Paragraph breaks make white women happy, try 'em sometime. Always gets me hot, I know.


Hmmmmmm... there was a time when I couldn't break into paragraphs to save my life but now... I can do it with very little effort and I can get all the white girls I want!!!

REALLY... I was a shy, backward, wisp of a man, hardly knew which end was up, always had sand kicked in my face, laughed at, scorned at school because of run-on, never-ending paragraphs. It was turble. Oh, the painful and painfilled memories I had.

But now... I can split up dialogue into paragraphs like splitting firewood! Easy!!! Oh wait... there's a knock and a giggle at my door. Must be another one of those white women... (they just can't get enough of my newfound talent!)