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So my front porch collapsed

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/31/2009 07:38 PM
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With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
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With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
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Too many big dogs, eh?
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Karma ... 1dunno1


No. Broken stairs. Shit happens especially when you are at the dead end of the long dirt road by yourself.......


Fuck around with power tools, chainsaws, building stuff sooner or later you are gonna get hurt.....

Yea be careful man! Really. A buddy of mine killed himself with a chainsaw a couple of years ago. Thing kicked back on him and hit him in the neck. He was way out by himself at the corner of his farm field and bled to death before anyone found him.

Weird thing....His whole farm, barn, house, everything, burned right down to the ground two days after.

True Story.
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Yup the ONE thing that concerns me the most is operating a chain saw by myself. I have a Stihl 029 too which is a mean saw.


Fortunately I am almost done only have one tree to saw and it can wait. However if hurricane season janks me like last year I'll have to get busy.....
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Yea be careful man! Really. A buddy of mine killed himself with a chainsaw a couple of years ago. Thing kicked back on him and hit him in the neck. He was way out by himself at the corner of his farm field and bled to death before anyone found him.
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That is awful, Archer. :( I am sorry for the loss of your friend.

I worry so much about him using the chainsaw at all, as they are so dangerous, and apparently unpredictably so. :(
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05/31/2009 07:41 PM
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Heal up quick, buddy! Didn't you hurt yourself a few months ago too? Watch out!!
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Thanks yeah my Fila ambushed me outta some bushes at like 6:30 in the morning before I had my coffee. ;>)


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Yea be careful man! Really. A buddy of mine killed himself with a chainsaw a couple of years ago. Thing kicked back on him and hit him in the neck. He was way out by himself at the corner of his farm field and bled to death before anyone found him.


That is awful, Archer. :( I am sorry for the loss of your friend.

I worry so much about him using the chainsaw at all, as they are so dangerous, and apparently unpredictably so. :(
 Quoting: Muse


I'm careful darlin'......;>)

roseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroserose

And won't be firing up that saw for awhile.....
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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Hey there, Omega. HOpe you feel better. I went through an upper deck once. Hanging on by a foot and the shoulder that got stuck. Must have been quite a site.

Take care, my friend.


Thank you. Yeh through a deck would suck bigtime... hope you didn't break anything....
 Quoting: Omega



LOL. Naw, just moved around with a gimpy look for a few days.

I guess with all the work you've doing around your place, something had to happen. Just have to take it with some big grains of humor. Did your wife have the video cam on ?
That would be priceless footage. hf
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05/31/2009 07:44 PM
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I'm careful darlin'......;>)

roseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroserose

And won't be firing up that saw for awhile.....
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I know that you are, Daddy Bear! I still can't help worrying, however!! luv
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05/31/2009 07:48 PM
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I guess with all the work you've doing around your place, something had to happen. Just have to take it with some big grains of humor. Did your wife have the video cam on ?
That would be priceless footage. hf
 Quoting: Texas Uncensored


LOL yeah when I was laying on the ground I was like damn hope nobody saw that. ;>)

Not married......yet.....
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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05/31/2009 07:49 PM

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Hey Omega, maybe it was FLEAS that ate your porch!
5/27/09
"Travis County health officials alerted residents today to take precautions to avoid typhus, a serious flea-borne illness that is not commonly found in the Austin area, after they confirmed the first case of the year. Last year, the Austin/Travis County Health and Human Services Department reported 33 cases of typhus, prompting the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to investigate to see if a new type of typhus had invaded the area. Ultimately, the CDC issued a report that confirmed murine typhus, the kind typically found in South Texas. Sporadic cases of murine typhus had been reported in Central Texas in previous decades, but no one could recall an outbreak locally like the one in 2008. Murine typhus is carried by infected fleas that generally come from rodents but can be carried by opossums, cats and other animals. The illness is characterized by fever, headache, nausea and rash. It’s easily treated with antibiotics and lasts about two weeks. But typhus can cause patients to be hospitalized, and untreated patients can die in rare cases. The CDC’s investigation last year also said a newer form of typhus-related illness not seen in Central Texas before, Rickettsia felis, could also be circulating. Humans get it from exposure to flea-infested domestic cats and dogs, primarily. Like murine typhus, it also causes a fever, headache, malaise and possibly, a rash. Typhus is not spread from person-to-person. Officials said they could not predict whether the disease was being established in animals in Central Texas. )"

Damn.
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Hey bro hows the knee?????

Should is janked it's gonna be awhile but I'll live. I'll be back in the garden by tuesday......
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The knee's not good. They used a plastic joint and my body doesn't like it so another surgery to put in a stainless unit.

It's going to play hell with metal detectors AAAAHAHAHAHA!

They say I'm going to have to wear a brace from now on.
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05/31/2009 07:52 PM
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"Travis County health officials alerted residents today to take precautions to avoid typhus<<<<<<

Wow that's seriously messed up. I do give my dawg ivermectrine (sp) used to treat horses. Same stuff thats in that high dollar stuff people pay 60 bucks for........
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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05/31/2009 07:54 PM
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Hey bro hows the knee?????

Should is janked it's gonna be awhile but I'll live. I'll be back in the garden by tuesday......





The knee's not good. They used a plastic joint and my body doesn't like it so another surgery to put in a stainless unit.

