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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
 United States
5/5/2009 8:28 PM
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I just received this email today in my inbox. I've copy pasted it to you for your viewing disgust!!! We have all received the overseas "I've inherited a millions dollers, but I need someone to keep it in their bank account for me" blah blah blah...but THIS one takes the cake!!! 
PS: I was already in a bad mood today and this did NOTHING to help that! Stupid stupid stupid! Wish I hadn't opened this!!! 
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Attn;
I am Steve Marthins from the hospitality state (Mississippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.
On the 21st day of December 2008, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq. After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.
In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclearweapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M a fter I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.
I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.
I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq.
I assure and=2 0promise to give you 15% of this fund, however feel free to
negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this
business.
Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission.
Please for the confidentiality of this deal
Kind Regards,
Steve Marthins
Last Edited by Lady Wolf on 5/5/2009 at 8:28 PM
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unclereggie
User ID: 517497
United States
5/5/2009 8:30 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
They never give up! I get 2 or 3 of these in farious flavors every week.  |
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TheGasMan
User ID: 410747
United States
5/5/2009 8:31 PM | |
HannibalTheCannibal
User ID: 664178
 United Kingdom
5/5/2009 8:35 PM
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LOL, say youll have the nukes instead, worth more than a 15% share of 23 million.
In all seriousness though, do you think anybody takes this shit seriously.
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Douggie
User ID: 666203
United States
5/5/2009 8:35 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
I know a chick that answered it. She was "keeping it a secret" so she could surprise everyone. I warned her and told her not to send any money. Of course, that was one of the requirements.
ITs sad to think that they would go into fucking with the military and especially throw in nuclear weapons. Im glad it turned out to be a well known scam.m The nuclear part would have 1/2 of GLP heading for the woods. LMFAO
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gooderboy
User ID: 637825
United States
5/5/2009 8:44 PM
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... that's too funny... lol, I can't even hardly believe that anyone would ever even fall for that kinda crap. But then too, lol, I've fallen for a few 'loads of crap' from folks a time or two... lol, and more as well.... and ouch! |
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Vertol
User ID: 672685
United States
5/5/2009 8:47 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
Did you tell them to send it to obama. |
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ThreshingSword
User ID: 483767
United States
5/5/2009 8:52 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
That's classic! I haven't seen that one. I get a ton of these ridiculous emails all the time. Here's my latest:
From Mrs Rose Houry
Abidjan ivory coast
Attn.
My name is Mrs.Rose Houry . I am a widow and a mother with a son. I know you will see my letter to you as anembarrassment considering the fact that we do not know ourselves. I plead with you to be patient with me and give me audience because I found myself in a situation that I dont have any option than to contact you,so that you can help me in this problem I found myself into, so I feel very pleased to contact you for your assistance and business relationship.
We from sierria Leone My Dear husband Mr Johnson Houry was killed by the gunmen due to his political ambitions and his total fight on the crimes on Humanity the have also order for the confiscation all his public assets including his bank accounts which he has in our country , since his death life has become miserable to my farmily, but we are lucky to have an information痴 of his company fixed deposite account of $18.3 million united states dollars outside our country which i and my son jacob has the all the informations covering the deposit . i am now soliciting for your help to provide a bank account where this fund can be transfer to and invested into a profited venture ,such as
1 Real-Estate
2 Hotel business
3 Gas station
over there in your country since we have decided to go back to our country for any Reason again . you will also help us to have resident permitte to be in your country for our operation with you without any problem. we have decided to compensate you with part of this fund for any of your effort in getting things done for us, which will be discuses after you declare your interest in helping us . you will also save as the director of our establishment which will be done with part of this fund in your country. we are now staying as a refuge in a local hotel here in abidjan ivory coast i will like you to get back to us urgently so that we will give you more details about this transaction if you are honest and carpable in handling the transfer.
we are hoping to hear from your urgently
thanks and god bless.
Mrs Rose Houry
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Mister Obvious  
Senior Forum Moderator
User ID: 669396
United States
5/5/2009 8:55 PM
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Attn;
I am Steve Marthins Quoting: Lady Wolf
This is as far as I got before it became obvious that it was a scam. |
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:02 PM
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Not another bad thing...be back soon  what a day!
