LOL Nice!


Hey I recently found out I live in a flood zone, 100 year, even though I am up on a hill and the creek is like 200 yards away no way in hell I could get any of that. It's a fairly small creek.

However FEMA wants their hand in it.


My neighbor across the street built a one bedroom like treehouse with electricity and plumbing like 30 feet in the air off the creek. It was really cool. Of course he pulled no permits to do so.

Myself I built a one bedroom add on to my crib and of course didn't pull any permits either.

So about two months ago we each get a notice from the county that FEMA looked at recent satellite photo's and saw the house on the creek and notified the county. I got a notice in the mail too they spotted my add on.

My neighbor panics and goes down there freaking and they fine him and make him TEAR DOWN HIS TREEHOUSE.

I tell them to fuck off prove they have jurisdiction and prove I added the add on before after 2007 when the requirement for a permit was passed.

Still waiting to hear from them, lmao.

Fuck them all.