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What happens if you do not masterbate?

 
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What happens if you do not masterbate?
What happens to the man?



What happens to the woman?
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06/06/2009 04:04 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
you start walking around in an inappropriate fashion all the time
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06/06/2009 04:06 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
Not sure, but if you do and the GLP mods find out you get banned.
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06/06/2009 04:09 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
A guy who doesn't masturbate will tend to have a lot of wet dreams. Hormones are strong and the body has to release some of the tension. Jizz
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06/06/2009 04:22 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
Your balls will explode.

hiding
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06/06/2009 04:24 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
you end up at 4am on a conspiracy site making threads about it
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06/06/2009 04:33 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
it dies basically

use it or lose it

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06/06/2009 04:38 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
my wife threatens to divorce me. just like if I try to give up coffee or tobacco.
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
you start to turn into this guy:

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Water always wins. :sun:
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06/06/2009 04:52 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
What happens to the man?
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After a too long abstention (critical point +/- 2 weeks), sperm will find other canals to flow through.
At some point it destroys your liver, stomach, pancreas, kidneys...
Horrible death.
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you gain Power
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After a too long abstention (critical point +/- 2 weeks), sperm will find other canals to flow through.
At some point it destroys your liver, stomach, pancreas, kidneys...
Horrible death.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 696256



complete crap
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There is no use removing doubts one by one. If we clear one doubt another doubt will arise and there will be no end of doubts. But, if by seeking the doubter, the doubter is found to be really non-existent, then all doubts will cease. -- Ramana Maharshi


You have to keep breaking
your heart until it opens.

~ Rumi
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
you will have to change your sheets each morning.
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06/06/2009 04:57 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
You gain about a minute of time back.
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06/06/2009 04:58 AM

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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
dont listen to all the idiots

of course modraetion is boring
"moderation"


but true Power is unassuming


as the Tao, .....
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There is no use removing doubts one by one. If we clear one doubt another doubt will arise and there will be no end of doubts. But, if by seeking the doubter, the doubter is found to be really non-existent, then all doubts will cease. -- Ramana Maharshi


You have to keep breaking
your heart until it opens.

~ Rumi
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
What happens to the man?


After a too long abstention (critical point +/- 2 weeks), sperm will find other canals to flow through.
At some point it destroys your liver, stomach, pancreas, kidneys...
Horrible death.



complete crap
 Quoting: the Stu


I swear it's true and it is the same for every man, unless you are impotent, which most probably explains why you have no trouble.
Lucky you!
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06/06/2009 05:12 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
you will have to change your sheets each morning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 629520

Actually, this is exactly true.

If you do not masturbate you will have 'nocturnal emissions'. The body needs to expel old sperm on a regular basis to keep healthy and active sperm available.

The timing is roughly two weeks; if you do not relieve yourself through sex or masturbation, you body will do it for you while you sleep.
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06/06/2009 05:14 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
You gain about a minute of time back.
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lol
Water always wins. :sun:
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06/06/2009 05:16 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
MBFDDFFFFEWFFF!!
CREGDFFFF!!!!!
RRRRRRRREWRRFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't control it anymore........>>>>>>>>>>>!!!!!!!!!
so here goes;;;..........>>>>>>>>>>



And so it begins..............!
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
What happens to the man?



What happens to the woman?
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You start acting like a person who can control their sexual appetite and desire instead of like a fucking infant or pee-pee toucher who can't.
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What happens to the man?


After a too long abstention (critical point +/- 2 weeks), sperm will find other canals to flow through.
At some point it destroys your liver, stomach, pancreas, kidneys...
Horrible death.



complete crap
 Quoting: the Stu

Yes, a complete lie to keep sex industry as the number one profit maker.
Pray for the peace of Jerusalem!
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06/06/2009 05:44 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
What happens to the man?
 Quoting: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 497213

There teeth and hair fall out

What happens to the woman?
 Quoting: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 497213

There teeth and hair fall out
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06/06/2009 05:53 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
What happens to the man?

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Your nuts fill with unused sperm, then EXPLODE!!!


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06/06/2009 05:56 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
A real answer,

Your aging genetic material will find a way to purge itself.

Wet dreams AKA nocturnal emissions
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06/06/2009 06:00 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
A real answer,

Your aging genetic material will find a way to purge itself.

Wet dreams AKA nocturnal emissions
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667842

People literally go YEARS without sex, masturbation or wet dreams, as you age, this just happen, it is natural.
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A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor and bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.-- Thomas Jefferson
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06/06/2009 06:37 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
you can unlock the Power of the pineal gland
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06/06/2009 06:39 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
You get very very horny.
And if you are also so ugly you cant get laid, and have no money for hookers, you become a rape risk.
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06/06/2009 06:41 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
you end up at 4am on a conspiracy site making threads about it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 573680

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06/06/2009 06:42 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
You get very very horny.
And if you are also so ugly you cant get laid, and have no money for hookers, you become a rape risk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20912


The NWO have brainwashed you ID 20912


first rule of the march to global goverment


1. get people interested in sex,make them superficial
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06/06/2009 06:42 AM
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Re: What happens if you do not masterbate?
Buuuulllsssshhhiiiiit pineal prefers to be erotic stroked 'round chere
you can unlock the Power of the pineal gland
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