PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)

Newt? Is that you?

Screw that.
The moon people can get their own damned air and water.
We need ours.

my uncle is an orthinologist, i'll give him a buzz and see what he thniks

Un-pin this bullshit. Fucking idiots.

Do you ride a really short bus to school?

I feel as though your project really could use my consultation services in this matter as I specialize in trans-orbital avian transportation systems.

Give me a call some time and we can get started on this project together.

Uh-oh.

Heh wow, sincerely, jt _ wv

I think its a kind and considerate idea, and the birds would Love it. The gravity would ease on the way, and they would especially like that.

You would have to buildthe thing wide enogh for them to have fun on the way, tho. Because there is not enoug air on the Moon.

However,. Im not sure you have enough money to do it. And you probly would have to get permission from the UN to do it, as well as the country you planned to build in.

I think a better investment for you, would be to build a Large Strong, fence accross the US/Mexico border. I know thats not your residence, but after they take over US they are comming for You. And they will have our weapons.

If/when the kind and considerate peoples are ever able to rule and people their own nations. They will take care of the birds. Crows will be deported, and pastell colored 'tweety birds' will replace them. And they will have warm homes and free meals thruout the winter.

As someone who holds a Professorship in Bird pressurised piping I think this is a great idea.

How would that work, since moon orbits the earth, it's not static.

You would need revolving pipes.

It is a minor problem when we introduce Keshe technologies to the question of Avian/Lunar interface.

I don't know what kind of drugs you are on or if you are just freaking stupid, but this is the DUMBEST DAMN POST I have read in WEEKS.

aha "everybody happy happy happy"

Obvious troll thread is........ strangely not obvious?? Only on GLP.....

I'm taking the pipes

I believe the birds are already ON the moon .They are the ideal astronauts, don't require much food or oxygen. The Bird base is on the dark side of the moon.The tube idea is just silly.

Five stars.

But I am left wondering why this potato-gun analogy hasn't been developed further? Properly designed potato-guns could really help our moon-bound feathered friends.