Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,526 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,999,748
Pageviews Today: 2,692,618Threads Today: 581Posts Today: 10,864
06:41 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Post your Easy Recipes Here !

 
AsperGirl

User ID: 658410
United States
05/11/2009 07:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Here's another recipe from our survival food pantry that the husband loves. He just called and asked for it for tonight:

Spaghetti with Red Clam Sauce

2 7 oz cans clams, with liquid
1/2 cup olive oil
1 small onion, sliced or 2 tsp dried onion
2 small cloves garlic, minced
1/2 cup dry white wine
1 6 oz can Contadina organic tomato paste.
1 or more green chile peppers, seeded and chopped
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley or 2 tbsp dried
salt and pepper, to taste

Heat oil in a skillet and cook onion until lightly browned. Add minced garlic, wine, tomato paste, reserved clam liquor and chiles. Cook over high heat for 20 minutes while boiling pasta.

Add minced clams and the parsley. Season with salt and pepper and heat through.

Pour over freshly cooked pasta and serve immediately.
SkyWatcher (OP)

User ID: 630753
United States
05/11/2009 08:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Easy Peanut Butter Cookies

1 egg

1 cup sugar

1 cup peanut butter

place ingredients into bowl,

mix well,

place on buttered cookie sheet in small balls evenly spaced,

bake at 350 degrees for 10 mins (depends on your oven)

cool slightly, remove, repeat, enjoy

I think it makes about 3 1/2 dozen. Good for the kids to help make as well.
 Quoting: LordKAS 672756


OK, I just made the cookies and they are great, and so easy ! The dough is sticky with no flour but I put water from the faucet on my hands and they rolled nicely, put the fork under water to press them.
I think I'm on my 5th one, thanks for the recipe
hf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 676109
United States
05/11/2009 08:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
step 1. Buy an apple.
step 2. rinse in clean water.
step 3. eat and enjoy.

Dispose of the seeds and core anywhere you want, or you can even eat them.


Variation: put apple slices and cheddar cheese cubes on a plate, bite of apple, bite of cheese ....repeat

tounge
 Quoting: SkyWatcher 630753



apple slices sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon. drizzle on some honey and can even add chopped nuts. add whipped cream and cherry if you are feeling adventurous. afro
Jackinthebox

User ID: 666758
United States
05/11/2009 08:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Imitation Crab Linguine

1 Box linguine, boiled.

1 package imitation crab chunks, lightly fried in butter.

Melt down a little more butter in there when you have the crab nice.

Toss with lemon pepper and a little garlic powder.

You might also try adding some chopped up pan fried onion. Or some reconstituted dried soup greens, or a Lipton veggie dip packet, or even some veggie boullion.

Could add chopped clams too probably if you have some around.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 673654
United States
05/11/2009 08:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
30 million sperm ejaculated into one ovulating vag. stir for 10 minutes and let it sit for a few days.
Jackinthebox

User ID: 666758
United States
05/11/2009 08:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Veggies a little bland?

Try adding a sprinkle of sugar and butter to the corn. (Not technically a veggie though of course.)

Bag of baby carrots. Pan fry in butter, then add some sugar and honey as the carrots begin to soften a bit. You want to get them browned at least on one side, but be careful not to burn. You might want to add some water at first to get them softened a little. Might have to try it a few times to get the timing right for your preferred doneness. Don't want them too crunchy or too mushy.

Bag of frozen Italian Green Beans (or regular if you can't get these.) Heat them up in a pan along with some Kraft Sun Dried Tomato dressing.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
Poe

User ID: 676194
United States
05/11/2009 08:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Veggies a little bland?

Try adding a sprinkle of sugar and butter to the corn. (Not technically a veggie though of course.)

Bag of baby carrots. Pan fry in butter, then add some sugar and honey as the carrots begin to soften a bit. You want to get them browned at least on one side, but be careful not to burn. You might want to add some water at first to get them softened a little. Might have to try it a few times to get the timing right for your preferred doneness. Don't want them too crunchy or too mushy.

