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I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?

 
Da Swede
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I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
Just desperate for an income, that´s all...
Any better suggestions??
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
save those skills until they are really needed.
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
there's an opening for a gun instructor in phoenix, i heard
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
I do prefer working as a musician, composer, studio technician or producer, if I have a choice.

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05/22/2009 10:26 AM
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
french foreign legion

don't they take anyone?

bea jes' of the new millinium with a high powered sniper rifle

seems like a good gig. arab women and muslims on camels with machine guns mounted on the camel saddles.
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
You could always try Triple Canopy. :)Most likely to old though
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
OP, have you considerd private company work?
I would say hold off on regs, you may end up in sticky political holes, doing things you do not agree with.

With a private company, it's a contractual job.
It's all about the monney.
You should always have the option to renegotiate terms.

Give the Xe office a call and I'm sure they would be delighted to talk to you.
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05/22/2009 10:33 AM
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
And by the term, good sniper, what do you mean?
You could always try to be a merc.
They have the power to create reality

I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel.

By the way....which ones pink?
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
OP, have you considerd private company work?
I would say hold off on regs, you may end up in sticky political holes, doing things you do not agree with.

With a private company, it's a contractual job.
It's all about the monney.
You should always have the option to renegotiate terms.

Give the Xe office a call and I'm sure they would be delighted to talk to you.
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Most of Xe people went to TC because they are contracting in the Sandbox.
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
Do a search for PMCs or Private Military Corporations. Xe isn't the only one. Some of them may need instructors. You're a little old to get field work, but who knows. Give it a shot.
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
You should look for work in training others.
Lets be realistic you are probably carved out of stone.
But once we reach 30+ we are not as fit agile and fast as those 22yo's.
When it comes to hiring a soldier the certain age group is simply a barrier you can not change.
Find some work teaching the young bucks how to shoot.
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
You should look for work in training others.
Lets be realistic you are probably carved out of stone.
But once we reach 30+ we are not as fit agile and fast as those 22yo's.
When it comes to hiring a soldier the certain age group is simply a barrier you can not change.
Find some work teaching the young bucks how to shoot.
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Thanks guys for the suggestion, and this AC probably is right on the money, age does matter in this line of work!

I was really just fooling around here, saw a similar thread posted by a thirty year old guy, thinking about joining the army, as he is unemployed.

Last time I did some serious shooting was forty years ago...

But I´m good with computers, recording studios, live gigs etc.
I can do a great soundtrack !
Would love to do one !!
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05/22/2009 11:03 AM
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
Go to Fat Paulie's bar and tell em Joey Black sent ya.....I hear they're hiring.....
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
OP, have you considerd private company work?
I would say hold off on regs, you may end up in sticky political holes, doing things you do not agree with.

With a private company, it's a contractual job.
It's all about the monney.
You should always have the option to renegotiate terms.

Give the Xe office a call and I'm sure they would be delighted to talk to you.

Most of Xe people went to TC because they are contracting in the Sandbox.
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Exactly, so they won't be too fussy about staffing.
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
Go to Fat Paulie's bar and tell em Joey Black sent ya.....I hear they're hiring.....
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The one in Miami?
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05/22/2009 11:18 AM
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
Ask Omega , he had some troubles with sneaky squirrels !!
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Blackwater - activation code XKRED-27
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
Go to Fat Paulie's bar and tell em Joey Black sent ya.....I hear they're hiring.....

The one in Miami?
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Here you go dude.
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
Ask Omega , he had some troubles with sneaky squirrels !!
chuckle
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Ok, this sounds good...! lolsign
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
Just about any fuck-wit with one decent eye and one working arm can shoot a gun straight. I suggest trying the French Foreign Legion. You might have to do a little basic training first though. You even get board and lodgings!

Go for it!
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05/22/2009 11:36 AM
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
Just desperate for an income, that´s all...
Any better suggestions??
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Most likely won't be long until your services are in very high demand. Stay tuned......
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Blackwater - activation code XKRED-27
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he means in real life - not on your game system
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
....Polish Salvation Army to start off with...
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....Polish Salvation Army to start off with...
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rofl
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
I would beat your ass any day in a shoot out.... sniper my ass !
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
I would beat your ass any day in a shoot out.... sniper my ass !
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High on testosterone, a serious lack of humor and low on reading comprehension...poor you, AC!
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See what DHS would pay to haul you in as a domestic terrorist. At least room & board.
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
I do prefer working as a musician, composer, studio technician or producer, if I have a choise.
 Quoting: Da Swede


you always have a choice
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
I do prefer working as a musician, composer, studio technician or producer, if I have a choise.


you always have a choice
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 535598


Hmmm....yes, but not always options of your own choice, or preference.
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Re: I am 56 years old, unemployed, and a good sniper , is there any Army that would hire me?
What you need most I would say is a change of heart. Your 56 and unemployed, in financial straits, so a good option (in your mind) is to kill people, most likely innocent people, but innocent or not they are human beings.

Examine yourself, examine your heart, do you call yourself a Christian. Well even if your agnostic or atheist, ethically what you propose is abhorrent.

Are you American? I suspect you are. Respectfully may I say, I really fear for the spiritual and psychological health of you Americans, you have been corrupted, brutalized and brainwashed by extreme ultra capitalism and a criminal government. You shout out the name Jesus, and at the same time worship guns, death and violence.

Dear OP find mercy in your heart.

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