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PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2009 10:47 PM
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PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
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05/22/2009 10:51 PM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
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Yeah but what happens when they come out the other end?....no flap....jack LOL
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05/22/2009 10:53 PM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769



are you 'special' ?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
are you 'special' ?
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Thank you, I blushed :)
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05/22/2009 10:54 PM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I think it's brilliant!...lol
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05/22/2009 10:55 PM
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I think it's brilliant!...lol
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Fukin homing pigeons wouldnt know wtf to do!
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05/22/2009 10:56 PM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.



are you 'special' ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 677524
If he has bazillions of $$..yeah hes special rofl
Anonymous Coward
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769

Are you sure you dont have another use in mind ? tounge
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2009 11:01 PM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I think it's brilliant!...lol

Fukin homing pigeons wouldnt know wtf to do!
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lol
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2009 11:11 PM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I think it's brilliant!...lol

Fukin homing pigeons wouldnt know wtf to do!


lol
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012

And Bald Eagles...Imagine the sunburn! hehe
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05/22/2009 11:12 PM
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I can't think of a better way to spend your billions!
Great thinking OP!
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05/23/2009 02:43 AM
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I really need to be voted as a MOD.

Stupid shit like this post always aggravate my hemmyroids !

Someone should trace this AC's ISP-ID, follow him to "ABC' Coffee Shop, and punch him in the face ! I'd volunteer to do it if he is in Southern California !
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05/25/2009 06:07 AM
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tounge
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How did this get pinned....

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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769


Can i have your dealers number?
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11/30/2012 10:57 AM

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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769



are you 'special' ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 677524


Course he is, he'S Australian!!! :p
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11/30/2012 10:57 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
What ever is in there has to fly fast enough to get there before death. Its 250000 miles, at 100 MPH it would take 110 days. Do you have food and beverage stops?
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11/30/2012 10:59 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
Interesting proposal.

Let me run it by the crows in my yard and I'll get back to ya.
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11/30/2012 11:00 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
This is the exactly the reason to come to this website. This is almost as good as the guy who posted a year or two ago that he was going to the hardware store and listed a whole cache of instruments he was purchasing to drill a hole in his head to take out an antennae that was lodged in there.

God bless this forum. I like this idea.
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11/30/2012 11:00 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I am a moon bird and I am STILL posting from the moon, waiting for you lazy Fs to get here. The beer is getting warm.

All you do is flap really hard. jeez.
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11/30/2012 11:04 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
Of course the Earth-bound end of the pipe would have to be fixed to some sort of track system that follows the circumference of the planet, probably at the equator, so that it can stay directly beneath the moon as it revolves around the Earth...

Seems like a small price to pay to aid the birds, however.
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11/30/2012 11:07 AM
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11/30/2012 11:10 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
Moon is orbiting the Earth in a non-geosynchronous manner and warbles, which could be a minor setback. Not to mention the solar radiation issue once they get beyond the magnetosphere.

Probably easier to stick them on a rocket.
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11/30/2012 11:11 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
What ever is in there has to fly fast enough to get there before death. Its 250000 miles, at 100 MPH it would take 110 days. Do you have food and beverage stops?
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Its pressurized. They would shoot out the other end like a potato gun.
ceiling cat cees wat u r doin
but basement cat noes y.
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someone didn't think this true, but hey can't have it all right 5a you chose money, and are very proud of it, well hate to brake it to ya, but ya can't eat moneypigchef
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11/30/2012 11:17 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769

Yeah but what happens when they come out the other end?....no flap....jack LOL
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happy..happy....happy
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 11:17 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
This is an excellent suggestion and will certainly put to rest the question of "why don't birds fly to the moon".
They will have no excuse now.
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11/30/2012 11:17 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
At some point today I've obviously slipped into a parallel universe; at least I suppose it was today....yesterday seemed relatively normal for a Thursday.
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11/30/2012 11:19 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
Everything is getting so fucking weird lately, I now expect this thread to get pinned.

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Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 11:19 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
No answer from the crows, they just fly away when I get close enough to ask them about the pipe.

I tried yelling it to them from the deck but they fly away then also.

I'm gonna put a couple snares baited with bread down where they hang out and see if I can catch one.

I'll let you guys know if I get one in custody for questioning.
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11/30/2012 11:20 AM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
You have achieved Nobel class tardia. You really can't go anywhere from here so sign off and farewell.

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