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Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons

 
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Your preacher is a cult leader and you are a drone.

Your church is a tool of demons... doing the holy work of the devil...

geez you freak... I could spot you in public... you'll be the one with a white napkin on your head, a bloody cotton diaper shoved between your legs.

Christ has nothing to do with your insanity or your preachers...
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What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Your preacher is a cult leader and you are a drone.

Your church is a tool of demons... doing the holy work of the devil...

geez you freak... I could spot you in public... you'll be the one with a white napkin on your head, a bloody cotton diaper shoved between your legs.

Christ has nothing to do with your insanity or your preachers...
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omg haha!
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What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?
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Shampax?.......
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Pastor Max says
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Oh he did not.
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So Mary, serious question.. have you ever masturbated w/a tampon inside? If so, you will know why he objects to your wearing one while sitting on a church pew... all that lovely hardwood caressing your gluteal muscles... leading to ??
Water always wins. :sun:
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What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?


Shampax?.......
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Oh, you need to market that ASAP!
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?
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Funny Funny
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Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


Pastor Pastor! What then shall I ride if not my cotton pony?
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So Mary, serious question.. have you ever masturbated w/a tampon inside? If so, you will know why he objects to your wearing one while sitting on a church pew... all that lovely hardwood caressing your gluteal muscles... leading to ??
 Quoting: Hillcrest


Honey, let's go to church...
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What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?


Shampax?.......


Oh, you need to market that ASAP!
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Ok...I have them made in Germany cuz we know the Germans make good stuff....
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Pastor Max says

Oh he did not.
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he did so
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So Mary, serious question.. have you ever masturbated w/a tampon inside? If so, you will know why he objects to your wearing one while sitting on a church pew... all that lovely hardwood caressing your gluteal muscles... leading to ??


Honey, let's go to church...
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K... let me get my lipstick on straight..
Water always wins. :sun:
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What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?


Shampax?.......
 Quoting: dookie stain 627137

laugh
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That reminds me of a story......

A buddy of mine had this friend for a long time. Over the years she has grown to the obesity level....well a bit over. Let me put it this way....any more weight on her and you'll be seeing her in the papers.

Shes stilla really nice lady. Anyway, My buddy made a comitment with her that he would go with her to another mutual friends wedding. It was about a 2 hour drive.

Anyway, my buddy goes picks her up and I guess she was introducing them as boy friend and girlfriend. One of the wedding guests even ask is this him? My buddy, shocked but played the part for her (knowing he would never be seen by most at the wedding/reception).

The wedding went ok. But on the way to the reception. The girl started her period. She was in a whte dress he said it soaked his carseat and SMELLED so bad her threw up. She ran into the reception hall (or whatever) to try and clean up but the stain was way too noticable. When she came out of the bathroom they were standing around talking and people kept askign her what happend (because the stain was so noticable).

After about a 1/2 hour of people talking to him like they were boyfreind and girl friend. She had a major discharge that ran down her leg and made a little puddle under her.

That was WAY too much....although he hung in there longer then I could have. He ended up leaving her there.
They have the power to create reality

I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel.

By the way....which ones pink?
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If you new how women used to deal with their periods back then, how disgusting it was.
Jesus would have told them to wear a tampon.
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Pastor say, church who is registered with state is no church.
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If your a Non For Profit you have to follow thier rules.


Pay taxes and say what you want.



As for the Pastor...When a chuch says this is what Jesus would do and puts words in his mouth that he never said?

Well that is simply the main problem with most churches.

They dont spend enough time teaching what the Bible really says. Instead they spread thier own teachings.


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I wish i was a tampon...
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Your Pastor should keep his fuckin, male nose out of women's business.
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Your Pastor is a fucking idiot. dick
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That reminds me of a story......

A buddy of mine had this friend for a long time. Over the years she has grown to the obesity level....well a bit over. Let me put it this way....any more weight on her and you'll be seeing her in the papers.

Shes stilla really nice lady. Anyway, My buddy made a comitment with her that he would go with her to another mutual friends wedding. It was about a 2 hour drive.

Anyway, my buddy goes picks her up and I guess she was introducing them as boy friend and girlfriend. One of the wedding guests even ask is this him? My buddy, shocked but played the part for her (knowing he would never be seen by most at the wedding/reception).

The wedding went ok. But on the way to the reception. The girl started her period. She was in a whte dress he said it soaked his carseat and SMELLED so bad her threw up. She ran into the reception hall (or whatever) to try and clean up but the stain was way too noticable. When she came out of the bathroom they were standing around talking and people kept askign her what happend (because the stain was so noticable).

After about a 1/2 hour of people talking to him like they were boyfreind and girl friend. She had a major discharge that ran down her leg and made a little puddle under her.

That was WAY too much....although he hung in there longer then I could have. He ended up leaving her there.
 Quoting: Douggie

and your point was?
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Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732



a man telling women what to do....again.... white linen....and have to wash them? blood does not come out of linen! disposable linen??

I find it wild that so many humans will put words in Jesus's mouth.....

there are probably some good points to why he says this, for there were some tampons with plastics in them that harmed many women!
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I wish i was a tampon...
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Prince Charles, is dat you?
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Why do people listen to pastors who say shit like this? It seems like at some point a red light would come on, and they'd realized, "Paster Whoever is fucking insane!"

I guess that's why they call it brain washing.

sheep
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May I say that I love your posts. Always out of left field and totally wacky.
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I wish i was a tampon...
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IS IT YOU CHARLES?
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That reminds me of a story......

A buddy of mine had this friend for a long time. Over the years she has grown to the obesity level....well a bit over. Let me put it this way....any more weight on her and you'll be seeing her in the papers.

Shes stilla really nice lady. Anyway, My buddy made a comitment with her that he would go with her to another mutual friends wedding. It was about a 2 hour drive.

Anyway, my buddy goes picks her up and I guess she was introducing them as boy friend and girlfriend. One of the wedding guests even ask is this him? My buddy, shocked but played the part for her (knowing he would never be seen by most at the wedding/reception).

The wedding went ok. But on the way to the reception. The girl started her period. She was in a whte dress he said it soaked his carseat and SMELLED so bad her threw up. She ran into the reception hall (or whatever) to try and clean up but the stain was way too noticable. When she came out of the bathroom they were standing around talking and people kept askign her what happend (because the stain was so noticable).

After about a 1/2 hour of people talking to him like they were boyfreind and girl friend. She had a major discharge that ran down her leg and made a little puddle under her.

That was WAY too much....although he hung in there longer then I could have. He ended up leaving her there.

and your point was?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 679788

No point necessary....thats why its a STORY!
They have the power to create reality

I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel.

By the way....which ones pink?
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Your pastor may be correct and not even know why.

My theory is that tampons cause endometriosis in women and very well may cause cystic vibrosis. I don't know if those names are spelled correctly and don't care to look them up.