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Any Question to a Chinese? --- Come here and ask me -- A Chinese people from China

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/29/2009 03:37 PM
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Re: Any Question to a Chinese? --- Come here and ask me -- A Chinese people from China
Why give the guy one star?
He obviously means well... someone is a mean asshole and it isn't the OP.

I have some things about China I like a lot.. my laughing Buddha for one..my Tao, my Chi Ball... my Baoding Iron exercise Balls ... my silver needle white tea and my beautiful little clay tea pot made from Dingshu clay, I got for my birthday , today.. :D... my old Cect Iphone clone I had been using for a year or so... etc

I am a person descended from Europe not Asia ,by the way.

Don't worry about the clowns on this forum .. many like to be nasty to anyone of good intentions..

By escape , they probably mean the Chinese government internet restrictions to many of the web sites in the US. and elsewhere.
(it's OK I live in Australia and we have it here too)

My question is .. do you think the Chines government has hidden UFO and extra-terrestrial (ET) information that they hide from the public?

You are Welcome here !




Hi, Thanks for your kindsness! You are so nice.
I saw i got 2 stars now. i take it a good thing in forum. haha. Hope i'm right.

Happy Birthday to you! hf


Re: Question
I never heard that Chinese government found the UFO and ET.
If human being found ET and UFO, i think it is a good thing, and will be a historical thing in human being's history. why hide it.
I'll be excited it really hanpened. hehe.

Do human being at present really can find UFO and ET and any civilized information from outer space? I don't know..
When i was young, I like to reading sience fiction, i realy hope and belive ET or UFO is true. Recently I read the "A Breif History of Time", i think it is not easy.
 Quoting: Flying Cat

yes.. if they can get here , it is not by a way that we understand (yet)

hf
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Uhh, nope, I'm good.
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05/29/2009 04:05 PM
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I have a serious question.

Does Kung Fu really work? Or is it mere flashy dance like exercises that only looks good to the viewers, but doesn't work in reality?

Are there any traditional Kung fu masters left in communist China?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 688092



Hi,

1) Yesm Gong fu is really work.
"mere flashy dance like exercises that only looks good to the viewers" --- This is only for movie. In movie, people looks flying, flying on the top of the bamboo. hehe.
In reality, People can no flying even has Gongfu.
Bruce Li's Gongfu is real one.
People who has Gongfu can fight down te people without Gongfu very easily. They act fast with strong strangth.
Anyway, Gongfu is a large, wide and profund subject, I can not express here by simple words.
Today, i watched a TV shows about an woman's GONGFU, named "YONG CHUN QUAN (Wing tsune)". Brue Li also can play it. Their every action has sientific method there. from this gongfu, you will know how to use your opponent's hit strength to hit your opponent, how to reduce his strength by very cleverly..... Their action is not simple action.
After watching that show, I want to learn it too. haha


2) Of course there Traditional Kungfu Mastershere. Many Many masters I think. They are in temple, in GONGFU school, Sports school, also there are many of high class super Kungfu players in normal people. Maybe they are in mountains or far away from city.


Kungfu masters in school, collect and protect Kungfu info, study diffrents kinds of kungfu. Not only plaers themselves, but also schoolership. Also many people still creating new style of kungfu.

Chinese government protect and encourage people to keep it and broaden it. It is good for people's health, and it is a very important culture of China. Keep it, protect it and broaden it. The present players are the part of Chinese history too., just like every people who created or increased the Kungfu thousands years ago until now.

It never lost.
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05/29/2009 05:44 PM
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I thought the Chinese government had a restriction on unapproved websites.

Surely this one qualifies.

