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Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons

 
Mary From L.A.
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05/30/2009 04:52 AM
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Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
Burning Beard

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05/30/2009 04:55 AM
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Your Pastor is an idiot.
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05/30/2009 04:56 AM
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I don't recall Jesus saying he approved of while linen pads either. Your pastor is a nutjob.

What's the real reason he doesn't want women to use tampons?
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Did they have corks back then? Maybe try one of those?
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05/30/2009 05:13 AM
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732


he's just jealous of the tampon..
Water always wins. :sun:
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05/30/2009 05:41 AM
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Christians are into drinking blood...might be the reason.
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732



Yeah, I LOVE it when some man asshole puts words in God's mouth.

"Don't worry, I am God's replacement on earth, just do what I tell you." Yeah, RIGHT. WTH is he talking about private matters anyway? Go find another church this idiot sounds like a Muslim wannabe....
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Your Pastor is an idiot.

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THAT is an oxymoron.


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Ubetcha

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05/30/2009 05:57 AM
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Obviously this is a male pastor. When he has periods he can decide for himself which hygiene products to use until then make that decision for yourself. If you can't use things that aren't in the Bible what about electrical appliances of all kinds, cars, electronics....list would go on and on
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05/30/2009 06:04 AM
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He wishes he could wear one.
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05/30/2009 06:06 AM
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He wishes he could wear one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 685286



Maybe he's the guy that got one in his soup? LOL...
Mary from LA
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05/30/2009 06:07 AM
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Obviously this is a male pastor. When he has periods he can decide for himself which hygiene products to use until then make that decision for yourself. If you can't use things that aren't in the Bible what about electrical appliances of all kinds, cars, electronics....list would go on and on
 Quoting: Ubetcha

yes
he says we should not even use computers because it adds up to 666
but sometimes i disobey him and i use it
Anonymous Coward
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05/30/2009 06:12 AM
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oh yeah but it's alright for him to try and put his dick in your ass during confession is'nt it
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05/30/2009 06:15 AM
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Obviously this is a male pastor. When he has periods he can decide for himself which hygiene products to use until then make that decision for yourself. If you can't use things that aren't in the Bible what about electrical appliances of all kinds, cars, electronics....list would go on and on

yes
he says we should not even use computers because it adds up to 666
but sometimes i disobey him and i use it
 Quoting: Mary from LA 690959


Aren't you the same Mary that saw the Priests' sacred organ?
Enlilson

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05/30/2009 06:16 AM
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You might want to check out Mark 6:7-9 and see if he is up to code on this as well.
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Anonymous Coward
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05/30/2009 06:21 AM
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Obviously this is a male pastor. When he has periods he can decide for himself which hygiene products to use until then make that decision for yourself. If you can't use things that aren't in the Bible what about electrical appliances of all kinds, cars, electronics....list would go on and on

yes
he says we should not even use computers because it adds up to 666
but sometimes i disobey him and i use it


Aren't you the same Mary that saw the Priests' sacred organ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690977


OMG!!! lol
C.c
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05/30/2009 06:23 AM
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OP, you do realise that the ancient Egyptians invented tampons, don't you?
Anonymous Coward
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05/30/2009 06:24 AM
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Do you still taunter his folds and folds of skin?

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05/30/2009 06:32 AM
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Do you still taunter his folds and folds of skin?

angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 649349


LMAO. Of all the things to avoid having in your mouth an old dick with folds and folds of sagging skin and the scent of sweaty balls has to be high on on the list.
Anonymous Coward
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05/30/2009 06:39 AM
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angryface

Mary From L.A. "he made me kneel down and unzipped his trousers and took out his penis.
I never seen anything so horrible as that before. it was huge like a donkey with folds and folds of skin."

angryface
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05/30/2009 06:41 AM
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Yes, religious men are sexually perverted and obsessed with a need to control womens' sexuality and sexual attraction.
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05/30/2009 09:42 PM
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Yes, religious men are sexually perverted and obsessed with a need to control womens' sexuality and sexual attraction.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 658410

pastors come under attack from demons and they need sex to release this pressure. That is why they need far more sex than others.
the congregation is well aware of this that is why we do spritual warfare on friday nights.
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that`s what happens when a pastor has run out of things to say...

he begins saying nonsense...
Beyond one's own mind there is no dazzling light to come shining in from outside to wake one up. If one recognizes one's own intrinsic State as pure from the beginning and only temporarily obscured by impurities, and if one maintains the presence of this recognition without becoming distracted, then all the impurities dissolve. This is the essence of the Path-namkhai norbu.

Why is there a legend about the descent of Christ into hell? The Teacher addressed the lower strata of the astral world, saying: �Why, by cherishing earthly thoughts, bind oneself eternally to Earth?� And many revolted in spirit and rose higher.
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732

so when did Jesus have his period so he could discuss it with any authority?

'till the pastor can come up with an answer to that one, he should keep his yap shut.
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Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732

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Satan's cottony fingers.....
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Re: Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons
Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.
 Quoting: Mary From L.A. 690732

He's just jealous nobody has stuck one up is righeous ass!
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05/30/2009 09:49 PM
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Women should send him their used pads and see if he still agrees.
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05/30/2009 09:50 PM
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So play along, ride the white pony, then throw it at his face the following sunday. ;)
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05/30/2009 09:51 PM
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Pastor say, church who is registered with state is no church.





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