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Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons

 
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Your pastor may be correct and not even know why.

My theory is that tampons cause endometriosis in women and very well may cause cystic vibrosis. I don't know if those names are spelled correctly and don't care to look them up.
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Please.
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
tampons are fallic symbols
worse because of continuous insertion
constant stimulation may well be sinful
so pastor Max is right
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cystic vibrosis.
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?
Water always wins. :sun:
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cystic vibrosis.


?
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"Cystic Fibrosis". Tampons do not cause cystic fibrosis; cystic fibrosis is a hereditary disease.

Tampon use does increase the risk of development of endometriosis and toxic shock syndrome (TSS).
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i still say they are fallic
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
tampons are fallic symbols
worse because of continuous insertion
constant stimulation may well be sinful
so pastor Max is right
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 691417

Women can also get stimulated sitting on a horse or something that moves a lot. Will he say no sitting down, too?

Mary in LA, why the hell are you getting spiritual leadership from such an ignorant, sexually obsessed weirdo?
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cystic vibrosis.


?


"Cystic Fibrosis". Tampons do not cause cystic fibrosis; cystic fibrosis is a hereditary disease.

Tampon use does increase the risk of development of endometriosis and toxic shock syndrome (TSS).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667087

link or scientific explanation?

You can get tss from tampons if you don't take them out for days and they rot inside you. You can kill yourself with lots of things in your personal toilette if you are an idiot.
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
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Tell him Jesus wouldn`t have approved of incontinence pants either.
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Everyone knows that Tampons are Satan's little fingers!!!


"Toxic Shock Syndrome is God's way of punishing unsaved harlots who choose Satan’s cotton fingers over a Godly pad," Pastor Deacon Fred stated upon hearing of the event. "These playthings of Satan are created under the guise of a ladies hygiene product to bring unsuspecting women and young girls to the fold of the Devil."

Church members are commanded to talk to your teen-age daughters, and search their rooms if you have to. "Souls are at stake and God is taking names," added Pastor Wiley.

[link to www.landoverbaptist.org]
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Everyone knows that Tampons are Satan's little fingers!!!


"Toxic Shock Syndrome is God's way of punishing unsaved harlots who choose Satan’s cotton fingers over a Godly pad," Pastor Deacon Fred stated upon hearing of the event. "These playthings of Satan are created under the guise of a ladies hygiene product to bring unsuspecting women and young girls to the fold of the Devil."

Church members are commanded to talk to your teen-age daughters, and search their rooms if you have to. "Souls are at stake and God is taking names," added Pastor Wiley.

[link to www.landoverbaptist.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 651614

excellent link
this must be where pastor Max got his sermon from
Mary stands vindicated
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I love the Mary posts.

Comedy gold! laugh
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Yes, religious men are sexually perverted and obsessed with a need to control womens' sexuality and sexual attraction.

pastors come under attack from demons and they need sex to release this pressure. That is why they need far more sex than others.
the congregation is well aware of this that is why we do spritual warfare on friday nights.

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Oh, puh-leeze.....
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
tampons are fallic symbols
worse because of continuous insertion
constant stimulation may well be sinful
so pastor Max is right
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When placing a plug, trust me, it's not a sexual turn-on, anymore than if you shoved a tampon up your nose for nosebleed.
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There was a report here in the news that tampons contain dioxin and also asbestos ...
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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05/31/2009 12:33 PM
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There was a report here in the news that tampons contain dioxin and also asbestos ...
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so tampons in the vulva can give you emphezima in the chest?
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There was a report here in the news that tampons contain dioxin and also asbestos ...

so tampons in the vulva can give you emphesima in the chest?
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I don't recall what was said about the effects in that article, I read it two years ago, but you could well be right, sounds like a possible effect of dioxin in combination with asbestos indeed ...

Last Edited by FreeFlow on 05/31/2009 12:38 PM
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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A shills job is to create BS threads to make a clusterfuck out of a board so that the possible real issues transpiring in the world are overlooked.

Considering OP has not said one word since his/her opening statement - you all just bit his bait that is now worth 3 pages.

Pastors and tampons ......... some gullible damn people here !!!

ugh
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Thats the stupidest shit I ever heard
Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight.



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Thats the stupidest shit I ever heard
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Lol, I didn't read the OP, I just reacted to the tampons in the title, I don't give a damn what a paster says ....
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
A shills job is to create BS threads to make a clusterfuck out of a board so that the possible real issues transpiring in the world are overlooked.

Considering OP has not said one word since his/her opening statement - you all just bit his bait that is now worth 3 pages.

Pastors and tampons ......... some gullible damn people here !!!

ugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 686615

what other world problems are an issue at present?
i rather discuss vulva problems that world problems
thank you
The Analog Guy
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


It's obvious that pastor Max is obsessed with sex...and not just normal sex but fetish sex where if you gave him a used tampon, he would treat it as a sex object for sexual gratification.


Blow
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame
' "Those who give up freedom in the name of security deserve neither".
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Thats the stupidest shit I ever heard
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Amen
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame
' "Those who give up freedom in the name of security deserve neither".
FreeFlow

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05/31/2009 12:51 PM
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Dioxin And Asbestos In Tampons
- This is a must-read for every woman!
[link to www.naturalhealingtoday.com]
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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Has anyone even considered that this Thread is a bunch of BS?
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Has anyone even considered that this Thread is a bunch of BS?
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no
it is a very important subject that affects women
thank you
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bloody hell!
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Yes, religious men are sexually perverted and obsessed with a need to control womens' sexuality and sexual attraction.

pastors come under attack from demons and they need sex to release this pressure. That is why they need far more sex than others.
the congregation is well aware of this that is why we do spritual warfare on friday nights.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 691417

i'ts true
Jimmy Swaggart used to come under such attack all the time

'I have sinned against you my lord"
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Has anyone even considered that this Thread is a bunch of BS?

no
it is a very important subject that affects women
thank you
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OK...what church and what Pastor?
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06/01/2009 11:10 PM
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Unless your Pastor is a women then he needs to STFU. Ain't one bit any mans business. If his dick was bleeding, he'd be in a whiny ass panic (No shame there, I would too). But at least I know, it isn't one bit any of my business.
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Everyone knows that Tampons are Satan's little fingers!!!


"Toxic Shock Syndrome is God's way of punishing unsaved harlots who choose Satan’s cotton fingers over a Godly pad," Pastor Deacon Fred stated upon hearing of the event. "These playthings of Satan are created under the guise of a ladies hygiene product to bring unsuspecting women and young girls to the fold of the Devil."

Church members are commanded to talk to your teen-age daughters, and search their rooms if you have to. "Souls are at stake and God is taking names," added Pastor Wiley.

[link to www.landoverbaptist.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 651614

laugh

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