How are you getting around that?
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05/29/2009 05:47 PM
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Didn't there used to be a link that showed where people were posting from on this site?
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Re: Any Question to a Chinese? --- Come here and ask me -- A Chinese people from China
SOME SIMPLE GLP TYPE QUESTIONS

1. WHY WONT THEY OPEN THE FIRST EMPERORS TOMB?

2. WHO ARE THE DAI PEOPLE

3. WHERE IS THE WHITE PYRAMID

4. HAVE THEY DECODED THE DRUPA STONES

5. WHY DID THEY REFUSE TO TRADE WITH THE MONGELS BUT DID MASSIVE TRADE IN SOUTH EAST ASIA

6. WHY DID THEY BURN THE GREAT FLEET

7. IS THERE ANY DECENT PROPERTY FOR RENT OR SALE IN NANJING ROAD?

GL
 Quoting: GREY LENSMAN 690268



Below are my replies:

1. WHY WONT THEY OPEN THE FIRST EMPERORS TOMB?
---- You mean the Tomb of the king of Qing Dynasty?
Yes, the TOMB is not opened yet. It is located in Xi'an province of Chna. Sientist said that there is a lead river in the tomb to protect King. The sotries from atient times said that it is very dangrous to enter into it. Archaeologist said that our present technology is not good eanough to open the tomb, it will be damage the tomb and the things in tomb probably can not be protected properly.
So we are waiting to the proper days when technoloty is good enough to open it.



2. WHO ARE THE DAI PEOPLE
-----I don;t know what you mean... can you exlain with details? Dai people?


3. WHERE IS THE WHITE PYRAMID
------ I never heard this WHITE PYRAMID in China.



4. HAVE THEY DECODED THE DRUPA STONES
-----I don;t know what you mean... can you exlain with details?

5. WHY DID THEY REFUSE TO TRADE WITH THE MONGELS BUT DID MASSIVE TRADE IN SOUTH EAST ASIA
---- You mean Mongols? China did not refuse to trade with Mongols. Chinese Mongolia nation do trade with outer Mongol country in the borader, but not do much trade as I know.
There are 2 main reasons, as per my opinion:
First, Mongolia country has not a very strong economics, they buy from China, but have no much products to sell. For Normal people, Chinese Inner Mongols are living a much better life than outer Mongols Country.
Second, the Outer Mongols don't like China, they seems more like South Korea and Japan. hehehehe...

Why massive trade in south Aisia?
The reason is very simple, Trade is from 2 parties, and hve 2 factors: DEMAND and SUPPLY.
The economics in South Asia is strong and active, they have demand and supply for what China have and what China have not.



6. WHY DID THEY BURN THE GREAT FLEET
----- I don't know what the "great fleet" you mean. Please explain me more details.



7. IS THERE ANY DECENT PROPERTY FOR RENT OR SALE IN NANJING ROAD?
------ I'm not very clear for what you mean.
There are many malls and shops in Nanjing Road. I think they are decent.
The house can be sell and rent, but i think the rent fee is very high, because that is a golden places. hahaah
Also there are some stall keepers do small business on the sides of street. Are they indecent? Maybe... accually government doesn't allow people to sell things on the street, it is not good for city outlook, and effect other people's walking. But i think they just want to make a living.. Sometimes they are a part of city culture..

There are stall keepers in every countries, i don't think government will make alloowment for this. But i think government can make a places for them.
Now i heard the news that NANJING PROVINCE government will give the legalization to stall keeper.
Flying Cat (OP)

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05/30/2009 02:09 AM
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Re: Any Question to a Chinese? --- Come here and ask me -- A Chinese people from China
Hve you ever met Dr. Who that was on that one Get Smart epsiode ?


That was Dr. Yes. (a parody of JB's Dr. No)

“Our business here is too important to have strangers snooping about. You agree with Dr. Yes. Yes?”
Himmel – “Yawhol!”
Toulouse – “Oui!”
Natasha – “Da!”
Lopez – “Si!”
Dr. Yes - “How lovely it is to here the word yes. It is music to my ears and pomegranates to my soul. Yes?”
Himmel – “Yawhol!”
Toulouse – “Oui!”
Natasha – “Da!”
Lopez – “Si!”


[link to www3.telus.net]


Get it right !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 683972




........ Still not understand... I did not heard DR. YES.
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05/30/2009 02:10 AM
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Why do you eat all that weird shit, like rodents and blood soup and shit? Don't you know that's why all pandemics start in China?


