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Why don't birds fly to the moon?

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/24/2009 04:36 AM
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Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I keep seeing this thread title posted over and over again.

Does anyone know why?

The title seems like a question that doesn't really need to be answered.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Because the moon is too low in the sky.
John 3:16 is Right
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05/24/2009 04:37 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
and the cow jumped over the moon....
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05/24/2009 04:38 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
its obvious - because they have tickets booked to Miami!

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11/30/2012 05:22 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
where would they stop to rest if they got tired?
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11/30/2012 05:22 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Bird here.

We do.
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11/30/2012 05:23 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Similarly: Why doesn't the moon rotate?

In conclusion: Why don't birds rotate?
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11/30/2012 05:24 PM

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Because the moon is only painted in the sky...
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
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11/30/2012 05:25 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Similarly: Why doesn't the moon rotate?

In conclusion: Why don't birds rotate?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565427


LOL winning.
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11/30/2012 05:25 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
because they are asleep when the moon is out
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I keep seeing this thread title posted over and over again.

Does anyone know why?

The title seems like a question that doesn't really need to be answered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769


Dumbass... STFU
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Honestly though I was wondering the same thing, now I get the hologram reference.
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11/30/2012 05:26 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
where would they stop to rest if they got tired?
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StormeyGoddess

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11/30/2012 05:27 PM

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
There is zero gravity on the moon...their bones are hollow...why don't birds float to the moon?
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
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11/30/2012 05:27 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I keep seeing this thread title posted over and over again.

Does anyone know why?

The title seems like a question that doesn't really need to be answered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769


Dumbass... STFU
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5248308


hitler
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11/30/2012 05:28 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
HAARP
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Are we all really this bored on a Friday night?
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
aliensbro

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11/30/2012 05:29 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not too much doom today, i've literally been arguing with the same twat about chemtrails all day.
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11/30/2012 05:30 PM

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Not too much doom today, i've literally been arguing with the same twat about chemtrails all day.
 Quoting: aliensbro


Tons of doom, come to my house. :-)
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11/30/2012 05:35 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Was that an attempt at seduction?
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Pic or it didn't happen. : )
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11/30/2012 05:35 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
mmm vaginal doom?
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
mmm vaginal doom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565427


^^
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
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Heraclitus
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I don't see what Putin has to do with the moon. Or birds for that matter.
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11/30/2012 05:41 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I keep seeing this thread title posted over and over again.

Does anyone know why?

The title seems like a question that doesn't really need to be answered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769


Because they are fucking lazy, and feel entitled to a gawdamned pressurized tube.

Lazy fuckers.

bird
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11/30/2012 05:47 PM

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Doom at my house today. Had to bury my favorite chicken. She may have attempted a moon shot. headlesschverysad
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11/30/2012 05:48 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
they don't have enough fuel
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11/30/2012 05:48 PM

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I keep seeing this thread title posted over and over again.

Does anyone know why?

The title seems like a question that doesn't really need to be answered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684769


Because they are fucking lazy, and feel entitled to a gawdamned pressurized tube.

Lazy fuckers.

bird
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Too busy talking on thier obama fones!
This is a Karate Dojo, Not a Knitting Class!
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