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Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons

 
The Jurist

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Your Pastor is an idiot.
 Quoting: Burning Beard

I just may have to agree with this one huffy
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Your Pastor is an idiot.



THAT is an oxymoron.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 679187


No it is not. It is a statement of fact. There is no inherent contradiction between being a Pastor and also being an idiot. In fact the opposite may well be true.
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So Mary, serious question.. have you ever masturbated w/a tampon inside? If so, you will know why he objects to your wearing one while sitting on a church pew... all that lovely hardwood caressing your gluteal muscles... leading to ??


Honey, let's go to church...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 691235


How many of you have masturbated in church? And I do not mean by the priest/pastor/minister/vicar.
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06/02/2009 05:07 AM
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Satan's cottony fingers.....
 Quoting: dookie stain 627137

pmsl
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
tampons are fallic symbols
worse because of continuous insertion
constant stimulation may well be sinful
so pastor Max is right


When placing a plug, trust me, it's not a sexual turn-on, anymore than if you shoved a tampon up your nose for nosebleed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 478606


LOL!!! This really is too much! I'm guessing this is not a serious post, but more about comic relief??
Real truth is self evident...
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My pastor says men shouldn't use toilet paper. There wasn't such a thing as homosexuality before toilet paper was invented. Digging in your ass stimulates anal lust.
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Mary from L.A. is a notorious WHORE!
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I have decided to put fire to my Pastors penis and balls tomorrow to purging the demon
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Mary from L.A., you whore, you need an exorcism. And soon! You hussy Jezebel!
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Mary from L.A. is a notorious WHORE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 688370

Mary from L.A. is Phennommennonn.
Mary From L.A.
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you people are so evil and nasty and judgemental
and christians are worse
where is your christian love and support?
i help and support everyone who asks me and i do it for Jesus.
Surely if Jesus died for his love for us, what is the harm if i help people in need.
maybe my problem is that i cannot say NO.
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That reminds me of a story......

A buddy of mine had this friend for a long time. Over the years she has grown to the obesity level....well a bit over. Let me put it this way....any more weight on her and you'll be seeing her in the papers.

Shes stilla really nice lady. Anyway, My buddy made a comitment with her that he would go with her to another mutual friends wedding. It was about a 2 hour drive.

Anyway, my buddy goes picks her up and I guess she was introducing them as boy friend and girlfriend. One of the wedding guests even ask is this him? My buddy, shocked but played the part for her (knowing he would never be seen by most at the wedding/reception).

The wedding went ok. But on the way to the reception. The girl started her period. She was in a whte dress he said it soaked his carseat and SMELLED so bad her threw up. She ran into the reception hall (or whatever) to try and clean up but the stain was way too noticable. When she came out of the bathroom they were standing around talking and people kept askign her what happend (because the stain was so noticable).

After about a 1/2 hour of people talking to him like they were boyfreind and girl friend. She had a major discharge that ran down her leg and made a little puddle under her.

That was WAY too much....although he hung in there longer then I could have. He ended up leaving her there.
 Quoting: Douggie

They call it "flooding." When this happens, nothing will hold it, not a super tampon, largest pad. It is horrible and many middle aged women go through it. Size has nothing to do with it either. Gets worse until menopause. Yeah. I have always enjoyed being a girl.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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06/02/2009 08:10 AM
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


Well I can see it. Jesus was whippin' around the desert in those open toed sandals, the last thing he needed was to hook a short string with a red Tea bag attached between his toes!
Moses might have parted the Red Sea, but Jesus could have walked on it. Those tampons would just weigh him down.

And that would be just nutty.
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What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


There we go......
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06/05/2009 10:35 AM
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What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?


There we go......
 Quoting: Wraith1970

there YOU go!
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What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?


There we go......

there YOU go!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 695359

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Tell your idiot pastor that he MUST stop using deodorant. It was invented in the 20th century.
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you people are so evil and nasty and judgemental
and christians are worse
where is your christian love and support?
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 692792


Come on. Don't you thing that pastor was WAAAAAAY out of line? He deserves ridicule.
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06/11/2009 12:58 PM
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You are all fooled. This post is a gimmick contrived to cause an inexhaustible debate on this matter and to make all of you call some pastor an idiot.

Even if it is true, and this man is completely out of line, why immediately resort to name calling and judgment?

Please, if your consider yourself a Christian, with the power of Christ; don’t be so easily duped into sin.

Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Gentleness, Faithfulness, and Self-Control: Let’s practice them together.
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You are all fooled. This post is a gimmick contrived to cause an inexhaustible debate on this matter and to make all of you call some pastor an idiot.

Even if it is true, and this man is completely out of line, why immediately resort to name calling and judgment?

Please, if your consider yourself a Christian, with the power of Christ; don’t be so easily duped into sin.

Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Gentleness, Faithfulness, and Self-Control: Let’s practice them together.
 Quoting: Realist 700346

christian fascists nazis
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732



Re:

Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.

This is something that really can't be argued...

Unless you take the alternative point of view and ask the question "How the Fuck would Jesus know About Tampons?"
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732



Did he expose himself when he was saying this?
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06/14/2009 08:17 PM
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what is a tampon?
never heard of it
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:5A_jesus:
 Quoting: picesnator


LOL
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Satan's cottony fingers.....
 Quoting: dookie stain 627137

pennywise
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Your Pastor is an idiot.
 Quoting: Burning Beard


I have it on good authority that it ain't just this pastor, most are crazier than shithouse rats.
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Your Pastor is an idiot.

I just may have to agree with this one huffy
 Quoting: The Jurist

putin
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Your Pastor is an idiot.

I just may have to agree with this one huffy
 Quoting: The Jurist



Pretty disgusting.
It is "why" we live/reside in a man's world.
Let the broad wear her diapers for the 7-10 days each month.
Society makes a "female" out to be classy, elegant, a sex symbol, gorgeous, etc.

REALITY shows them a little different- Never knew grown females wearing diapers that are bloody, having discharges of blood and bits and pieces of menstrual flow that look like bits of chicken, blood all over the place, etc, were symbols of "gorgeous" and "classy" woman.


pretty sick

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