Why do you eat all that weird shit, like hamburgers and hot dogs and shit? Don't you know that's why last pandemics started in America ?
 Quoting: Galaxy



Um, Mexico is NOT America?
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What is the Chinese word for a tall Chinese man who is well respected and considered a leader?
 Quoting: ThreshingSword


You mean Chairman Mao, or ZHU RONGJI Minister?
They are tall man.
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05/30/2009 02:11 AM
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Flying Cat... ignore the arrogance. And if you are from where you say you are, I welcome you here. Ignorance and bad attitudes are everywhere. Not just in here in the US. However the worst is in the US.

If it is not detailed and you do not understand it, do not answer it.
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OK. THANKS! :)
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05/30/2009 02:22 AM
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Are you Chinese?
Did you play joke?
Did you go pee-pee in my coke?
Flying Cat (OP)

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05/30/2009 02:28 AM
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Why do you eat all that weird shit, like rodents and blood soup and shit? Don't you know that's why all pandemics start in China?


Why do you eat all that weird shit, like hamburgers and hot dogs and shit? Don't you know that's why last pandemics started in America ?



Um, Mexico is NOT America?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 688442





Why do human being's ancestor eat all that weird shit, like raw animal meet and ugly warms and shit? Don't you know that's why you survive on earth and come out to this worlds now and show off your narrow minds here?
Because such things like you exsist in this world, I hope human being's accesstor did not eat anything and just disapaar.


I CAN SAY?
Why do you buy all that weird shit, like houses, cars, and wasteull things and shit? Don;t you know that's why the economic problems start in America?
Why do you support all that weird shit, like your government, attacking Iraque and shit? Don't you know that's why the country broken up and people lost homes, chilren dies?
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05/30/2009 02:32 AM
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Are you Chinese?
Did you play joke?
Did you go pee-pee in my coke?
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Are you Chinese? --- UES!
Did you play joke? --- NO!!
Did you go pee-pee in my coke? --- I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SENTENCE FULLY. IT LOOKS NOT A POLITE QUESTION, IF YES, YOU GO TO HEAL.
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05/30/2009 02:35 AM
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Re: Any Question to a Chinese? --- Come here and ask me -- A Chinese people from China
I want to seduce a Chinese girl here in the US.

What is the fastest way to get into her pants?
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Do Chinese girls like anal sex?
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I want to seduce a Chinese girl here in the US.

What is the fastest way to get into her pants?
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You make me sick, and your play as a clown here is only show your weakness and shows people that you are a loser.
Nothing else.

You can go on funny playing, audiences laugh behind the screen. HAHAHAH
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I want to seduce a Chinese girl here in the US.

What is the fastest way to get into her pants?



You make me sick, and your play as a clown here is only show your weakness and shows people that you are a loser.
Nothing else.

You can go on funny playing, audiences laugh behind the screen. HAHAHAH
 Quoting: Flying Cat


Oh I see you are a homo.

That is ok, just go visit west coast of US.
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I love how you can use words like Idiom and Archaeologist and spell them perfectly. I think you spelled ancestor in one post perfectly then went on to misspell it twice more in the same post two different ways. Your spelling, grammatic structure, and usage are very inconsistent. China blocks GLP and many others Im sure you have heard of the great firewall of china.

me tel u now

hehehhehehehhehe
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein

Carthago delenda est
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Do you like Faye Wong?
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I want to seduce a Chinese girl here in the US.

What is the fastest way to get into her pants?



You make me sick, and your play as a clown here is only show your weakness and shows people that you are a loser.
Nothing else.

You can go on funny playing, audiences laugh behind the screen. HAHAHAH


Oh I see you are a homo.

That is ok, just go visit west coast of US.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690754



I'm not a homo.
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Any Question to a Chinese? --- Come here and ask me -- A Chinese people from China

I'm browsing internet today and encounter to vitist this website. The Forum looks in hot and many people are discussiong their topics here.. So I decide to join in.

I'm in Shanghai, China.
If you have anything want to know about China, or something, pls. ask me or lets discuss.


Sorry for my English.Hope you can undestand want i want to say. hehehe.

 Quoting: Flying Cat

bsflag
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05/30/2009 02:55 AM
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China does not block GLP, although sometimes GLP blocks posts from certain parts of China, how's that for irony? Pot: meet Kettle. However, China does block YouTube, and has done so for awhile, because of the Tibet thingie.

