OP are you the same person that made up that zoo story with monkeys involved ? see how its you're both from the same country and both stories are absurd.

yes op is lying...or both stories are real which i doubt it

"Yesterday our church Pastor took us to the San Diego zoo for a pic nic.
he took us to the monkey area to show us the phenomenom of the female monkey prostitutes.
when the male monkey tries to have intercourse with the females they do not allow him and he gets distressed.
then the male monkey comes back with a banana that he had hidden under a rock and waves it to the female monkey.
then she allows him and she eats the banana while he does his business.
our Pastor says that all female creatures were designed by God to use sex for survival.
I found this a very exciting experience and wanted to share it with you.
blessings
Mary"