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Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons

 
MONSTER

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08/11/2011 10:45 PM

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oh yea, only man is to be in that hole.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
Earth Daughter

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08/11/2011 10:46 PM

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What a dumbass. Does he really think women are sitting there getting off from a dry piece of cotton?

Idiot!

Most women consider that time of the month a messy hassle and are happy when it's over with.

Maybe your pastor shouldn't use any toilet paper on his ass. Afterall it requires him to press on his bung hole with dry tissue. That might turn him on and he'll become homosexual.

Sheesh.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
MONSTER

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08/11/2011 10:50 PM

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Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


So the Pastor is skeaking for Jesus, I think Jesus wouldnt care, he has more inportant things to think of.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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08/11/2011 11:01 PM
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The bible doesn't allow for any restriction to the flow of blood. That's why women are supposed to keep themselves separate during their menses and then several more days for purification before returning to their wifely duties.
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08/11/2011 11:08 PM
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


Women should not wear tampons. You dont want nasty things growing up in there.
But, if you ladies would like to shove chemical laced fibers in places they dont belong... go for it.
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08/11/2011 11:13 PM
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Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


Time. to get a new pastor if that's all he has to worry about
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08/11/2011 11:14 PM
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Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


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08/11/2011 11:17 PM
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Do you still taunter his folds and folds of skin?

angryface
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LMAO. Of all the things to avoid having in your mouth an old dick with folds and folds of sagging skin and the scent of sweaty balls has to be high on on the list.
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lol lmao yak
Feng Jing Lo
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08/11/2011 11:33 PM
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we still use white linen serviettes in my village
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08/11/2011 11:43 PM
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The Bible says women are to be put away during this period.
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08/11/2011 11:51 PM
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Your pastor is a fool. Using his fuzzy logic you should not be doing many things then, such as seeing doctors, taking medicine, hell, even wiping your ass. I am pretty sure that "Jesus" did not say mention any of those things either.

People are idiots for listening to words of men. Use common sense, damn
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08/11/2011 11:59 PM
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Obviously this is a male pastor. When he has periods he can decide for himself which hygiene products to use until then make that decision for yourself. If you can't use things that aren't in the Bible what about electrical appliances of all kinds, cars, electronics....list would go on and on
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vibrators, etc
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08/12/2011 12:07 AM
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Did he also tell you to:

Fear God?

Ignore the warning about original sin?

Ignore Jesus's teachings of compassion/understanding and replace with idle worship?

Believe that you only live once so you don't care about the future of mankind.

Just wait for someone to give you what you already have...?


Hmmmmm.... That's what I thought!

And you TRUST THIS GUY???

I'd look for a second opinion.

Try looking INSIDE.

Let NO MAN stand between YOU AND GOD!!!
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08/26/2012 03:17 AM
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Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
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yeah really?

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