Why are women such bitches?

Good morning to you, too!!!



Signed,

A Bitch

Because men beat each other senseless and get it out of their systems while women think they are being kind by holding it in and being passive aggressive.

Programming

and hormones

one day its: i love you honey bunchies

and the next day its: fuck you i hate you

It's almost evening here baby (6:00PM) :tomato:

It is now the aquarian age, females feel their role and are upset becuase the image we all try to portray does not fit their galactic emotion to be a leader and more assertive in situations that we predict male dominence.

in that case ---

:fanged:

lol... you called me baby...

O.U.C.H.

Because we have to deal with men, who are quick to forgive and immune to barbs and criticisms. So to get under their skin you have to be nasty, unforgiving, vindictive, jealous, backbiting, gossipping and catty.

Say a man eats all the food in your refrigerator and then scrapes up the side of your car out bar hopping with his buddies and then tells you he's feeling suffocated. He's immune to barbs and criticisms. How are you gonna get through to him?

Well...don't piss us off honey. Real simple.


No but seriously, insecurity in a relationship is bad. I know what you mean OP...but it can go both ways too. Men can be insecure, unforgiving, jealous everything you stated. Its not just us women.

don't take this thread to seriously

theres a technical problem...they cant be DOGS

Just remember to give us everything we want and we'll be fine.

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I'll tell you the same thing I tell my daughter, about how to get through to assholes

You push him through the door and then kick his ass to the curb.
You can do much better for yourself.

yes and it is a positive thing for men

later when they think that you've made up you can bang them rough and think them a whore (which may be another secret woman plan....)

also if you ever split -no guilt- bitch- who cares

(alot of bitchy women happen to be good looking so this works out twofold- good puss- and you can split afor it gets fat)

i for one welcome bitches - especially looking down at that foul mouth put to use

every man feels suffocated. At some point or another..not always, but at certain intervals, men just want to get the hell away from their girl/wife and fuck some young colleg chick. Every Man feels this way, few act on it. If its really, really easy for him, then every man pretty much takes that opportunity.....

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is that dachshund male or female? if male then DOG...if female then bitch...simple ; )

Just remember to give us everything we want and we'll be fine.

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I know the difference, silly. ;)

I just can't tell about the dog in my avatar.

Eh, it doesn't really matter - I'm switching it out today.

Same dumbass song...99th verse.

Because there's that alleged goldmine between their legs that they use to bribe the male. You give me what I want or no poontang.

RED ALET RED ALERT RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This red alert is issued to anybody below the age of 24. By the age of 24 , if you havent already learned this, we consider you a lost cause.



-- Do not give a woman everything she wants. Teach her to learn too love what you give her. Which should be very little.

It does take years of conditioning, practice, reengineering and commitment to learn the techinques of womantraining. Most wash out and end up alone, gay or millionares.

Its a very dangerous practice so take it easy at first. Dont jump into head first or sadly, you'll get put down really hard. Its a terrible thing to witness and I wouldnt wish it on my worse enemy.

For now: Do not get sucked into the above posters propaganda/mantra. Some subjects sont even realize they are doing it, but rest assured, its a collective action from the female gender, used to further their personal and collective agendas.....beware...

women are supposed to be stronger minded while men are weaker minded.

now they're just taking advantage of us and tehre are no excuses.

It took me years ta get at my current Bitch stage,i want give it up and you cant make me!

Men are vindictive, unforgiving, nasty, jealous, backbiting bitches, too.

women can be very cruel, and like to take advantage of men. they also have a lot of "excuses" going back to when men used to supposedly take advantage of them. and they applaud each other for being such bitches.

women are nastier than men. for they support evil men.