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No need for a cake mix, easiest cake ever !

Pineapple Cake

2 cups flour
2 cups sugar
2 eggs
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp vanilla
1 can crushed pineapple w/juice

Mix in a bowl and bake at 350 degrees 45 minutes


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Cream Cheese Frosting

1 pkg cream cheese
1/2 cup butter
1 1/2 cups XXXX sugar
1 tsp vanilla

Beat until creamy and spread on warm cake
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5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well...
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.


And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
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1. Pick up the phone
2. Speak to restaurant
3. Make reservations
4. Drive to restaurant
5. Order food
6. Eat food made by someone else & cleaned up by someone else

Best thing I make for dinner!! LOL
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Water: Pour into glass, drink.
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Printed that pineapple cake recipe...sounds easy and yummy! Thanks.
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Water: Pour into glass, drink.
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What about powdered water?? What do you add to that smarty??
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Grilled Flank Steak

Dump the following in a glass pan:
some Worcestershire sauce, some balsamic vinegar, a little bit of soy sauce, loads of pepper, garlic or garlic powder. With the tip of a sharp knife, stab the hell out of the steak. Put it in the fridge for an hour. Slap it on a hot grill. Grill 7 minutes on each side. Slice on bias.
The steak will melt in your mouth.
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Pot Roast

Place about 1/2 cup of olive oil in a deep roasting pan.
Add a 2-3lb roast and heat on high, browning all sides.
Reduce heat to medium and add about 1 cup of water.
Add some crushed garlic, salt, and pepper. Reduce heat to medium low and cover tightly for about an hour. Add chopped celery, carrots, and potatoes. Cook about 30 minutes longer.

Yummy.
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easy chocolate cake for dieters:

1 chocolate fudge cake mix (generic is fine)
1 can diet coke

Mix, pur in pan or muffin pan - bake as directed.

Sounds strange but it's really good actually! no eggs, no oil, etc.. just a can of diet soda.

You can change it up by using strawberry cake mix and diet strawberry soda, or yellow cake with diet sprite, etc...
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Easier.

5 to xx eggs.
Bacon

Put bacon cut to pieces in hot pan and let it sweat.
Add eggs.

Customize with everything else available in the freezer that has not developed conciousness over the last weeks.
Cooking also kills bacteria and other nasty stuff that may have developed but DOES NOT remove poisons left by fungi.

To neutralize those potential health hazards consume the meal with alcoholic beverages.

Cheap, fast, many flavours possible.
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Easy Peanut Butter Cookies

1 egg

1 cup sugar

1 cup peanut butter

place ingredients into bowl,

mix well,

place on buttered cookie sheet in small balls evenly spaced,

bake at 350 degrees for 10 mins (depends on your oven)

cool slightly, remove, repeat, enjoy

I think it makes about 3 1/2 dozen. Good for the kids to help make as well.
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Brown a pound of ground round or ground sirloin. Drain half the liquid from a can of green beans. Pour remainder of beans and liquid over ground beef. Top with store biscuits or homemade bisquick biscuits. Pour 1 can of cream soup (mushroom, chicken, celery) mixed with half a can of milk over the pan. Bake at 350 til biscuits are done.
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crab quiche

4oz can o crab lumps
1 1/2 cups mozzarella 2% skim or will oily.
1 tbsp all purpose flour
4 tbsp green onion minced

Mix all that above!

add this and mix into dry stuff's


1 cup o milk
1/3 cup o parsley flakes
dash nutmeg
salt and pepper to liking
2 eggs..beaten

looks like a mess-but ths will fill a pie crust and bakes, eats, travels, GREAT!

375 for about 25-30 minutes
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Oh and you can add a hersheys kiss on top of the cookies as well while still warm. Forgot that sorry. :)
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Slice Nathan's hot dogs into nickels. Fry in a dab of butter until browned and a bit crisped. Add can of Bush's grillin beans, lower heat. Should be warmed through in a minute or two and ready for breakfast!

Last Edited by Jackinthebox on 05/11/2009 12:31 PM
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


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No need for a cake mix, easiest cake ever !

Pineapple Cake

2 cups flour
2 cups sugar
2 eggs
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp vanilla
1 can crushed pineapple w/juice

Mix in a bowl and bake at 350 degrees 45 minutes


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Cream Cheese Frosting

1 pkg cream cheese
1/2 cup butter
1 1/2 cups XXXX sugar
1 tsp vanilla

Beat until creamy and spread on warm cake

 Quoting: SkyWatcher

Energy bars.....