Bag of frozen Italian Green Beans (or regular if you can't get these.) Heat them up in a pan along with some Kraft Sun Dried Tomato dressing.
 Quoting: Jackinthebox

Honey and dill is good on carrots too.
“Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
~ Charlotte Whitton
mercury2

User ID: 670509
Canada
05/11/2009 09:08 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Fast vegetarian chili

green pepper, or other peppers, chopped up and sauteed in large skillet with olive oil and lots of oregano

When peppers are mostly done add

a can of diced tomatoes

a can of beans

lots of chili powder, cayenne

heat through

add a few crushed garlic cloves before serving

Eat with

crushed tortilla chips
grated cheese
salsa or hot sauce

If you make enough to have leftovers you can have it over rice the next day.
"
Within you is a limitless, unborn potential of creativity and substance... (T)he tragedy can become a blessing, the disadvantage can become an advantage, the failure can become an opportunity and the disappointment can become God's appointment."

- Eric Butterworth
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 364070
United States
05/11/2009 09:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
hotdog
Poe

User ID: 676194
United States
05/11/2009 09:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well...
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.


And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 676374

Ok, just tried this. SO easy and delicious!! Dangerous, indeed.
“Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
~ Charlotte Whitton
Treasure Bound

User ID: 609579
United States
05/11/2009 09:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
didn't read all 6 pages so forgive me if this is a repeat

DUMP CAKE

1 large can of cherry pie filling (can use whatever fruit pie filling you'd like---I like the cherry for this)
1 large can of crushed pineapple
1 yellow cake mix
1 cup chopped pecans (any nut will do--or leave out for those that don't enjoy nuts)
1 stick of butter (melted)


in a 13 x 9 pan (give it a shot of pam non stick spray)


layer the following in this order:

crushed pineapple--juice and all
cherry pie filling (after this stir the pineapple and cherry around a bit--not much just a little)
Next layer DRY cake mix on top of fruits
Next sprinkle chopped pecans
Next drizzle melted butter all over top

Bake at 350 for 20 to 25 mins.......depending on your oven, just make sure that you don't burn the top. ENJOY!
"We don't inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children"--Native-American proverb

People were created to be loved while things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is that, things are being loved and people are being used

:Treasures122:

In Solidarity with Janey
[link to i25.photobucket.com]
mercury2

User ID: 670509
Canada
05/11/2009 09:31 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Guest post from my boyfriend:


Rockem Smashem spuds and carrots

A few potatoes

A few carrots

Boil these until cooked

Before mashing the potatoes and carrots together put in a bit of milk, butter, crushed garlic, half a cup of cream cheese.

Mash these together.

Throw a bit of parsley flakes on top to finish it off.

That's it.

------------------------------------------------

He peels the potatoes and carrots.

It's very good. You probably need a potato masher to have it come out right. I finally acquired one after living 25 years without one. (the boyfriend just quipped that it is him)
"
Within you is a limitless, unborn potential of creativity and substance... (T)he tragedy can become a blessing, the disadvantage can become an advantage, the failure can become an opportunity and the disappointment can become God's appointment."

- Eric Butterworth
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 675867
United States
05/11/2009 09:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Atomic Nut Balls

1 cup of flour
1/4 cup heavy cream
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 cup plutonium

Mix well and die.
Jackinthebox

User ID: 666758
United States
05/11/2009 09:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
didn't read all 6 pages so forgive me if this is a repeat

DUMP CAKE

1 large can of cherry pie filling (can use whatever fruit pie filling you'd like---I like the cherry for this)
1 large can of crushed pineapple
1 yellow cake mix
1 cup chopped pecans (any nut will do--or leave out for those that don't enjoy nuts)
1 stick of butter (melted)


in a 13 x 9 pan (give it a shot of pam non stick spray)


layer the following in this order:

crushed pineapple--juice and all
cherry pie filling (after this stir the pineapple and cherry around a bit--not much just a little)
Next layer DRY cake mix on top of fruits
Next sprinkle chopped pecans
Next drizzle melted butter all over top

Bake at 350 for 20 to 25 mins.......depending on your oven, just make sure that you don't burn the top. ENJOY!
 Quoting: Treasure Bound


You've posted that before. Sounds real good. But you gotta give it a new name. Sounds like a name for a chocolate cake instead. Lol.

Last Edited by Jackinthebox on 05/11/2009 09:55 PM
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
Sandpiper
User ID: 677123
United States
05/11/2009 09:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
My children wanted these for church parties, spend the nights, and company over. SO here goes...
One stick of butter melted, with 1 cup of brown sugar, and one cup of crushed pecans. Line a baking pan with Graham crackers and pour the mixture over them. Put into oven at 350 and bake until the mixture is settled. Cool and enjoy! I promise these will not last long.
mercury2

User ID: 670509
Canada
05/11/2009 09:39 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Fast Lentil Soup


Clean one cup lentils

in a large saucepan

add 3 or 4 cups of water

bring to boil, reduce heat and simmer 15 minutes

add:

2 carrots, grated
3 - 4 celery stalks, chopped fine

some chopped green onion is good too.

