Women getting taller, men getting shorter, WTF? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 773494 United States 09/19/2010 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You will notice the female Femur bone is getting longer...makes doggy style a bit more challenging... Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTTime to break out a few pillows. LOL My ex-wife is short, so pounding downhill was no problem...but now I've been dating strippers, who typically are tall I've noticed that the only thing making them taller is their femur bone, the one that runs from hip to knee... Stripper(s) in plural? Hmmm... Life if never dull, is it? Life is good! They all seem to have an issue with drugs though... There's always a catch, huh? Well, you will just have to get out your yard stick and go around measuring non-strippers' legs. When you find a pretty one with long femur bones who is not on drugs, invite her over. Make sure you install the stripper pole in the BR first, though. Perhaps this way you can have your "cake" and eat it too. LOL |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT User ID: 1103851 United States 09/19/2010 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You will notice the female Femur bone is getting longer...makes doggy style a bit more challenging... Quoting: FaithTime to break out a few pillows. LOL My ex-wife is short, so pounding downhill was no problem...but now I've been dating strippers, who typically are tall I've noticed that the only thing making them taller is their femur bone, the one that runs from hip to knee... Stripper(s) in plural? Hmmm... Life if never dull, is it? Life is good! They all seem to have an issue with drugs though... There's always a catch, huh? Well, you will just have to get out your yard stick and go around measuring non-strippers' legs. When you find a pretty one with long femur bones who is not on drugs, invite her over. Make sure you install the stripper pole in the BR first, though. Perhaps this way you can have your "cake" and eat it too. LOL Way ahead of you there...I already have my Kate and Edith too...hehe Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
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Dr. House User ID: 717743 United States 09/20/2010 03:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No we all didn't shoot up starting this century, the previous tables were from 1955-1960. As a people, we are growing larger. Not just taller either. Industrialized China is having a growth spurt too, nearly 2 inches of height gain since the last generation, this is largely due to the adoption of a westernized diet. Once India and Pakistan and other middle eastern nations 'westernize' and eat more meat they too will have a sudden growth spurt. The predict that in a few more generation the average male height will be 6'1 to 6'3 and average female height will be 5'11 - 6'1. Sinkhole list: Thread: Sinkholes Updated 28 Dec 2010 find a sinkhole, add it to this thread, please. "Whoever hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." (1 John 3:15, NKJV). |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7694214 Canada 12/25/2011 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What you're seeing is normal. The average height of men is 5'9, so the majority of men are that height and shorter. The media makes it appear that the ave male is at least 6 ft, so we tend to think it odd when we see so many average and little guys. |
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Pulltab User ID: 7432460 United States 12/25/2011 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's entrance exams Short shits and tall ugly bitches are socially unacceptable therefore they study more. Tall jocks and short women get by on their looks. Also, Clifton is a he'll hole, beautiful people do not want to be there, it's a living he'll of muggings at night |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7693921 United States 12/25/2011 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm a college student at the University of Cincinnati and I have noticed something really bizarre at my campus. I'm not sure if it's just a unique characteristic of my campus or if it's a symptom of what's happening to our entire country. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 671369 On my campus I have noticed that many of the guys are short or of below average height. I think the avg height is like 5'11. I would say most guys here are about 5'9. There are a lot of tall women here though. I would place the avg height of women at close to 5'8. Typically, men are suppose to be on avg roughly 4 inches taller than their female counterparts. That is definitely not the case here. Every day I see men holding hands with women who are slightly taller than them. It's kind of funny but it strikes my curioisty. Why are women growing taller while men appear to be getting shorter? it's bcuz they ar efuking w/ the females manipulating their hormones in different ways...like maybe the "pill" and so the females are getting too much estrogen or something that causes them to grow like men...ofcourse we men don't take the pill so we remain the height we currently are. I can tell you that you are right however. I was checking out a dating site and there are alot of TALL women on there even in PA...my area. Alot of them are beautiful..but they're like 6'2" for real! Obviously they are being genetically manipulated in some way. The pill is just one theory. