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URGENT!!! I NEED SOMEONE TO INVENT A TIME MACHINE!!!

 
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URGENT!!! I NEED SOMEONE TO INVENT A TIME MACHINE!!!
in 1995 I had an Asian Girlfriend who was super HOT, drank beer and was into watching porn. Anybody know what to do?
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05/27/2009 06:33 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! I NEED SOMEONE TO INVENT A TIME MACHINE!!!
Get in line!
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05/27/2009 06:34 PM
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Get in line!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 516671

so there is a time machine?
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05/27/2009 06:36 PM

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John Titor invented one way back in 2026.
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05/27/2009 06:39 PM
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05/27/2009 06:41 PM
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It doesn't matter who I m it's who U R so ChoOse
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05/27/2009 06:43 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! I NEED SOMEONE TO INVENT A TIME MACHINE!!!
in 1995 I had an Asian Girlfriend who was super HOT, drank beer and was into watching porn. Anybody know what to do?
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Kill yourself and start over?
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05/27/2009 06:47 PM
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If the reason why you want a time machine is so that you can have some nasty sex with an old girlfriend, then there are much more deserving and noble people who need it worse than you. Perhaps if you tried to take a course in Character development may help you some.
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Re: URGENT!!! I NEED SOMEONE TO INVENT A TIME MACHINE!!!
in 1995 I had an Asian Girlfriend who was super HOT, drank beer and was into watching porn. Anybody know what to do?

Kill yourself and start over?
 Quoting: TheGasMan

what If I come back as a dog or something? that would suck.
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05/27/2009 06:47 PM
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Why not just find another one? Their are billions of them out their. I thought my first Korean girlfriend was the bomb. Very pretty, LMAO-obedient, very dedicated to me!
We broke up and then a few months later I found one that blew her away. She was too hot, everyone I knew was trying to nail her. Even my (so called) good friends.
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If the reason why you want a time machine is so that you can have some nasty sex with an old girlfriend, then there are much more deserving and noble people who need it worse than you. Perhaps if you tried to take a course in Character development may help you some.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 689123

people say Im quite a character SO YOUR WRONG OK!
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in 1995 I had an Asian Girlfriend who was super HOT, drank beer and was into watching porn. Anybody know what to do?

Kill yourself and start over?

what If I come back as a dog or something? that would suck.
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Well hell, it works in video games.
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05/27/2009 06:48 PM
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If I invent one some time in the future, I promise to come back and help you with this. But it ain't no fun if your time traveling buddies can't have none...ya dig?
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Why not just find another one? Their are billions of them out their. I thought my first Korean girlfriend was the bomb. Very pretty, LMAO-obedient, very dedicated to me!
We broke up and then a few months later I found one that blew her away. She was too hot, everyone I knew was trying to nail her. Even my (so called) good friends.
 Quoting: Douggie

was she into beer and porn? I doubt it.
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05/27/2009 06:55 PM
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in 1995 I had an Asian Girlfriend who was super HOT, drank beer and was into watching porn. Anybody know what to do?

Kill yourself and start over?

what If I come back as a dog or something? that would suck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 535598

Then you can do it doggy style.
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05/27/2009 07:00 PM
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yeah grow up and stop pining for a fake pathos and bad memory and a flat assed small titted asia slut.
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05/27/2009 07:05 PM
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Re: URGENT!!! I NEED SOMEONE TO INVENT A TIME MACHINE!!!
Why not just find another one? Their are billions of them out their. I thought my first Korean girlfriend was the bomb. Very pretty, LMAO-obedient, very dedicated to me!
We broke up and then a few months later I found one that blew her away. She was too hot, everyone I knew was trying to nail her. Even my (so called) good friends.

was she into beer and porn? I doubt it.
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Yeah! and did she chew tobacco and scratch her arse like the op's did?

I'm guessing not... so you lose, bud!
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05/27/2009 07:11 PM
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05/27/2009 07:19 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 668584

exactly i looked on Ebay but I don't want to get ripped off again.

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