Season with sea salt, oregano, thyme, pepper.

Cook about 7 minutes

add spinach, preferably the kind that comes frozen loose in a bag, otherwise chopped fresh spinach. The kind that comes frozen in a block would be okay if you thaw it first I guess. I don't use that kind.

Cook a few minutes more til spinach is done. Doesn't take long

Edited to add: Forgot to add a can of diced tomatoes, at the end of cooking time!

Add pressed garlic before serving, maybe some olive oil, cayenne, and lots of lemon juice, lemon juice is the key.

it is better the next day too when the flavors have had a chance to blend.

Last Edited by Vision Thing on 05/11/2009 10:05 PM
"
Within you is a limitless, unborn potential of creativity and substance... (T)he tragedy can become a blessing, the disadvantage can become an advantage, the failure can become an opportunity and the disappointment can become God's appointment."

- Eric Butterworth
Sandpiper
User ID: 677123
United States
05/11/2009 09:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Another easy one: Crescent rolls, unroll, divide and make the triangles,, place on a cookie sheet, cover with mayonnaise or butter, open can of asparagus and put three or four on each triangle, cover with Swiss chess, leave in the opened roll position, cook until the crescents are done and the cheese is melted. This is so good and easy.
SkyWatcher (OP)
User ID: 630753
United States
05/11/2009 11:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Another easy one: Crescent rolls, unroll, divide and make the triangles,, place on a cookie sheet, cover with mayonnaise or butter, open can of asparagus and put three or four on each triangle, cover with Swiss chess, leave in the opened roll position, cook until the crescents are done and the cheese is melted. This is so good and easy.
 Quoting: Sandpiper 677123


That sounds great ! I'm going to have to stock up on crescent rolls for this and the other recipes earlier LOL.

Easy Glazed Carrots

Throw a bag of baby carrots in a pan, add
2 tbsp butter, 1/3 cup brown sugar and a cup of water
Bring to a boil and lower the heat a little ,cook and stir until the water has evaporated, about 25-30 minutes.
Hillcrest

User ID: 392015
United States
05/11/2009 11:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Easy Glazed Carrots

Throw a bag of baby carrots in a pan, add
2 tbsp butter, 1/3 cup brown sugar and a cup of water
Bring to a boil and lower the heat a little ,cook and stir until the water has evaporated, about 25-30 minutes.
 Quoting: SkyWatcher 630753


yum... I will try these using honey in place of brown sugar.
Water always wins. :sun:
Jackinthebox

User ID: 666758
United States
05/11/2009 11:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Easy Glazed Carrots

Throw a bag of baby carrots in a pan, add
2 tbsp butter, 1/3 cup brown sugar and a cup of water
Bring to a boil and lower the heat a little ,cook and stir until the water has evaporated, about 25-30 minutes.


yum... I will try these using honey in place of brown sugar.
 Quoting: Hillcrest


You'll still want some sort of sugar to thicken up the glaze a little. Let the carrots brown just a bit for a smoky flavor, but be careful not to burn. Keep em moving once the glaze starts to set.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 106290
United States
05/12/2009 12:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Honey Granola

3 cups dry oatmeal
1/2 cup margarine (1 stick)(I use butter)
1/2 cup honey
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup each nuts and dried fruit (optional)

Melt the margarine in a 3-quart saucepan over medium heat.

Add the honey and salt.

Heat the honey briefly with the margarine and then add the oatmeal. Stir it up nicely.

Turn the mixture onto an ungreased cookie sheet, the kind with shallow sides; a large 9 by 13-inch pan works well too.

Spread the granola out evenly and bake it at 375° for 10 minutes. It should be a toasty brown. Now remove it from the oven and allow it to cool and crisp up right there in the pan. Store it in a clean coffee can or sealed canister. Add the nuts and dried fruit, if you are using them, when the granola is cool.

