portals of Bermuda/
Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness/
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05/03/2009 11:31 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I like to read while soaking in the bathtub. Very relaxing for me.

But I've ruined a couple of books by dropping them in the water after I dozed off.
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05/03/2009 11:33 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I go both ways. Have read a couple of great novles on the shitter.. but prefer light reading. in a "pinch", no pun inteded, I will read the back of a tooth paste tube or shampoo bottle.
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05/03/2009 11:58 PM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I don't want hemorrhoids, so I don't read on the toilet.
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05/04/2009 12:01 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
Why would reading on the toilet give you 'roids?

I usually have a novel in the bathroom. I refer to it as my bathroom book. Good for long soaks in the tub and such.
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05/04/2009 12:01 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I sit down. Grunt and fart. Squeeze out a long brown loaf. Flush and wipe and flush. Wash my ass. That's it I'm done. When I wanna read I go to the library
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05/04/2009 12:17 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I don't want hemorrhoids, so I don't read on the toilet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 655414


READING makes it come out smoother and easier.
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05/04/2009 12:20 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
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Yeah and I prefer to toke some Mary Jane as well while I'm reading. The bathroom can be peaceful & thus comfortable.
 Quoting:


ya know, maybe you should just go on and roll yourself up and just go on and smoke you, im sure it would be the most potent you have ever had..
I am.. therefore I think
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05/04/2009 12:21 AM
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handheld yahtzee game.
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05/04/2009 12:24 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
Who gives a schitt?
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05/04/2009 12:25 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
I couldn't take a shit without something to read. I read newspapers, magazines, advertisements. I never take a book.
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05/04/2009 12:25 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
handheld yahtzee game.
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Tucker?
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05/04/2009 12:25 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
i prefer to read
or practice somersaults
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Yeah and I prefer to toke some Mary Jane as well while I'm reading. The bathroom can be peaceful & thus comfortable.


ya know, maybe you should just go on and roll yourself up and just go on and smoke you, im sure it would be the most potent you have ever had..
 Quoting: ~Wet_Pain~

Naaaaaah I'll pass, LOL.
The blackening of roses will send you to the edges of the land/
The emerald tablets of Thoth the Atlantean/
The hands of the mighty Lion of Judah/
Will throw you through the triangular portals of Bermuda/
Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness/
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05/04/2009 12:37 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
Neither....but I have been known to wipe my ass with a newspaper now and then chuckle
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05/04/2009 09:02 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
i dont understand people who read books/newspaper while on the toilet. it only takes me like 5 mins to take a dump and i dont wanna hang around reading a book with all the stink.
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05/05/2009 12:11 AM
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Re: Do you prefer light reading or novels in the bathroom??
Stop it or you will get hemmoroids.

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