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Enki was Noah's Father!!!

 
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Enki was Noah's Father!!!
Wow!! No wonder he warned him of the coming flood. Noah was his son!!

"On the roof of a dwelling where Batanash was bathing Enki by her loins took hold, he kissed her, his semen into her womb he poured." [Sitchin, Z., 2002, The Lost Book of Enki: 204 ] From this encounter, she bore Ziusudra (Noah).

[link to enkispeaks.com]
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Strange!! No comments from the bible thumpers?
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[link to www.youtube.com]
it is a fact watch this video

  Enki was the real engineer of the human race. He was the Sumerian god of science, engineering, magic, strategy, music, and lovemaking
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
indeed
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
Well "IF" this is true, they meet again as ST In BG and Nightwisp.
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Well IF this is true, they meet again as ST In BG and Nightwisp.
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
Don't forget about Noah's son, Shem (Melchizedek)
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
So Enki Saved Humanity, Seems like more people should know that?
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It must be immensely frustrating to realize you can't tack this nonsense on to the truth.
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It must be immensely frustrating to realize you can't tack this nonsense on to the truth.
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It's actually what our own ancestors recorded, so....
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It must be immensely frustrating to realize you can't tack this nonsense on to the truth.

It's actually what our own ancestors recorded, so....
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I discern your efforts to be false.

My comprehension of the Hebrew story is confined to the Hebrew story.
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
It must be immensely frustrating to realize you can't tack this nonsense on to the truth.

It's actually what our own ancestors recorded, so....


I discern your efforts to be false.

My comprehension of the Hebrew story is confined to the Hebrew story.
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You can believe whatever you want but if you want to actuualy learn what the oldest culture has to say on the subject, the Sumarian culture is it.
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
It must be immensely frustrating to realize you can't tack this nonsense on to the truth.

It's actually what our own ancestors recorded, so....


I discern your efforts to be false.

My comprehension of the Hebrew story is confined to the Hebrew story.

You can believe whatever you want but if you want to actuualy learn what the oldest culture has to say on the subject, the Sumarian culture is it.
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The Sumarians are predated by Noah and his sons. This means that Noah's story (passed on to Moses who wrote it down) predates all others concerning the flood. Simple logic.
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
It must be immensely frustrating to realize you can't tack this nonsense on to the truth.

It's actually what our own ancestors recorded, so....


I discern your efforts to be false.

My comprehension of the Hebrew story is confined to the Hebrew story.

You can believe whatever you want but if you want to actuualy learn what the oldest culture has to say on the subject, the Sumarian culture is it.


The Sumarians are predated by Noah and his sons. This means that Noah's story (passed on to Moses who wrote it down) predates all others concerning the flood. Simple logic.
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+1
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bump
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Wow!! No wonder he warned him of the coming flood. Noah was his son!!

"On the roof of a dwelling where Batanash was bathing Enki by her loins took hold, he kissed her, his semen into her womb he poured." [Sitchin, Z., 2002, The Lost Book of Enki: 204 ] From this encounter, she bore Ziusudra (Noah).

[link to enkispeaks.com]
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Gnostic rubbish..


Gen 5:30 And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:
"He that hath ears to hear, let him hear."
- Matthew 11:15
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
Wow!! No wonder he warned him of the coming flood. Noah was his son!!

"On the roof of a dwelling where Batanash was bathing Enki by her loins took hold, he kissed her, his semen into her womb he poured." [Sitchin, Z., 2002, The Lost Book of Enki: 204 ] From this encounter, she bore Ziusudra (Noah).

[link to enkispeaks.com]



Gnostic rubbish..


Gen 5:30 And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:
 Quoting: Goddrunk



Gen 4:19 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one [was] Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.

Hmm.. Wonder where Enki is.

Last Edited by Aenon on 09/23/2009 05:47 AM
"He that hath ears to hear, let him hear."
- Matthew 11:15
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
Wow!! No wonder he warned him of the coming flood. Noah was his son!!

