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So my front porch collapsed

 
Omega (OP)

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05/30/2009 06:18 PM
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With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.

It's important to have your priorities straight.

Hope ya' feel better quick.

I'll have a drink or two for ya', to help ease the pain.

Take Care, Bro!
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Thanks brother!!!!!!
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Chawlee

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05/30/2009 06:21 PM
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Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....


If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that.


You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you.


They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial.

I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place.


How are you supposed to put a tatoo on the artificial arm?


With a boy scout wood burning tool.
Were you born a prick???????????


Hatched that way.....want to arm wrestle?
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You're making me angry,tampon dude.........
Anonymous Coward
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05/30/2009 06:22 PM
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Confess! You build it yourself while drinking and at the end you just ignored those extra parts that should had been used!
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05/30/2009 06:23 PM
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With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.

It's important to have your priorities straight.

Hope ya' feel better quick.

I'll have a drink or two for ya', to help ease the pain.

Take Care, Bro!


Thanks brother!!!!!!
 Quoting: Omega

I got somtin even better, but the new pnuematic tube isnt done yet dammit tomato
Chawlee

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05/30/2009 06:24 PM
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Sorry Omega,I'll take my leave now.
Gradient

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05/30/2009 06:24 PM

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Termites or just rotten wood?


One of the crossmembers for the stairs was rotten........janked my shoulder dammit, oh well......heh
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Yah, getting older sucks


*snicker.. j/k mate
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Anonymous Coward
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05/30/2009 06:29 PM
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Budweiser always gives me the worst hangovers

drink Sierra nevada or something decent next time partner
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05/30/2009 06:31 PM
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Wrong.More beers make you bounce better.He should have been pounding more buds.
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05/30/2009 06:40 PM
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AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds almost like what I did to my knee but mine took surgery and I added one more concussion to the list.

I'm glad the beers OK!
Omega (OP)

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05/30/2009 06:41 PM
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AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds almost like what I did to my knee but mine took surgery and I added one more concussion to the list.

I'm glad the beers OK!
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Hey bro!!!!!!

Hope you are healing up man............. :5:
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

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05/30/2009 06:44 PM
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//...

I've been healing up for 3 days thats why I wasn't on GLP.......laid up in bed with beers, lol.......
 Quoting: Omega

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I've been wondering why you haven't posted for a few days.

I figured you were busy with your garden ...


Hope you heal quickly and completely! hf
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05/30/2009 06:46 PM
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Once ya get over 35 or so, a fall off a four foot porch feels more like eight. Hope it heals quick, bro.
Omega (OP)

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05/30/2009 06:48 PM
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Thanks all much appreciated I'll consider this thread my attention whore thread should tide me over for quite some time lol...
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

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05/31/2009 06:48 AM
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I got a five on it.
Cui Bono?
Rocks the Cradle

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05/31/2009 05:29 PM
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I'd be concerned the squirrels got together and tried to take me out.

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Omega (OP)

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I'd be concerned the squirrels got together and tried to take me out.

Never underestimate a rat with a furry tale. It's still a rat.
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rofl I definitely am considering the possibility.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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05/31/2009 05:40 PM
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I have plenty of time on my hands and am handy with tools. Shall I come by next week? :) WG
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05/31/2009 05:56 PM
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One thing about it, if ya carpenter long enough yer gonna fall sometime.

I was framing second floor joists 9 feet above the kitchen in a house about 11 years ago. We had joists rolled out and some nailed and blocked. But I stepped on one that was upright but not nailed or blocked. It hurt like a sumbich when I landed on my ass in the kitchen 9 feet below. Once I got my wind gathered back up and started breathing agin I was more embarrassed than hurt.

Get better man!
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05/31/2009 06:00 PM
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squirrels revenge?


Could be. ;>)
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laugh

They are watching and planning...
Omega (OP)

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One thing about it, if ya carpenter long enough yer gonna fall sometime.

I was framing second floor joists 9 feet above the kitchen in a house about 11 years ago. We had joists rolled out and some nailed and blocked. But I stepped on one that was upright but not nailed or blocked. It hurt like a sumbich when I landed on my ass in the kitchen 9 feet below. Once I got my wind gathered back up and started breathing agin I was more embarrassed than hurt.

Get better man!
 Quoting: Ricfly52


Thanks! I hear ya. I've dropped some tree's before big ones that had me running like a mutherfucker lol......

At almost 50 Y.O. I think I'd better start taking it easy. Laying on the ground by yourself and the nearest neighbor a couple hundred yards away if he's even there is gettin' old. ;>)
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
Omega (OP)

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05/31/2009 06:01 PM
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squirrels revenge?


Could be. ;>)

laugh

They are watching and planning...
 Quoting: Andromeda


rofl yeah well come my next days off it's on again I am gonna laywait for em'.
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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05/31/2009 06:02 PM
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A squirrel has been stealing Memorial Day flags for their nests. Unfortunately, it's just a story with no photos.

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05/31/2009 06:05 PM
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four stars for a collapsed porch...that's got to be a first!
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squirrels revenge?
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lmao - beware!
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Andromeda

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Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)
 Quoting: Omega

Watch your shoulder vewy carefully. You can get real damage from those kinds of falls.

I have a bad porch. Not just a step but the whole planking across the whole porch, and I have plywood covered by astroturf leading from the steps to the door. I decided to let it go this year because there have been burglaries in my neighborhood lately. I don't want to do new work on the house and attract burglars.

I figure I'll fix the porch and do more decorating if there are no riots and social disorder in 2009.

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Termites or just rotten wood?


One of the crossmembers for the stairs was rotten........janked my shoulder dammit, oh well......heh
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The irony of it is, you spent so much work as a survivalist trying to prepare for the future, and yet the stairs almost killed you. The real wakeup call is you cant escape death no matter how much you try, consider yourself unfortunate your still alive, your surviving only to live in a new world order
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Sorry to hear you are hurtin. Hope you heal up quick.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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05/31/2009 06:10 PM
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Use a pellet gun, save the ammo for the zombies.

Enaid, you must have missed the tree thread. That was actually funny. The search function isn't letting me find it right now. Something about entering a valid end date, which I did.
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05/31/2009 06:11 PM
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I hope ya didn't jinx me buddy. I'm building the missus a patio out back. I've done most of serious falling when I was a kid, funny how it comes back to haunt every once in awhile.

Maybe the squirrels are mad because you didn't share the beer? We could make a commercial out of it! LOL


Hope you get better brother
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or awhile. ;>)

Watch your shoulder vewy carefully. You can get real damage from those kinds of falls.


 Quoting: Andromeda


Thanks I will. Think I janked the rotator cuff.

Hopefully we won't have real doom this year but me doubts it. ;>)
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.

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