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PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)

 
JennOfArc

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11/30/2012 01:00 PM
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Newt? Is that you?
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
Like a tubular mail system. Pop the bird in a cylindrical projectile, then KASPLAT it's slurped across space. Hey why don't they use that pipe to also send some air and water to give the moon an atmosphere too.
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Screw that.
The moon people can get their own damned air and water.
We need ours.
Tell me what this tastes like...
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11/30/2012 01:09 PM
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my uncle is an orthinologist, i'll give him a buzz and see what he thniks

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11/30/2012 01:15 PM
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Un-pin this bullshit. Fucking idiots.
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11/30/2012 01:17 PM
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Un-pin this bullshit. Fucking idiots.
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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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11/30/2012 01:18 PM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
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Can i have your dealers number?
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clappa
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Do you ride a really short bus to school?
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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11/30/2012 01:19 PM
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I feel as though your project really could use my consultation services in this matter as I specialize in trans-orbital avian transportation systems.

Give me a call some time and we can get started on this project together.
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11/30/2012 01:21 PM
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I was thinking...
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Uh-oh.
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11/30/2012 01:26 PM
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Heh wow, sincerely, jt _ wv
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11/30/2012 01:28 PM
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I think its a kind and considerate idea, and the birds would Love it. The gravity would ease on the way, and they would especially like that.

You would have to buildthe thing wide enogh for them to have fun on the way, tho. Because there is not enoug air on the Moon.

However,. Im not sure you have enough money to do it. And you probly would have to get permission from the UN to do it, as well as the country you planned to build in.

I think a better investment for you, would be to build a Large Strong, fence accross the US/Mexico border. I know thats not your residence, but after they take over US they are comming for You. And they will have our weapons.

If/when the kind and considerate peoples are ever able to rule and people their own nations. They will take care of the birds. Crows will be deported, and pastell colored 'tweety birds' will replace them. And they will have warm homes and free meals thruout the winter.

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11/30/2012 01:33 PM
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As someone who holds a Professorship in Bird pressurised piping I think this is a great idea.
:spyda:
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11/30/2012 01:37 PM
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How would that work, since moon orbits the earth, it's not static.

You would need revolving pipes.
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How would that work, since moon orbits the earth, it's not static.

You would need revolving pipes.
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It is a minor problem when we introduce Keshe technologies to the question of Avian/Lunar interface.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769


I don't know what kind of drugs you are on or if you are just freaking stupid, but this is the DUMBEST DAMN POST I have read in WEEKS.


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Newt? Is that you?
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How would that work, since moon orbits the earth, it's not static.

You would need revolving pipes.
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Hey Serbia,

Don't encourage the dipshit, willya?


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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.
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Yeah but what happens when they come out the other end?....no flap....jack LOL
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happy..happy....happy
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aha "everybody happy happy happy"
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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happy..happy....happy
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aha "everybody happy happy happy"




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Obvious troll thread is........ strangely not obvious?? Only on GLP.....
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 04:11 PM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
I'm taking the pipes

NIGHTninja
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12/01/2012 03:32 AM
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I believe the birds are already ON the moon .They are the ideal astronauts, don't require much food or oxygen. The Bird base is on the dark side of the moon.The tube idea is just silly.


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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)
What ever is in there has to fly fast enough to get there before death. Its 250000 miles, at 100 MPH it would take 110 days. Do you have food and beverage stops?
 Quoting: WalkerTalker2


Its pressurized. They would shoot out the other end like a potato gun.
 Quoting: Bob


Five stars.

But I am left wondering why this potato-gun analogy hasn't been developed further? Properly designed potato-guns could really help our moon-bound feathered friends.

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