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Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons

 
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Your Pastor is an idiot.

I just may have to agree with this one huffy



Pretty disgusting.
It is "why" we live/reside in a man's world.
Let the broad wear her diapers for the 7-10 days each month.
Society makes a "female" out to be classy, elegant, a sex symbol, gorgeous, etc.

REALITY shows them a little different- Never knew grown females wearing diapers that are bloody, having discharges of blood and bits and pieces of menstrual flow that look like bits of chicken, blood all over the place, etc, were symbols of "gorgeous" and "classy" woman.


pretty sick
 Quoting: SoCal Hott One 746448

tampons are evil
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Your Pastor is an idiot.
 Quoting: Burning Beard


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Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
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There is something creepy and WRONG about this man. He's not G-d- just another sinner after all. Modest dress and behavior sure, but your personal care is none of his business.

Some of the outspoken sisters of the church should tell him not to meddle in the affairs of women.

Then seriously, find another church!
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There is something creepy and WRONG about this man. He's not G-d- just another sinner after all. Modest dress and behavior sure, but your personal care is none of his business.

Some of the outspoken sisters of the church should tell him not to meddle in the affairs of women.

Then seriously, find another church!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740633


You do realize that the OP's just making it up?
My Dog Ate My Signature.
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


Sweetheart, I kinda doubt Tampax was around when Jesus was on the scene....Now, as far as Pastor Max is concerned...

He is incorrect. You should wear a loin cloth and use a toilet paper covered stick with your left hand to catch any residual, and be forced to leave the camp for 7 to 10 days.

Upon returning to the church, you take your 7-10 day old loin cloth, set it aside for now as you will need it later and proceed to slowly jam the toilet paper covered stick down your pastors throat...go easy at this junction, no more than 3 gags per minute. You want this man of the cloth the really appreciate what not only you, but Mother Mary had to go through. Once you remove the stick (the week old dried color-coordinated toilet paper will undoubtedly be left behind giving your Pastor Max that "not so fresh feeling" for the next 6 months or so. At this junction Pastor Max should be laying on his back, if not, a swift kick to the ass should get him there. Take the soiled loin cloth and place over his face, paying particular attention to insure his nose is lined up with something "sticky", so to speak. This will also tend to hold the loin cloth in place without the need for duct tape

The final ritual is to pour 16 ounces of holy water mixed with 4 ounces of fresh goat urine. (The goat urine can be substituted with prostitute urine as long as it has been allowed to set undisturbed and unrefrigerated for a minimum of 24 hours) Finally take mixture and pour over the loin cloth you have placed over Pastor Max's humbled face.

That it! Then you can sit back and watch Pastor Max's new-found appreciation for not only the women of today, but also of the ones that paraded around when Jesus walked with us here.

PS This isn't in the Bible either, however good ol Max seems to like rules made up outside the pages of the good book as well. He should feel quite at home.

Lastly but certainly not least, you made the comment that Pastor Max said, and I quote "Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so". That must mean he didn't approve of cars, telephones, pacemakers (to keep people alive), air conditioning, airplanes, computers, ect....or he would have said so, right?
....Or maybe it's because........THEY HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET!!!

You might remind Pastor Max about the story of the plank and the splinter. You rememeber. The "see clearly" thing?
yoda
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If a pastor says you should eat your own shit then a lot of people will DO JUST THAT!!
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Tampons are an unnatural way of addressing the issue.
They prevent the natural discharge of blood by trapping it inside the vagina.
An external nappy is the most natural and most hygene, preferably linen which is a natural fibre material which allows the vagina to breath.
Your pastor is absolutely correct, as one would expect the advice given by a man of God to be.
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Your Pastor is an idiot.
 Quoting: Burning Beard


All pastors are idiots.
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my pastor is gorgeous and he is fully anointed
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Your Pastor is an idiot.
 Quoting: Burning Beard


He is. Can I get an Amen?
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Not only is this man an idiot, there is something truly wrong about ANY man assuming to comment on what a woman chooses for her monthly cycle. It's creepy and condescending; it amounts to sexual harrassment.
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


Mad Max obviously wants all the tampons for himself.
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Your Pastor is an idiot.
 Quoting: Burning Beard


True, for being a Christian.

