PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Moon (For Birds)

Its pressurized. They would shoot out the other end like a potato gun.

You have achieved Nobel class tardia. You really can't go anywhere from here so sign off and farewell.

I was thinking...

I have billions of dollars. There must be birds out there that would like to fly to the moon, but can't for one reason or another. (No one can quite make up their mind as to why).

Do you think it would be a good idea to build a clear glass pipe to the moon that has a diameter large enough for birds to fly through?

It could be pressurized the whole way, and kept at a certain temperature, so birds would have no excuse to avoid flying to the moon.

This is developing and any input on this project would be helpful and stimulating.

Thanks.

No answer from the crows, they just fly away when I get close enough to ask them about the pipe.

I tried yelling it to them from the deck but they fly away then also.

I'm gonna put a couple snares baited with bread down where they hang out and see if I can catch one.

I'll let you guys know if I get one in custody for questioning.

This is the most retarded idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Its pressurized. They would shoot out the other end like a potato gun.

You have achieved Nobel class tardia. You really can't go anywhere from here so sign off and farewell.

are you 'special' ?

Would the pipe be exclusively for birds? If not, you may have to implement checkstops and border crossings. Would the birds need to apply for passports or have the right to travel freely? What about birds with pending charges? This pipe could propose quite the "flight" risk...

Hamsters.
Glass tube.
Sea floor.
End transmission.

No tube needed...



And once they get down there...

Why not have a pipe for all the toilets going to the moon for poop?

Genius.
But I still must build the tube to the bottom of the sea.

Obviously, most hamsters can't afford their own submarine.