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So my front porch collapsed
With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
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Ouch! Major repair job too?
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Termites or just rotten wood?
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I hope you're ok, but my kid just got expelled from college, so as long as no one got hurt there...
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bsflag

(just kidding, every thread needs one-hope it's nothing too serious)
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I'm lookin' for some work,this is what I do.Get my # from Enigma!Glad the beer made it.
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
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Good thang ya didn't spill the beer.You'd have to start alcoholic training all over..
ape lol
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Ouch! Major repair job too?
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.


Good thang ya didn't spill the beer.You'd have to start alcoholic training all over..
:ape lol:
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lol
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Next time use treated lumber.

Bweiser is made with fluoridated water. All the nutrition is gone and why it is so light. Try an import, or even better sober up.
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Termites or just rotten wood?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 515132


One of the crossmembers for the stairs was rotten........janked my shoulder dammit, oh well......heh
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

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Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)
 Quoting: Omega


Oh yea! That's a backache too..lol
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.


Good thang ya didn't spill the beer.You'd have to start alcoholic training all over..
ape lol
 Quoting: Chawlee


rofl I hear ya. ;>)
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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and Omega, I bet you still deny the collapse was due to planet x
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and Omega, I bet you still deny the collapse was due to planet x
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


Heh good thing I live by myself that woulda been embarrassing if someone saw me crash and burn like that......
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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And I see I missed some good doom on this board in the interim........
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
squirrels revenge?
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I'm lookin' for some work,this is what I do.Get my # from Enigma!Glad the beer made it.
 Quoting: bubba 690982


Heh........haven't heard from Enigma in a while.........it's cool bro I fixed it......the hard way lol.....
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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squirrels revenge?
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Could be. ;>)
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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Did you feel the earth move under your feet?...Sorry to hear about that O.

I did a tuck and roll off my back stairs two months ago...really fucked up my left leg, twisted ankle and huge bruise on the thigh. It took about six weeks to get back to normal.

Glad to hear the brew survived...raise one for me too...heal fast and be healthy...
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)
 Quoting: Omega


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Did you feel the earth move under your feet?...Sorry to hear about that O.

I did a tuck and roll off my back stairs two months ago...really fucked up my left leg, twisted ankle and huge bruise on the thigh. It took about six weeks to get back to normal.

Glad to hear the brew survived...raise one for me too...heal fast and be healthy...
 Quoting: Harley


Thanks man.......

I've been healing up for 3 days thats why I wasn't on GLP.......laid up in bed with beers, lol.......

Last Edited by Omega on 05/30/2009 05:33 PM
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....
 Quoting: Wraith1970


LOL.
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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why does this thread remind me of the squidbillies cartoon ???
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I'm lookin' for some work,this is what I do.Get my # from Enigma!Glad the beer made it.


Heh........haven't heard from Enigma in a while.........it's cool bro I fixed it......the hard way lol.....
 Quoting: Omega

Be careful when YOU are the "live load"! groucho
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I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago.

It was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons.


I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it.


Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part.

I'll call you if you want any input.
Cui Bono?
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I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago.

It was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons.


I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it.


Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part.

I'll call you if you want any input.
 Quoting: Frigg Stuyvesant


Did he turn the jug of water to wine for you while he was at it?
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why does this thread remind me of the squidbillies cartoon ???
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

Because it is.
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I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago.

It was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons.


I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it.


Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part.

I'll call you if you want any input.
 Quoting: Frigg Stuyvesant


Cool deal, I'm cool bro fixed the stairs now I am at work hatin' life, lol... need to nurse this hangover dammit....;>)
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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how many dogs did you kill?
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