But not for telling women to not wear tampons. Then shits cause infections. Ones you can die from in 48 hours.

Idiots read the warning on the box about TSS and proceed to shove that shit up their vajay with no concern. Some nasty bitches don't even wash their hands. Congrats, you've just innoculated your cooter with 2-3 strains of e-coli, staph, pseudomonas, and camphlyobacter. I'll stick with my Kotex pads.
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my pastor is gorgeous and he is fully anointed
 Quoting: SALLY-ANNE 730279


cruise

This tickled me.
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Your Pastor is an idiot.

I just may have to agree with this one huffy
 Quoting: The Jurist



Pretty disgusting.
It is "why" we live/reside in a man's world.
Let the broad wear her diapers for the 7-10 days each month.
Society makes a "female" out to be classy, elegant, a sex symbol, gorgeous, etc.

REALITY shows them a little different- Never knew grown females wearing diapers that are bloody, having discharges of blood and bits and pieces of menstrual flow that look like bits of chicken, blood all over the place, etc, were symbols of "gorgeous" and "classy" woman.


pretty sick
 Quoting: SoCal Hott One 746448


Periods are cool. I like mine, even all the meaty bits that come out. Means I'm not pregnant, and that's always a reason to celebrate.
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my friend got paralyzed from using tapons which got infected with bacteria becuase she forgot them inside for days and forgot to change them.
The bible is pretty accurate about these hygene issues and we should take what is written in the bible quite seriously. I mean, God knows how our body works and what is best for the body because He made us from Adam and Eve
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


I agree a woman should not "wear"a tampon. Best to use it as intended. chuckleAlthough linen pads are probably viable, don't forget you would have no odor control, He could "smell" your blood. They would be reusable, heard stories of my grandmother, used to soak hers in the sink, eeewww! secrets No thanks, I'll stick to the standard, disposable hygiene products
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732




I'm sure a huge throng of people here would be happy to write or call Pastor Max and tell him what a moran he is.

Some would even start a Facebook or My Space page about him and Twitter the info too.

So which church are you talking about?
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my pastor is gorgeous and he is fully anointed
 Quoting: SALLY-ANNE 730279


cruise

This tickled me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238


cruisecruisecruise
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08/11/2011 10:16 PM
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Do you still taunter his folds and folds of skin?

angryface
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LMAO. Of all the things to avoid having in your mouth an old dick with folds and folds of sagging skin and the scent of sweaty balls has to be high on on the list.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690937


pigchef
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you'd be better off if you didnt listen to your pastor... any pastor
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angryface

Mary From L.A. "he made me kneel down and unzipped his trousers and took out his penis.
I never seen anything so horrible as that before. it was huge like a donkey with folds and folds of skin."

angryface
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dribble
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Satan's cottony fingers.....
 Quoting: dookie stain 627137


afro

pennywise

cruise
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Your Pastor is an idiot.
 Quoting: Burning Beard


clappa
It gets hard not to judge, until I look in the mirror.
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angryface

Mary From L.A. "he made me kneel down and unzipped his trousers and took out his penis.
I never seen anything so horrible as that before. it was huge like a donkey with folds and folds of skin."

angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 676282


dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1451386


C L A S S I C !!!
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Toxic Shock Syndrome
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dont let anyone and i mean anyone tell you what to do

if you want to use one feel free

fuck religion fuck your pastor
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A pastor doesnt need to preach tampons from the pulpit.

There should be and are bigger issues.

wanna use a cotton pony? Then use one. Tell your pastor to mind his own business. Until he gets a uterus, he can kick rocks.
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
OP are you the same person that made up that zoo story with monkeys involved ? see how its you're both from the same country and both stories are absurd.

yes op is lying...or both stories are real which i doubt it

"Yesterday our church Pastor took us to the San Diego zoo for a pic nic.
he took us to the monkey area to show us the phenomenom of the female monkey prostitutes.
when the male monkey tries to have intercourse with the females they do not allow him and he gets distressed.
then the male monkey comes back with a banana that he had hidden under a rock and waves it to the female monkey.
then she allows him and she eats the banana while he does his business.
our Pastor says that all female creatures were designed by God to use sex for survival.
I found this a very exciting experience and wanted to share it with you.
blessings
Mary"

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