It's going to play hell with metal detectors AAAAHAHAHAHA!

They say I'm going to have to wear a brace from now on.
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Wow man really sorry about that. How is the medical treatment down there or did you fly back to the States?

Get well brother....
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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LOL yeah when I was laying on the ground I was like damn hope nobody saw that. ;>)

Not married......yet.....
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Aahhh. Guess it's time to teach those dogs some new tricks.

You know, all you have to do is ask a lady out to your place, and feed her a batch of that swamp chili. How could she refuse ?
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"Travis County health officials alerted residents today to take precautions to avoid typhus<<<<<<

Wow that's seriously messed up. I do give my dawg ivermectrine (sp) used to treat horses. Same stuff thats in that high dollar stuff people pay 60 bucks for........
 Quoting: Omega

Dude, I know! I'm gonna be in the boonies outside of Navasota in 2 weeks, there better not be any typhus fleas!
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The virtue of courage is a prerequisite for the practice of all other virtues, because otherwise one is virtuous only when virtue has no cost. There are times when something needs to be done, and yet we know that if we step up and do this needful thing, we will pay a heavy personal price. -C.S. Lewis
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05/31/2009 07:56 PM
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LOL yeah when I was laying on the ground I was like damn hope nobody saw that. ;>)

Not married......yet.....



Aahhh. Guess it's time to teach those dogs some new tricks.

You know, all you have to do is ask a lady out to your place, and feed her a batch of that swamp chili. How could she refuse ?
 Quoting: Texas Uncensored


Heh. Big Daddy's gotta plan.

:5:
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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05/31/2009 08:03 PM
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Wow man really sorry about that. How is the medical treatment down there or did you fly back to the States?

Get well brother....
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In house doctors! kind of nice yeano.

I'm just glad they saved the leg.

I'm getting to old for this shit OH and they finally gave me something for the pain THREE FREAKIN IBUPROFIN!
Omega (OP)

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05/31/2009 08:06 PM
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I'm careful darlin'......;>)

roseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroserose

And won't be firing up that saw for awhile.....


I know that you are, Daddy Bear! I still can't help worrying, however!! luv
 Quoting: Muse


Rawr> ;>)
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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05/31/2009 08:09 PM
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my god, wont you please think of the porch monkeys....




its ok im takin it back
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I was just thinking yesterday how strange I hadn't seen an Omega post in awhile.

Be thankful you didn't wrench BOTH arms. Or you'd probably be wearing one of those silly beer hats with the straws to swig the beer down. Lol!

Hope you get better soon.
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I was just thinking yesterday how strange I hadn't seen an Omega post in awhile.

Be thankful you didn't wrench BOTH arms. Or you'd probably be wearing one of those silly beer hats with the straws to swig the beer down. Lol!

Hope you get better soon.
 Quoting: Tullamore Dew


Hahahahahah!!!! Thanks I was outta commission for about 4 days.

I'm back to the garden on Tuesday......
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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I was just thinking yesterday how strange I hadn't seen an Omega post in awhile.

Be thankful you didn't wrench BOTH arms. Or you'd probably be wearing one of those silly beer hats with the straws to swig the beer down. Lol!

Hope you get better soon.


Hahahahahah!!!! Thanks I was outta commission for about 4 days.

I'm back to the garden on Tuesday......
 Quoting: Omega

Ah hell you will just get hit by lightning or something chuckle you have the worst luck lflash
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05/31/2009 08:21 PM
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I'm careful darlin'......;>)

roseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroserose

And won't be firing up that saw for awhile.....


I know that you are, Daddy Bear! I still can't help worrying, however!! luv
 Quoting: Muse


Hey Muse, I worry too. The Last Man Standing isn't taking care to make sure he is TLMS...but he's a tough guy so what can anyone do but pray for him?

WG from NY
malu

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05/31/2009 08:32 PM
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oh how did i miss this?

lmao

hope you are ok man
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Hey Muse, I worry too. The Last Man Standing isn't taking care to make sure he is TLMS...but he's a tough guy so what can anyone do but pray for him?

WG from NY
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Thanks, WG..he does make his guardian angel earn his keep at times. :)

I hope *you* are taking good care..I think of you often and pray you are well.. hf
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let this be a lesson to you O: Its always the local doom that gets you down :)

Glad you are ok.
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05/31/2009 08:37 PM
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oh how did i miss this?

lmao

hope you are ok man
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Thanks bro I'll live. ;>)

Looks like UD is seriously hurt he's on this thread man....
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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let this be a lesson to you O: Its always the local doom that gets you down :)

Glad you are ok.
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Local doom heh. Yeah I hear ya's.....

The real problem is I won't be able to bust off that .300 win mag for awhile......;>)
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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oh how did i miss this?

lmao

hope you are ok man


Thanks bro I'll live. ;>)

Looks like UD is seriously hurt he's on this thread man....
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WTF? what page?
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

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"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
malu

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let this be a lesson to you O: Its always the local doom that gets you down :)

Glad you are ok.


Local doom heh. Yeah I hear ya's.....

The real problem is I won't be able to bust off that .300 win mag for awhile......;>)
 Quoting: Omega



now that is a problem

that is a serious problem


Doom is obviously on hold until this is rectified
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