(I use my dehydrator, then add the nuts and dried fruit after it's done. Cranberries and/or cherries are really good in it. Good sprinkled over yogurt too.)
ambiguity unlimited

User ID: 677167
United States
05/12/2009 12:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
toss "juniors" microwavable cheeseburger in microwave... press "1" button... remove when micro dings... unwrap... eat... repeat as required....
nurse 68
User ID: 668729
Australia
05/12/2009 12:13 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
bump

some great recipes
nurse 68
User ID: 668729
Australia
05/12/2009 12:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
A easy fun recipe to do with kids. VERY ADDICTIVE


COCONUT GOLF BALLS
I packet of 250gm plain biscuits (Maires)
1 tin of condensed milk
1 tsp of coco powder
1 cup of dessicant coconut

crush biscuits in plastic bag with rolling pin OR food processor. (find the latter to be very therapeutic PMS week)
In a large bowl place crushed biscuits coco powder 1/2 cup of coconut and condensed milk.
Using hands combine ingredients grease hands with butter
roll into balls
roll balls in remaining coconut
place balls in fridge (recommend you hide them from kids and husbands) for 1/2hr
Hillcrest

User ID: 392015
United States
05/12/2009 12:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Easy Glazed Carrots

Throw a bag of baby carrots in a pan, add
2 tbsp butter, 1/3 cup brown sugar and a cup of water
Bring to a boil and lower the heat a little ,cook and stir until the water has evaporated, about 25-30 minutes.


yum... I will try these using honey in place of brown sugar.


You'll still want some sort of sugar to thicken up the glaze a little. Let the carrots brown just a bit for a smoky flavor, but be careful not to burn. Keep em moving once the glaze starts to set.
 Quoting: Jackinthebox


thank you...the sugary stuff can be tricky..

Last Edited by Hillcrest on 05/12/2009 12:31 AM
Water always wins. :sun:
Hillcrest

User ID: 392015
United States
05/12/2009 12:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
toss "juniors" microwavable cheeseburger in microwave... press "1" button... remove when micro dings... unwrap... eat... repeat as required....
 Quoting: ambiguity unlimited


hello... have you been gone? I haven't seen you for awhile... rose
Water always wins. :sun:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 106290
United States
05/12/2009 12:32 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
A easy fun recipe to do with kids. VERY ADDICTIVE


COCONUT GOLF BALLS
I packet of 250gm plain biscuits (Maires)
1 tin of condensed milk
1 tsp of coco powder
1 cup of dessicant coconut

crush biscuits in plastic bag with rolling pin OR food processor. (find the latter to be very therapeutic PMS week)
In a large bowl place crushed biscuits coco powder 1/2 cup of coconut and condensed milk.
Using hands combine ingredients grease hands with butter
roll into balls
roll balls in remaining coconut
place balls in fridge (recommend you hide them from kids and husbands) for 1/2hr
 Quoting: nurse 68 668729


It looks very good. Would "biscuits" be like a shortbread type cookie? And is dessicant coconut the same as powdered coconut? Thank you. Can't wait to try it. hf
ambiguity unlimited

User ID: 677167
United States
05/12/2009 12:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
toss "juniors" microwavable cheeseburger in microwave... press "1" button... remove when micro dings... unwrap... eat... repeat as required....


hello... have you been gone? I haven't seen you for awhile... rose
 Quoting: Hillcrest

far gone...lol here for my quarterly visit.... not much has changed....
Hillcrest

User ID: 392015
United States
05/12/2009 12:35 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
toss "juniors" microwavable cheeseburger in microwave... press "1" button... remove when micro dings... unwrap... eat... repeat as required....


hello... have you been gone? I haven't seen you for awhile... rose

far gone...lol here for my quarterly visit.... not much has changed....
 Quoting: ambiguity unlimited


good to see you again. sun
Water always wins. :sun:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 106290
United States
05/12/2009 12:42 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Post your Easy Recipes Here !
Great-Grandma Millie’s Shoo Fly Pie

Liquid mixture ingredients:
1 c. brown sugar
3 tbsp. flour
1/2 c. molasses
1 beaten egg
2 c. hot water
1 tsp. baking soda

In large saucepan, mix all liquid mixture ingredients, expect the baking soda. Bring the mixture to a boil, stir until thick. Remove from heat. Stir in baking soda. Allow mixture to slightly cool while preparing dry mixture.

Dry ingredients:
2 c. flour
1/2 c. butter
1 c. brown sugar

Combine dry mixture in a separate bowl. Blend with fork or pastry blender until evenly crumbly.
Divide the liquid into two uncooked pie shells. Top with the dry mixture. Bake at 350 degrees, for 35-40 minutes.

News








We're dropping truth bombs like it's the end of days!