Reporting from Xuhui district on Hengshan Lu. Shanghai is a great town, and I have more freedom than I did in increasingly Nazified good ol 'Merika. Just wait 'til the Hitler Youth Corp gets legislated by Congress in the Land of the Free, and then all will see. Un-fucking-believable.

OP, what district are you in? Will check back later, gotta go do a gig in Hongqiao.
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I love how you can use words like Idiom and Archaeologist and spell them perfectly. I think you spelled ancestor in one post perfectly then went on to misspell it twice more in the same post two different ways. Your spelling, grammatic structure, and usage are very inconsistent. China blocks GLP and many others Im sure you have heard of the great firewall of china.

me tel u now

hehehhehehehhehe
 Quoting: Focal Point




emmm... yes.. sometimes i just spell it from my memory, I know it is not correct, it is a blury image, but it is similar, so i'm lazy to check it in dictionary, i think you people can understand it. hahaha
Sometimes i have to check online dictoionary for strange words.
Sometimes i just typing too fast and lazy to go back revise incorrect words. hahaha
TOO LAZY!!!

Anyway, I will improve my English, and am improving now. hahaha


Yes, China blocks some websites. But not block GLP forum.
In fact many country blocks some websites in their own country.

In China, we have a large and famous forum too.
www.tianya.cn. Can you open it?
Now, at this time, the online people are 195316.
Some posts / discussions are so hot that they are quoted by news paper. Some articles are good, and were issued by book.
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Which style of gung fu do you prefer?
Hung Gar? Wing Chun? Hsing-I?

I am using the older English spelling for these, as that is what I grew up with.

My personal favorite however, is fu kim hod.
Works pretty well.
Have a pleasant evening, and a wonderful tomorrow, if we don't talk again this evening.
"Zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero"
Capt. James T. Kirk
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Do you like Faye Wong?
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Yes, I like her songs.
And Faye Wong seems diffrent from other so called stars.
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Welcome Flying Cat. I apologize for some of the rude people that posted in this thread. They are an embarrassment to to me, but something you have to get used to in a forum like this one. This is one of the best threads I've read lately, and I like your straight answers. Please do continue to post here as some of us do appreciate information from a different perspective such as yours
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OP - check out Shanghai Expat ( [link to www.shanghaiexpat.com] for a more local conversation. Don't bother trying to figure out laowai from the idiot publications "That's Shanghai" and "City Weekend" - which are chock full of useless cutesy news written by journalistic wannabe laowai dipsluts.
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I want to seduce a Chinese girl here in the US.

What is the fastest way to get into her pants?



You make me sick, and your play as a clown here is only show your weakness and shows people that you are a loser.
Nothing else.

You can go on funny playing, audiences laugh behind the screen. HAHAHAH
 Quoting: Flying Cat

clappa

nice response !


BTW..Dr. Yes
this is a parody of James Bond Dr. No
Get Smart was a 1960's TV comedy.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Clown asks for Dr. Who?
(British Sci-fi)

I was just trying to diffuse the intentional confusion.




no problem..
just a dumb question.
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Welcome Flying Cat. I apologize for some of the rude people that posted in this thread. They are an embarrassment to to me, but something you have to get used to in a forum like this one. This is one of the best threads I've read lately, and I like your straight answers. Please do continue to post here as some of us do appreciate information from a different perspective such as yours
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690240

This person is correct. Now please tell me about your gung fu
"Zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero"
Capt. James T. Kirk
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China does not block GLP, although sometimes GLP blocks posts from certain parts of China, how's that for irony? Pot: meet Kettle. However, China does block YouTube, and has done so for awhile, because of the Tibet thingie.

Reporting from Xuhui district on Hengshan Lu. Shanghai is a great town, and I have more freedom than I did in increasingly Nazified good ol 'Merika. Just wait 'til the Hitler Youth Corp gets legislated by Congress in the Land of the Free, and then all will see. Un-fucking-believable.

OP, what district are you in? Will check back later, gotta go do a gig in Hongqiao.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690912




HI,

Nazified good ol 'Merika???
where is this place?

I'm in Changning District.

Is gig is a speed boat?

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