Remember...Real Truth Is Self Evident;)
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The Jurist
User ID: 670882
United States
5/5/2009 9:13 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
Go for it
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refugee13
User ID: 655317
United States
5/5/2009 9:16 PM
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Support your local troops...lol
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"So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..."
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A_Leopard_Sanctuary
User ID: 672467
United States
5/5/2009 9:22 PM
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Hehe rare name indeedAttn;
I am Steve Marthins
This is as far as I got before it became obvious that it was a scam. Quoting: Mister Obvious
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Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:33 PM
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Ugh! This day has gone from bad to worse...daughter just called, and SIL is real sick...sounds like he's having an Appendicitis attack...she's at the hospital right now with him, as I convinced her not to wait around to find out if that's what it is...waiting to hear something. Ugh!!
Remember...Real Truth Is Self Evident;)
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:34 PM
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They never give up! I get 2 or 3 of these in farious flavors every week.
Yea...me too, but this is the first one I've received that involves our military! Sheesh!
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:34 PM
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LOL, say youll have the nukes instead, worth more than a 15% share of 23 million.
In all seriousness though, do you think anybody takes this shit seriously. Quoting: HannibalTheCannibal
LOL! Someone MUST else why do these things keep circulating??
Remember...Real Truth Is Self Evident;)
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:36 PM
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I know a chick that answered it. She was "keeping it a secret" so she could surprise everyone. I warned her and told her not to send any money. Of course, that was one of the requirements.
ITs sad to think that they would go into fucking with the military and especially throw in nuclear weapons. Im glad it turned out to be a well known scam.m The nuclear part would have 1/2 of GLP heading for the woods. LMFAO Quoting: Douggie
LOL!!! well...this is a new one. I've never seen it before...I know it's a scam, just not sure how many others will respond to it?? 
Remember...Real Truth Is Self Evident;)
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:37 PM
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... that's too funny... lol, I can't even hardly believe that anyone would ever even fall for that kinda crap. But then too, lol, I've fallen for a few 'loads of crap' from folks a time or two... lol, and more as well.... and ouch! Quoting: gooderboy
Live and learn I guess;)
Remember...Real Truth Is Self Evident;)
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:39 PM
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Did you tell them to send it to obama. Quoting: Vertol 672685
I'm tempted to reply with some sort of smart ass comment, but with my luck today, it would probably set off some Trojan device and crash my computer! Like I said, I probably shouldn't of even opened the damn thing.
Remember...Real Truth Is Self Evident;)
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:46 PM
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Ok...they're running a CAT scan on him to check for the Appendicitis as well as running blood tests. They've given him something for the pain. No fever or body aches so they don't suspect it's viral in nature...that's all I know so far...
Remember...Real Truth Is Self Evident;)
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:50 PM
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That's classic! I haven't seen that one. I get a ton of these ridiculous emails all the time. Here's my latest:
From Mrs Rose Houry
Abidjan ivory coast
Attn.
My name is Mrs.Rose Houry . I am a widow and a mother with a son. I know you will see my letter to you as anembarrassment considering the fact that we do not know ourselves. I plead with you to be patient with me and give me audience because I found myself in a situation that I dont have any option than to contact you,so that you can help me in this problem I found myself into, so I feel very pleased to contact you for your assistance and business relationship.
We from sierria Leone My Dear husband Mr Johnson Houry was killed by the gunmen due to his political ambitions and his total fight on the crimes on Humanity the have also order for the confiscation all his public assets including his bank accounts which he has in our country , since his death life has become miserable to my farmily, but we are lucky to have an information痴 of his company fixed deposite account of $18.3 million united states dollars outside our country which i and my son jacob has the all the informations covering the deposit . i am now soliciting for your help to provide a bank account where this fund can be transfer to and invested into a profited venture ,such as
1 Real-Estate
2 Hotel business
3 Gas station
over there in your country since we have decided to go back to our country for any Reason again . you will also help us to have resident permitte to be in your country for our operation with you without any problem. we have decided to compensate you with part of this fund for any of your effort in getting things done for us, which will be discuses after you declare your interest in helping us . you will also save as the director of our establishment which will be done with part of this fund in your country. we are now staying as a refuge in a local hotel here in abidjan ivory coast i will like you to get back to us urgently so that we will give you more details about this transaction if you are honest and carpable in handling the transfer.
we are hoping to hear from your urgently
thanks and god bless.
