Black Ops is Coming for us ALL Right NOW!

I was sitting here like a good sheep simply browsing through the GLP threads, doing no one any harm, when I heard a vehicle come up the stone driveway.

My dog barked and the forest suddenly went silent, but when I peeked out the back door I could see no one in sight. Thinking it could have been the neighbors across the way popping by their house again (as they do sometimes at night to feed the pets) I shrugged it off and went back to my GLP browsing.

Suddenly, I felt something on my foot which was underneath the computer desk... I shook my foot and saw something crawl away out of the corner of my eye. I quickly stood and then realized it was one heck of a large hairy spider for these parts, so I did what any manly man would do - I screamed like a girl and floated backwards like a fairy shaking violently while making "ugagagooohh-icccckkkk" noises.

At that very moment I heard the vehicle I heard before and this time it was departing.

I grabbed the fly swatter and beat the living daylights out the spider until there was a four foot crater in my floor. I then put the spider back together and studied it. It is definitely a Brown Recluse.

The evidence is damning! Some special black ops units stealthly drove their vehicle up my driveway, parked along side the house, unleashed their super mind controlled spider jedi warriors, and one of them tried to kill me.

They knew I was in my barefeet. They knew the best spot for a spider to bite is between the toes. They knew I was sitting just inches inside the door. BUT, I barely escaped with my life (less my pride)!

Now they are coming for you.... There may be a spider by your feet now. What's that you feel? QUICK shake your foot! Get out the flashlight and look around under the desk or table (I did) JUST IN CASE..........