HAW HAW...bald biker scum in little town Memorial Day pissant charity scam blocking traffic

I was driving thru this small town today and these sad fucks with their little fire truck were in the middle of the freaking road, blocking traffic, and to top it off, these sack-of-shit biker types are putting on some show, blocking traffic, just shooting the shit with these scumbags whatever-they-call-themselves, then real conspicuously start handing them some "voluntary donations." I had enough and pull around on the side to pass these miserable POSs and they start yelling at me like I am some kinda maniac. LOL. I hear "YOU DUMBFUCKER!" and keep on going. I kinda hoped one of the bikers would follow me so I'd have an excuse to fill him full of lead, but they didn't, so I pulled off at a state troopers HQ a few miles later and reported the POS to a trooper in a car, who said his partner had just left to go to that particular scene due to additional complaints.

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY

I was driving thru this small town today and these sad fucks with their little fire truck were in the middle of the freaking road, blocking traffic, and to top it off, these sack-of-shit biker types are putting on some show, blocking traffic, just shooting the shit with these scumbags whatever-they-call-themselves, then real conspicuously start handing them some "voluntary donations." I had enough and pull around on the side to pass these miserable POSs and they start yelling at me like I am some kinda maniac. LOL. I hear "YOU DUMBFUCKER!" and keep on going. I kinda hoped one of the bikers would follow me so I'd have an excuse to fill him full of lead, but they didn't, so I pulled off at a state troopers HQ a few miles later and reported the POS to a trooper in a car, who said his partner had just left to go to that particular scene due to additional complaints.

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY

Slow down you sad display of weakness!

Most biker dudes have issues. Usually meth problems. Guys I hang out with are pretty chill, and don't confront anybody unless they were provoked.

Sorry your MD sucked, man. Enjoy the night.

Anyways, after being locked up by GLP, yeah, that is the case. Absolute SCUM-OF-THE-EARTH, dope smuggling/peddling motorcycle boys(white), with stupid shaved heads, and even more sillier, stupid long beards and idiotic ponytails in the sad sacks of shit driving thru this town testify to "Hey, I'm a retarded loser, with no regular employment(who would hire my goofy bearded, ponytailed ass?), yet I can afford to drive around aimlessly, on a Harley, doing nothing, all day long."
Then I have to put up with antique fire trucks blocking traffic with "meanacing, bald headed retard biker-types" trying to enforce a mandatory roadside fee.

You block traffic in front of an antique fire trucks laughing and cutting up with your fellow bald-headed buddies on the main thoroughfare of town trying to enforce a mandatory toll for common law-abiding motorists with no legal authority?

LOL. Nah...just plug any dirtbag scum that threatens my life. iron horsewad or whatever.

LOL. Nah...just plug any dirtbag scum that threatens my life. iron horsewad or whatever.

You didn't say they threatened your life, OP. You just said they called you a "dumb motherfucker".

LOL. Nah...just plug any dirtbag scum that threatens my life. iron horsewad or whatever.

You didn't say they threatened your life, OP. You just said they called you a "dumb motherfucker".

Yeah! They did! That was some funny shit. I had hoped for more since I was completely in the right and they were harrassing my ass.