Mrs Rose Houry Quoting: ThreshingSword
Yea...Good Lord! You'd think they would at least use a spell checker to make it seem a bit more legit! Btw...how are you? :)
Remember...Real Truth Is Self Evident;)
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Lady Wolf
User ID: 654707
United States
5/5/2009 9:50 PM
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Attn;
I am Steve Marthins
This is as far as I got before it became obvious that it was a scam. Quoting: Mister Obvious
lol! me too!
Remember...Real Truth Is Self Evident;)
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E-BAY NOTIFICATION
User ID: 568001
United States
5/5/2009 10:01 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
But I just took delivery on two (2) FROG 7 rockets?!? Granted, UPS would not deliver them with the nuclear warheads intact so I had to settle on a pair substituted with the chemical weapons dispensers in place... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 589087
United States
5/5/2009 10:02 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
why do they even bother with those?? I mean who falls for that shit?? |
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Winningjob
Create YOUR reality
User ID: 385114
United States
5/5/2009 10:07 PM
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why do they even bother with those?? I mean who falls for that shit?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589087
Some of them are not about falling for the scam..some are simply for phishing...for their own use or to sell your information.
"I'd rather die fighting on my own terms with a rifle in my hands, than to die whimpering and begging for mercy in some ditch with my hands tied behind my back."
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InfoFront
User ID: 530466
United States
5/5/2009 10:10 PM
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The saddest thing is that you know hundreds, if not thousands, of people will fall for this. |
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Cunning_linguist
User ID: 658664
United States
7/4/2009 12:09 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
Tell em you want the nukes.
De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 713502
United States
7/4/2009 12:13 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
I am Steve Marthins from the hospitality state (Mississippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.
On the 21st day of December 2008, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq. After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.
In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclearweapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M a fter I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.
I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.
I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq.
I assure and=2 0promise to give you 15% of this fund, however feel free to
negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this
business.
Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission.
Please for the confidentiality of this deal
Kind Regards,
Steve Marthins Quoting: Lady Wolf
Apparently the Nigerians moved to the US Army |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 718043
United States
7/4/2009 12:13 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
Ok...they're running a CAT scan on him to check for the Appendicitis as well as running blood tests. They've given him something for the pain. No fever or body aches so they don't suspect it's viral in nature...that's all I know so far... Quoting: Lady Wolf
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 153788
United States
7/4/2009 12:19 PM | | Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! | Quote |
why do they even bother with those?? I mean who falls for that shit?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589087
If my girlfriends father had a computer, he would!
It seems the shit-for-brains already gave 12 thousand dollars to a Jamaican sweepstakes scam and was ready to give 4 thousand more when a neighbor of his caught wind of it and told the police.
I actually believe he was pissed that the police stepped in and 'ruined his chance' to get his 'million dollars' that they assured he had won. They did tell him, after all, not to tell anyone! What a shithead! |
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Mr. Predictor
Forum Moderator
User ID: 287257
United States
7/4/2009 12:21 PM
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Re: BMW Automobile Company‏
From: u.kaspar@bluewin.ch (u.kaspar@bluewin.ch)
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Sat 7/04/09 3:20 AM
To:
The BMW Automobile Company, Congratulate you as one of our Ten(10) Star Prize Winner. You won (£750,000.00GBP) and a new BMW 2009 X6Drive Car. Contact claims director Mr. David Robinson with: Full name/Contact address/Sex/Tel/Occupation/Age/Country.
E-mail: bmwchamber-department@live.com
Phone #: +447035935644
maybe Nigeria is outsourcing to China now
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