"On the roof of a dwelling where Batanash was bathing Enki by her loins took hold, he kissed her, his semen into her womb he poured." [Sitchin, Z., 2002, The Lost Book of Enki: 204 ] From this encounter, she bore Ziusudra (Noah).

[link to enkispeaks.com]



Gnostic rubbish..


Gen 5:30 And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:
 Quoting: Goddrunk


This is why Chritians dislike Gnostics.
From their own admissions, the early Christians were incessantly under criticism by scholars of great repute who were impugned as "heathens" by their Christian adversaries. This group included many Gnostics, who strenuously objected to the carnalization of their deity, as the Christians can be shown to have taken many of the characteristics of their god and godman from the Gnostics, meaning "Ones who know," a loose designation applied to members of a variety of esoteric schools and brotherhoods. The refutations of the Christians against the Gnostics reveal that the Christian godman was an insult to the Gnostics, who held that their god could never take human form.
[link to www.truthbeknown.com]
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peace
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
Mmm, close.

Enki was Ka'in's (cain) father. "Noah" was Enoch's son, So Kain's Grandson. So Enki would be "Noah's" great grandson in my estimation.


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hf
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
First off, the recorded father of Noah was Lamech. So you are incorrect. Enqi was known in the bible as one of the "Eyes of the Lord," or Aniaueh. Enqi is actually mentioned in certain parts of the bible [ref., deut 11.12].
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So Enki Saved Humanity, Seems like more people should know that?
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He with his half sister also created the bases of modern man for the purpose of being slaves. So it was in his own self interest to keep em around. Just sayin

btw seek out the Book of Jubiliees for more info.
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Wow!! No wonder he warned him of the coming flood. Noah was his son!!

"On the roof of a dwelling where Batanash was bathing Enki by her loins took hold, he kissed her, his semen into her womb he poured." [Sitchin, Z., 2002, The Lost Book of Enki: 204 ] From this encounter, she bore Ziusudra (Noah).

[link to enkispeaks.com]
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H O R S E S H I T.

have a nice day.

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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
How 'bout the idea that the Sumerians were actually the bred of the fallen angels? There is a line in Genesis that says "the sons of the gods saw the daughters of men and took them as wives. They begat the men of great renown!" I'm leaning to this thought what do you think?
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How 'bout the idea that the Sumerians were actually the bred of the fallen angels? There is a line in Genesis that says "the sons of the gods saw the daughters of men and took them as wives. They begat the men of great renown!" I'm leaning to this thought what do you think?
 Quoting: lazymama 13350386


In real terms, the sons of the et's who had come here were turned on by the women of earth. Not a stretch to believe. So are earth men.
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Strange!! No comments from the bible thumpers?
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Oh great...you probably woke one up.
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Anyone know why Christians don't recognize The Apocryphon of John as a legitimate text?

Funny that it was covered up so desperately by the "Church".
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Wow!! No wonder he warned him of the coming flood. Noah was his son!!

"On the roof of a dwelling where Batanash was bathing Enki by her loins took hold, he kissed her, his semen into her womb he poured." [Sitchin, Z., 2002, The Lost Book of Enki: 204 ] From this encounter, she bore Ziusudra (Noah).

[link to enkispeaks.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 672251



Gnostic rubbish..


Gen 5:30 And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:
 Quoting: Goddrunk


Well, if it is in the bible it MUST be true. My mommy said...and said...and said...and said...and said...stoned
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
The Gnostics also state that Noah wasn't the only one on the ark, but those that held the "divine spark" (Not talking about family members also.)
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Re: Enki was Noah's Father!!!
How 'bout the idea that the Sumerians were actually the bred of the fallen angels? There is a line in Genesis that says "the sons of the gods saw the daughters of men and took them as wives. They begat the men of great renown!" I'm leaning to this thought what do you think?
 Quoting: lazymama 13350386


In real terms, the sons of the et's who had come here were turned on by the women of earth. Not a stretch to believe. So are earth men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29184782


In those days with no deodorant it is a little hard to believe. But then maybe it was a looooonnnnnggggg trip on the UFO.

I suppose a dip or two in the river and a shave the girls got better looking.

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