2 cups honey
1/2 cup of soy milk
8 tblspns oil (I use grape seed)
3 tblespoons of raw cocoa
Heat until blended
add 3 cups (or more) of oats
1/4 cup of peanut butter
vanilla
mix and refrigerate.
I usually add more oats to make them a little more solid.
They come out pretty good and will give you that boost as needed.

Last Edited by Douggie on 05/11/2009 12:32 PM
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I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel.

By the way....which ones pink?
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Drain liquid from canned chicken. (or use fresh cooked chicken)

Mix chicken with sour cream, chives, salt, pepper, or whatever spices you like.

Unroll a can of refrigerated croissant rolls. Instead of separating each triangle, leave two triangles together for a square.

Put the chicken mix in the square, seal and bake at the temp recommended on the croissant tube.
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best salad dressing ever(and healthy too!)

1/8th olive oil
1/8th red wine vinegar
1/2 squeezed lime
1 small glove minced garlic
pinch of sea salt
some fresh ground pepper

best ever, kills premade bought from store
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crab quiche

4oz can o crab lumps
1 1/2 cups mozzarella 2% skim or will oily.
1 tbsp all purpose flour
4 tbsp green onion minced

Mix all that above!

add this and mix into dry stuff's


1 cup o milk
1/3 cup o parsley flakes
dash nutmeg
salt and pepper to liking
2 eggs..beaten

looks like a mess-but ths will fill a pie crust and bakes, eats, travels, GREAT!

375 for about 25-30 minutes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 981

This looks like a great crab quiche recipe. Been wanting one for years but couldn't find a good one.
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Boil water
Open Ramen pack
Dump into boiling water
Add flavor pack
Hope for the best
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Breakfast casserole

Brown a lb. of pork.

Add a few frozen hash browned potatoes or bread cubes.

Salt and/or pepper.

Beat a few eggs and pour over the mix.

Cheese may be added.

Bake at 350 til the eggs don't jiggle in center.
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Artichoke Chicken

4 chicken breast halves
1/2 cup mayo
1/2 cup parmesan cheese
1 t garlic powder
dash of white pepper

Drain can of atrichokes and chop fine. Mix remaining ingredients and slather over chicken breast (both sides. Bake at 375 for 30 minutes until golden brown on top. Check for doneness before serving.

Serve with a bright green or red veggie and yellow rice (for color).
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Printed that pineapple cake recipe...sounds easy and yummy! Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 113248

Carrot cake with a can of crushed pineapple is good too. Just don't add the liquid or water when making the cake. I like to add walnuts to mine.
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French Toast Casserole

Butter an 8X8 baking dish

Pour in 5 cups bread cubes

Mix 1 1/2 cups milk with 1/4 cup sugar,
1/4 t. salt, 1 t. vanilla, 1/2 t. nutmeg, 1 t. ground cinnamon, and a T. softened butter.

Pour milk mix over bread cubes

Let stand in refrigerator overnight. Bake at 350 for approx. 50 min. Serve with or without syrup.
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Antipasti salad:



1 1/2 boxes tri-colored pasta. Boiled al dente.

One pint of cherry tomatos, halved.

One can black olives (sliced or whole, your preference.)

Bundle of fresh asparagus, steamed but still firm, chopped into large pieces. (I use this in place of traditional artichoke hearts. But canned asparagus is too mushy, so dont try that.)

Big ball of fresh mozzerella, hand torn. (Other cheeses such as provolone or parmesan are not always enjoyed by all guests, but can be added to your preference.)

Salami, about a third pound, sliced into pie wedges. (Make sure to tell them to slice it really thick if you get it from the deli counter.)

Pepperoni, cubed, or cut in strips. (You want it to be differentiated in shape from the salami. And again, thick-sliced if from the deli.)

Season with plenty of oregano, cracked black pepper, a little bit of crushed red pepper if you like, some garlic powder an onion powder to taste.

Toss with a GOOD olive oil (I like an import from Tuscany) and some descent balsamic vinegar.

Buon appetito!

Last Edited by Jackinthebox on 05/11/2009 12:51 PM
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Greek shrimp.

1 lb shrimp, peeled.
1 can crushed tomatos
1 bottle newmans own oil & vinager dressing
1 large sweet onion, chopped
8 oz feta cheese

Place shrimp in baking dish. Add tomatos, onion. Pour nemans own over ingredients. Crumble feta cheese over top.
Bake for 30 miutes @ 350.
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Boil water
Open Ramen pack
Dump into boiling water
Add flavor pack
Hope for the best
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rofl

There's so many good recipes posted, I want to try a few of them already ! And Easy Peasy hf
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