That reminds me of a story......

A buddy of mine had this friend for a long time. Over the years she has grown to the obesity level....well a bit over. Let me put it this way....any more weight on her and you'll be seeing her in the papers.

Shes stilla really nice lady. Anyway, My buddy made a comitment with her that he would go with her to another mutual friends wedding. It was about a 2 hour drive.

Anyway, my buddy goes picks her up and I guess she was introducing them as boy friend and girlfriend. One of the wedding guests even ask is this him? My buddy, shocked but played the part for her (knowing he would never be seen by most at the wedding/reception).

The wedding went ok. But on the way to the reception. The girl started her period. She was in a whte dress he said it soaked his carseat and SMELLED so bad her threw up. She ran into the reception hall (or whatever) to try and clean up but the stain was way too noticable. When she came out of the bathroom they were standing around talking and people kept askign her what happend (because the stain was so noticable).

After about a 1/2 hour of people talking to him like they were boyfreind and girl friend. She had a major discharge that ran down her leg and made a little puddle under her.

That was WAY too much....although he hung in there longer then I could have. He ended up leaving her there.

and your point was?