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7693921 United States 12/25/2011 09:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What you're seeing is normal. The average height of men is 5'9, so the majority of men are that height and shorter. The media makes it appear that the ave male is at least 6 ft, so we tend to think it odd when we see so many average and little guys. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7694214 And how does that explain the 6ft tall women we see in abundacne these days...you haven't adressed that? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1530408 United States 12/25/2011 10:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm a college student at the University of Cincinnati and I have noticed something really bizarre at my campus. I'm not sure if it's just a unique characteristic of my campus or if it's a symptom of what's happening to our entire country. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 671369 On my campus I have noticed that many of the guys are short or of below average height. I think the avg height is like 5'11. I would say most guys here are about 5'9. There are a lot of tall women here though. I would place the avg height of women at close to 5'8. Typically, men are suppose to be on avg roughly 4 inches taller than their female counterparts. That is definitely not the case here. Every day I see men holding hands with women who are slightly taller than them. It's kind of funny but it strikes my curioisty. Why are women growing taller while men appear to be getting shorter? Perhaps it is the all them nasty chemicals in Skyline chili and Graeter's ice cream? Cincinnati seems to have a surplus of short, pudgy, nerdy, and socially-awkward men. Wearing cheap knit shirts, jeans, and some form of "athletic" shoe is about the extent of their fashion sense. They smell of axe body spray, are generally too lazy to shave, and get short haircuts so that no measure of styling, effort, or care is needed. One thing I've also observed is they always seem to travel in these little packs - mostly guys they went to high school with, because where you went to high school is pretty much the largest part of your identity in this city. Somehow, this type of guy does seem to survive here in Cincinnati, but I believe it only to be on account of the fact that the women are so rarely presented with an alternative. In most other cities (Atlanta, Nashville, Charlotte, Miami, Dallas, Houston) they'd probably end up being old men cat-herders. It probably works out well that Cincinnatians are so xenophobic, clanish, and unwilling to leave...any other place in the world would take them too far out of their little comfort zone. Nobody would give a shit that they went to St. X, Moeller, or Elder. The women in Cincinnati are a slightly different story. While there are many "plain" ones, Cincy does have more than its fair share of beautiful women, and in a pretty generous variety of "types." If you like blond-haired, blue-eyed, Germanic looking type, you're in luck. There is also a decent amount of the tall, slender, Nordic looking type. The drawback to Cincy women is that they are also a bit socially-awkward at times, and many do not have much of a sense of humor. Do they like taller men from out of town that take care of themselves and can carry a conversation? Absolutely, and they treat them like rock stars. The most amazing thing about "average, ordinary" Cincinnati men is that they treat "average, ordinary" Cincinnati women like dirt. In all my wordly travels, I've never been to a place where the men had more unrealistic expectations than in the Queen City. I suppose, based upon the OP's assertion, that the willingness to hold out for a smokin', "out of his league" babe has paid of for some. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1360138 United States 12/25/2011 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was 5'10 and had a shoe size of 11 by 3rd grade being a female that was considered very tall a decade ago. But, if I look at the younger people of today they eclipse me I feel short. I used to live in a world not so long ago where I felt like a freak because I was so tall for my gender. Not anymore now I am the short person. One good thing that came out of it is I don't have to buy tall sizes anymore because the regular sizes are for what was tall a decade ago. And I can find size 11 shoes in stores when you never could before. So thank you giants! People say the food the water the air the sun yes I guess some sort of fostered mutation is happening. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7570540 United States 11/12/2012 05:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone's getting taller...I'm 6'1, my little Bro is 6'0, my little sis almost 6'4, my older sis is 6'2...but my mom is 5'5 and my dad is 5'4.5.....we have a funny family as you can see Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1103871 My family too! My mom was the tallest in her family (5'3") and my grandparents and other aunts were not 5'. My grandpa, who was a minister, had to stand on a box to see over the podium. My dad is from a taller family, though. My brothers are both 6'4" and my sisters and myself are all over 5'8" - we look so strange at mom's family reunions with all these little people. LOL! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16764653 United States 11/12/2012 05:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tall women have deep vaginas and extra large milk utters. What's the problem? Plus with the growth hormones girls are getting huge tits 5 years before they drive a car. I'm not seeing a problem. As a man though you should eat organic and avoid the poisons. |